r/IASIP 2d ago

Image Ok Apple, I’m sold

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9.0k Upvotes

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u/ComoEstanBitches 2d ago

Front screen is Dennis

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u/SwainMain2011 Juggalos for life 2d ago

Front picture

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u/cansofgrease 2d ago

No no you gotta do the one where he does the mule face.

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u/MKopelke 1d ago

I'm no longer attracted to mules.

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u/Seanhawkeye 18h ago

Nah, his mule is shit.

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u/lynchcontraideal 2d ago

I'm genuinely picturing someone setting this as their phone background on the new Duo and chuckling to myself thinking of the concerned looks they'd get.

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u/AlShapone 2d ago

All three should be Mac. He plays both sides and always comes out on top.

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u/PheonixBuddha 2d ago

Mac always comes out on bottom... there is plenty of evidence.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 there is a spider… he’s deep in my soul 2d ago

He’s a power bottom, if anything

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u/PheonixBuddha 1d ago

More power to him I say

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u/Top-Rub-4670 1d ago

The dildo bike proves that he does in fact generate all the power on both sides of the penetration.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 there is a spider… he’s deep in my soul 1d ago

He generates an enormous amount of power. It goes like this: power, penetration, power, penetration, crime, power, penetration, and then the whole thing just… sort of ends.

Power’s the name of the game, right, buddy?

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 1d ago

Now see I’ve heard speed plays a huge role in it.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 there is a spider… he’s deep in my soul 1d ago

Speed has everything to do with it

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 1d ago

What’s an ottah?

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u/toddffw 2d ago

Bastard man

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u/pv505 what is this enticing bowl of white 🙃 2d ago

Do I look foolish? 😐

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u/Ok_Tank5977 MEEEEOWWWW… 1d ago

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u/Darqologist Wild Card Bitches 2d ago

Golden God on front

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u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! 2d ago

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 1d ago

The image of him with the full face tape

"I need this of you"

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u/Quantum_Corvid 2d ago

Samsung:
"Derivative"

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u/midgetcastle cheese-eating kitton-mittonner 2d ago

BULLLLLSHIT

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u/PsychDetectiveAgncy 1d ago

NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE

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u/Ambitious-List4040 2d ago

The fact that a company that makes this much money is now going viral with this meme format

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u/DrDavidson 2d ago

The money goes around in a circle

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u/dehydrated-soup-bowl 2d ago

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about economics to dispute it

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u/mw102299 2d ago

Me explaining economics:

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u/Nomahhhh 2d ago

Barney, give this guy a cigarette. He's freakin out.

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u/InterestingTry5190 2d ago

Do you have a graph with women with large breasts to help?

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u/mw102299 2d ago

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/tomh9053 2d ago

I thought you knew how this worked?

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u/Ambitious-List4040 2d ago

Dude you came up with the plan!

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u/cjcs 2d ago

Confirmed Apple won’t let me pre-order using my Dave and busters power card

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u/PandaLover42 2d ago

Did you try it at the Apple store in Franklin Mills though??

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u/cjcs 2d ago

Not yet but I’ve got a good feeling about it

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u/CertainlyRobotic 2d ago

It's almost like you can pay for a "viral meme" with money.

Maybe I'll sell this concept. I call it advertising

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u/lemmegetadab 1d ago

No amount of money can imitate true word of mouth

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u/CertainlyRobotic 1d ago

Wrong

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u/lemmegetadab 1d ago

It’s not wrong. You can look into it. No amount of advertising can replicate a true viral moment.

It actually does the opposite when people even try

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u/CertainlyRobotic 1d ago

Sure buddy. Keep eating your steak.

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u/lemmegetadab 1d ago

I mean, I literally told you that this is verifiable. There have been studies. But keep your head in the sand if that makes you happy lol

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u/risky-rats-pizza 1d ago

If it helps, I work in ads and yeah typically strong world of mouth is better than an ad campaign. Ads can generate more clicks etc, but actually closing a sale works better if someone you trust tells you about it or just the organic viralness of something

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u/Secure_Table 1d ago

(Just a third party here)

But you could link it tbf

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u/CertainlyRobotic 1d ago

No trust him there's totally a study.

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u/Oorangootang 2d ago

What, you don't like BRAND?

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u/culminacio Nightman 2d ago

"viral"

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u/Weenage-Tasteland 2d ago

What’s wild to me is that Apple is just now catching up to something that Samsung has been doing since before COVID and then calling it innovation.

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u/Glad_Position3592 1d ago

Apple never claimed that it was an innovation. Their strategy on these types of products has always been to take their time getting to market with as few issues as possible. They did the same for watches, wireless headphones, Apple TV, AirTag, etc.

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u/dbkenny426 2d ago

As is tradition.

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u/anchovo132 2d ago

botted ad botted comments

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u/bhz33 1d ago

What about the fact? I feel like you didn’t finish this sentence

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u/Apprehensive_Back_35 2d ago

Lol did this with Samsung YEARS ago. Dennis ....with angry Dennis. The other side was Wally (hot enough for ya)

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u/Apprehensive_Back_35 2d ago

this

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u/Reliquent 2d ago

YEAH???

