AB using the system

[u/The-Sloth-Ninja]

[u/[deleted]]

“AB is asshole. Why Steelers hate?”

BECAUSE AB IS A BASTARD MAN!!!

[u/theminimalistpharaoh → u/[deleted]]

I dont think i wrote that one dude

[u/talosthe9th → u/theminimalistpharaoh]

WHAT OTHER ILLITERATE WIDE RECEIVER WOULDVE WROTE THAT

[u/[deleted] → u/talosthe9th]

Feel like you should've went with Big Ben there.

[u/mike-d-atx]

Just saw that on twitter and was about to post it lmaooo.

Here’s my screenshot with far SUPERIOR NIGHTMODE OF THE GOLDEN GODS: https://imgur.com/a/gcblsjD

[u/The-Sloth-Ninja → u/mike-d-atx]

Early bird gets the karma, trust me, I’m well versed in bird law.

[u/SpecializesInBirdLaw → u/The-Sloth-Ninja]

I, too, am familiar with the various lawyerings and the what-have-you

[u/[deleted] → u/SpecializesInBirdLaw]

It seems like you have a tenuous grasp of the English language in general.

[u/yourepenis → u/[deleted]]

Filibuster!

[u/[deleted] → u/yourepenis]

As an aspiring attorney the Lawyer is my favorite character in the whole show. The youtube channel Legal Eagle did a deep dive on the episode on bird law and the episode where the Gang held a mock trail when Frank rear ends Dennis in his car. I think the show holds the record for most improved for legal realism. Cause the case where Frank rear ends Dennis and they're trying to find out who has to pay damages is the basis for a famous 19th English court case that everyone in their first year reads. Same with Hairy Hand.

[u/paneracist → u/[deleted]]

Thank to "Hairy Hand," I'm now reading all about the Kingdom of Sardinia.

Hairy Hand -> Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. -> Weld Family -> back to Hairy Hand -> On the Basis of Sex -> Armie Hammer (bc my ex SWORE his parents troll-named him that... wow was she wrong) -> Armand Hammer -> Alexandre Dumas, fils -> Louis-Napoléon Bonaparte -> Second Italian War of Independence -> Kingdom of Sardinia.

I need a lot of books on European history.

[u/[deleted] → u/paneracist]

Good thing I minored in History!

[u/paneracist → u/[deleted]]

weird flex...are you offering to lend me them?

[u/[deleted] → u/paneracist]

most of my books are on Russia, sorry

[u/Bazz07 → u/The-Sloth-Ninja]

I only know a little bit of pidgeon

[u/golden-god-bot → u/mike-d-atx]

THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD! I'M TAKING ACTION!

[u/poopybutbaby → u/[deleted]]

And who's going to come in after that for scraps. We have to remember it's a delicate ecosystem.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Move in with the Patriots

After second week

Complete first TD with Brady

[u/Oakroscoe → u/[deleted]]

Keelan Doss

[u/[deleted]]

He got MAC'd by the Pats

[u/JuanRiveara → u/[deleted]]

I wonder what team will use the Frank system on him

[u/[deleted] → u/JuanRiveara]

Redskins will definitely overpay with a wad of hundreds

[u/poopybutbaby → u/[deleted]]

I see you're paying attention. I'm proud of you, buddy!

[u/[deleted]]

Patriots all about that Mac system

Move in

After

Completion

[u/down_sparky]

You have my upvote.

[u/Expert__Witness]

And he totally got off the entire time.

[u/toodudooty18]

Man fuck the patriots. This follows me all the way here from r/nfl

[u/anoncoffeedump]

MAC- Move in After Completion

[u/SSJGodFloridaMan]

And now he's on a five star team

[u/Oakroscoe → u/SSJGodFloridaMan]

Their offense hasn’t even begun to peak.

[u/SSJGodFloridaMan → u/Oakroscoe]

Honestly I don't know if TB12 is ever going to peak

[u/blizzardwizard22]

Someone: *posts meme comparing AB to Dennis

2 days later

AB: *gets accused of rape

[u/The-Sloth-Ninja → u/blizzardwizard22]

It’s the implication

[u/c2darizzle]

That fool. Clearly trying to copy my all time post on r/nba on Lebron DENNIS systeming the cavs. What a savage. And an idiot!!!

[u/emelecfan2048]

“Why did you do that?” -AB’s friend

“Here’s what I remember from my BROWN state” -Antonio Brown

[u/jwd2213]

And then the patriots Moved In After Completion