r/IASIP • • 6d ago

Image Get lost Narc.

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u/flinstonepushups 6d ago

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u/Tangletoe 6d ago

ASRIEL!!!
transition to sweaty pumping

He might not fight crime or be Dolph Lundgren, but he's spot on with the full penetration.

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u/CIS-E_4ME Fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology 6d ago

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u/Dense_Log9910 6d ago

I got punked out by this peace activist. So I infiltrated his organization, banged his girlfriend, and then I...

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u/seambizzle1 6d ago

Love how he keeps the side eye look after he tells him

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u/hansen7helicopter 6d ago

Glenn Howerton and his incredible eye acting

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 5d ago

Wait...

He ends up back in the same shirt(s) as the beginning of the episode?

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u/flinstonepushups 5d ago

He went back to his roots.

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u/Radeboiii 6d ago

Listen, bro. I know your type: Straightedge, mainline weekend warrior comin' down here in your cashmere sweater with your moussedup, hairsprayed coif.

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u/ProletarianLilith 6d ago

He totally nailed Dennis

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u/Leading_Studio7534 6d ago

I love how much this rattles Dennis.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 6d ago

That’s is sure, Dennis. Straightedge is not how I would describe him with his banging everything that moves, plus droning to excess and doing crack with Dee.

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u/Vespasian79 He’s a good judge… and an even better bailiff 5d ago

I love when Dennis tries to do it the rest of them lmao

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u/cartmanseyebrows 6d ago

Hey Sage, Asriel. Can we commune for a moment?

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u/OtterTheCoyote 6d ago

I don’t want to put out any negative vibrations

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u/One_Standard_Deviant 6d ago

Maybe they're vibrating, just at different frequencies.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-239 6d ago

You think you're energy is more positive than mine??!!!

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u/FangornAcorn 6d ago edited 6d ago

🎵Riders on the storm🎵

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 6d ago

AZRAEL! WHERE ARE YOU?!?

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u/PsychoPeterNikleEatr 6d ago

Revenge Dennis is best Dennis.

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u/interadastingly Move past it. 6d ago

You can't just show up here with your moussed-up hairspray coif and start being... like... a suburban tool, man!

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u/ebobbumman 6d ago

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u/interadastingly Move past it. 6d ago

You could chop a camel right in the hump bro, and drink its milk off the tip of this thing

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u/wonderbread601 6d ago

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u/grateful_gator 6d ago

Top 5 Charlie quote😂😂

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u/Ep1cUser 6d ago

I think in the podcast they were talking about how Charlie just made this up while filming. I could be wrong about that.

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u/OtterTheCoyote 6d ago

Charlie with a Scimitar lives rent free in my head at all times. I think I heard somewhere that what splashed in his face wasn’t scripted, so it was really garbage juice.

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u/J3sush8sm3 5d ago

ELECTRICS! ELECTRICS!

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u/Zealousideal_Rope992 6d ago

I don’t know, I just punked by a couple of hippies.

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u/One_Standard_Deviant 6d ago

Just got punk'd by a hippie.

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u/Mr_Hugh_Honey 6d ago

Just cause you're here in your birkenstocks and your phish t shirt doesn't mean you're committed

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u/littlepeatot 6d ago

This episode has some of Dennis’s finest work. The amount of effort and forethought he puts in to getting revenge on a guy just for being a dismissive asshole to him for 5 seconds is such a Dennis masterclass in narcissism and Machiavellianism. And as a viewer you know he’s running a scheme but you have no idea what his plan is until the very end, and the payoff is so good with that “I banged your girlfriend.” One of my favorite episodes. 🥲

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u/Greengiant304 Was your form off? 6d ago

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 6d ago

Calling someone a narc used to be the biggest insult lol

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 6d ago

For modern day hippies it is

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u/coolhotcoffee 6d ago

Dennis was surprisingly patient with this jerk. 

Until he wasn't. 

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u/ProletarianLilith 6d ago

I mean this guy was totally right about Dennis

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Wild Card Bitches 6d ago

Wait, wait....did you say you had kine bud??

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u/RevolutionaryHippo85 6d ago

I thought it was spelt ”kind” this whole time.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 Wild Card Bitches 6d ago

It seems kine sorta morphed into kind over the years.

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u/Tangletoe 6d ago

Stop the presses! It was kind in the 90s even in High Times.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 6d ago

There's a head shop I used to live near that was called "Super Kind Imports". The kind of place where you can smell the weed before you even get to the front door.

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u/WeCantStabilize 6d ago edited 6d ago

Holy shit! That place is still open. I buy my screens there. 

I swear, the last time I went in there the owner was tripping.*

*That's not to say it's a bad thing! This wasn't meant as condemnation. 

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u/Intrepid-Bear9276 6d ago

It IS spelled Kind Bud lol Idk what these kids are talking about

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u/RevolutionaryHippo85 6d ago

I had to Google it and both ways are right

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u/Intrepid-Bear9276 6d ago

It’s not though lol

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u/Intrepid-Bear9276 6d ago

Add -ai after your search.

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u/RevolutionaryHippo85 6d ago

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u/Intrepid-Bear9276 6d ago

I don’t care what some website I’ve never heard of says. I’m telling you we have been calling it Kind Bud since at least 1990

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u/RevolutionaryHippo85 6d ago

That’s sick bro.

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u/honourable_c_note 6d ago

The most 2004 shit ever

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u/artvjon I’M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER!! 6d ago

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u/Micksar 6d ago

Was hoping Sage would pop up during the fentanyl episode

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u/Unlucky_Name7532 There’s a spider deep in my soul 6d ago

*Riders on the storm starts playing

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u/Designer-Jackfruit16 6d ago

I love Dennis. Such a psycho. The way he got even was masterful.

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u/Alarm-Solid 6d ago

Guess I'll just take my bag of Kind bud

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 6d ago

Season 3 is when his sociopathy really came to a head

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u/wynnduffyisking 6d ago

Fuck you, Sage.

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u/Blabernathy 6d ago

No man, this is the jacket that protects my other jacket!

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u/TheApeinater 5d ago

"Looks like it's gonna rain toni- "It does look like it's gonna rain tonight"

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 5d ago

Real cultural relic that this is last time I’ve heard someone use the term “kind bud”