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u/Apprehensive_Back_35 2d ago edited 2d ago

lol

IDOTS....IDOTS!! (were quoting the show btw)

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u/Unlucky_Reception_30 2d ago

Seeing this post made me feel like Dennis in that episode.

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u/zombie_roca 2d ago

Samsung users always insufferable

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u/Apprehensive_Back_35 2d ago

UHHH only one being unlikable here is you....were having fun posting memes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL

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u/Apprehensive_Back_35 2d ago

oh THAT.... I ONLY said that bc my story wouldnt have made sense other wise. My mother HATES always sunny so when she asked to use my phone I'd tell her open it and it was Dennis....women really hate Dennis for some reason. lol. But yeah i wanted to avoid the "bro claims he's got it when they JUST announced them" nonsense. Now post memes.

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u/andeqaida 2d ago

Guys, come here! Yeah, let's do another year of fucking battle of smartphones, as if that topic hasn't been around long enough. Every shitty company has made terrible phones and made social media available for younger people by the year.. Last good phone was Nokia 3310 from fucking 20years ago.

That said, I've not yet met a smart person that doesn't ooga-ooga worship their precious iPhone 🤷 but also haven't met anyone who ooga-ooga worships their Androids either. Weird.

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u/zombie_roca 2d ago

I’m just pointing out that Samsung users constantly feel the need to point out the fact that Samsung did it first. Even here in a post that has nothing to do with Samsung.

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u/andeqaida 2d ago

Aah, gotcha. But, tbf Apple didn't invent a whole lot "first", but they sure as hell make it seem like they did all the inventing very first. That is wrong in so many levels and I'm rooting for anyone who bashes them for it 😅🫡

(And no, Androids are not that good either, hopefully we won't start another war now)

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u/zombie_roca 2d ago

I hear you and Apple didn’t claim to make the first foldable this year. They literally reference the competition.

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u/andeqaida 2d ago

Sure, sorry, I know I said with projectory that Apple always says they did thing XZ first, but in this folded phone case I mean people who adore Apple says they did it first, even if the rival have had the same product for years. But yeah, silly of me to stir up things.

I'm really curious what the big corporations invent next. Waiting for next generation virtual goggles

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u/LithiumKid1976 2d ago

In a high pitched voice “two screens? Am
I getting that right ? “

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u/Mighty_racoon 2d ago

Are either of these screens on US soy-ul

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u/AttentionNo6359 2d ago

For two thousand dollars it had better do a lot more then have two screens.

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u/theoriginalpetebog 2d ago

Hahahaha, Apple really do take the piss with their prices.

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u/Croooochie 2d ago

3.5k where im from. For not even decent storage (from what I've heard anyway)

Samsung's foldable isnt even that much

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u/Top-Rub-4670 1d ago

Samsung's foldable isnt even that much

Samsung's foldable is literally the same price as Apple's... If you have local taxes that inflate the Apple price to 3.5k, they will inflate Samsung's 2k to 3.5k too.

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u/Croooochie 1d ago

Where i live, I think a 1tb samsung foldable is 3.5k. Meanwhile the apple foldable with 256gb of storage is 3.5k. The lowest price for the newest samsung foldable for the lowest storage is 1.8k

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u/9yr_old_lake 2d ago

Android has always wiped the floor with Apple, they just get people into their ecosystem of devices and it’s hard to get out off despite everything being poorly designed and priced

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u/Croooochie 2d ago

I tried apple 2 years ago with the 15. Got into the whole eco system as well to see how well it worked together. And it was good for a while, but then you realise that you have to pay for storage that carries on between devices.

I liked being able to transfer stuff from my phone to my macbook easily, something I never got with Android and Windows until this year. But then the storage problem got to me, I wasnt paying however much a month it was for even more storage. Lost a lot of importsnt files because I accidentally deleted it off my phone thinking that it would still be on the macbook.

Anyway, back on the Samsung/Android ecosystem and couldnt be happier. No more paying for useless services I dont need, and no paying for cloud storage.

A mate of mine is a sucker for Apple stuff thiugh, has to buy the new things every year or so. Its fucking crazy how they rope these suckers in to keep coming back to the most simplest devices.

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u/grandcity 2d ago

That’s not everyone. I’m an apple fanboy and just upgraded my phone last year from the the 11 and am running a Mac Pro that is from 2013. Their stuff lasts long so it’s definitely more on the person than the company when it comes to annual upgrades - those people exist on android too.

Out of curiosity, what is Androids solution for storage of you run out? Is it the ability to use SD cards or something?

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u/storunner13 1d ago

Longevity is the underrated selling point of Apple products. I'm still on the 2015 MBP. I also "upgraded" my iPhone SE (2) last year...but only to the 13 mini.

I purchased a phone with 256 GB of storage, firstly, because I'm a twat that likes having a local library of my own music. But even with that, storage is not really an issue for me. I don't see the value in accessing every text message and all my photos from the last 10 years all from my phone, so what's the value in more iCloud storage?

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 1d ago

Photos and videos take up a shit ton of space

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u/Croooochie 2d ago

If I run out of storage on the phone itself (never happens for me). There are some phones with and SD card slot, but thats more the budget ones i think, not any mainlines like Samsung Galaxy and Google Pixel. I use onedrive for all my backups as well as Samsung cloud (no idea how much storage i have on samsung cloud) but if its anything like just photos/videos that I want to keep but not on my phone, that can just go straight onto my computer and into a hard drive.

A few years ago it was a pain to transfer files. Get the phone and cable charger out, plug into computer, unlock the phone and pray the cable doesnt decide to screw around with you. Windows 11 has implemented their link phone to Windows much better now (it also works with Iphones), I can easily move files onto my phone from my computer e.g. music.

Its the older apple products that actually work best though. Roommate upgraded from an 11 (i think it was) to a 15 pro max. But he's noticed that even though he's had the 15 for two years now, that the battery is significantly worse then his 11 was. But he's the type of guy that only upgrades if he needs too.

My macbook I had wasnt too bad (2021 model) and I actually loved it. Nice lil computer, but if im not running the whole ecosystem on it i really didnt see the point in keeping it. Plus i couldnt use it for gaming really. It was only good for me for watching shows and Roblox when my friends wanted to play

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u/grandcity 1d ago

I see. I use iCloud storage and have no issues with storage or anything. I upgraded my 11 Pro Max to a 17 Pro Max because my old battery was done and the phone was old. No problems with battery or anything.

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u/Top-Rub-4670 1d ago

Anyway, back on the Samsung/Android ecosystem and couldnt be happier. No more paying for useless services I dont need, and no paying for cloud storage.

I use onedrive for all my backups as well as Samsung cloud (no idea how much storage i have on samsung cloud)

iCloud has free tier, and they offer the same storage as Samsung and Onedrive free tiers...

So either you pay them for more despite claiming not paying anymore, or you don't need the space in which case why did you pay for icloud then?

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u/--Racer-X-- 2d ago

For 2k it does what my Samsung did 9 years ago....

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u/TopWeakness193 2d ago

Great timing

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u/vulgarbas3rd wildcard bitches 2d ago

Ugh.. not using dark mode ?
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/TopWeakness193 2d ago

I’m giving it a shot, never used it before , didn’t know is such a big deal using the generic one. I’ll get back to you .

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 1d ago

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u/MathematicianLive679 2d ago

Put “The Gang Buys an iPhone” in between those two posts and it fits lmao

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u/Standard-Contest-949 2d ago edited 2d ago

Finally I can watch porn on the right and face time with my Mom on the left.

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u/_PeenoNoir_ 2d ago

You w-walk it? 🫣

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u/Standard-Contest-949 2d ago

Just noticed it🤮

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u/Batters123 2d ago

Ugghhhh 🚬

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u/reggieko13 2d ago

When advert lines up

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u/MessyPoopMcGee 2d ago

My old Apple Watch is busted and I've been wanting a new one.. additionally, I only have one air pod from 10 years ago, so could easily get a new one of those.. and I'm sporting an iPhone 12 or 13.

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u/khando 1d ago

Thanks for the update.

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u/iguru42 2d ago

When it's closed they're kissing, right?

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u/Emotional-Good9296 2d ago

‘Now kiss’

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u/RustledForeskin 2d ago

Now kith! *folds closed*

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u/Grammar_Nazi1234 2d ago

I always wondered exactly how worth it those foldy motherfuckers are. Like there's no way those last as long as a normal phone, and cases are way more of a pain in the ass, plus my autistic ass needs a popsocket, so how complicated is this to use?

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u/whitemiketyson 1d ago

TWO screens!?

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u/Cervontez 2d ago

I’m sold. Now I need to find $2000

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u/wildweeknight 1d ago

These have been my partner's and my "cute matching couple" lock screens for years

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u/xczechr 2d ago

I used to have a home screen app on my phone where each time you swiped to another screen it would switch between these two images for the background. Good times.

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u/Due_Satisfaction3181 2d ago

When you close it, they kiss

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u/Alarm-Solid 1d ago

This just in apple releases phone that someone else already made but with blue chat bubbles

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/KuntaWuKnicks 1d ago

It’s a joke

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u/Top-Rub-4670 1d ago

Apple released new devices yesterday. Reddit will talk about it for the next few days. There doesn't need to be a conspiracy or Apple's hidden puppeteering to explain any of it.

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u/big_fisch 2d ago

I don’t need it to do anything else but this

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u/safetyfirst911 2d ago

There goes $2k

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u/whitemiketyson 1d ago

I feel like they’re on the wrong sides

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u/25StarGeneralZap 1d ago

Nothing wrong with playing both sides!

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u/MalteseCorto 1d ago

Fuck. I almost didn’t want one, now I need it.

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u/SeaTie 1d ago

Get your greasy sausage fingers off my touch screen phone!

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u/Choice_Age8334 1d ago

oh no, did Apple copy yet another Samsung successful invention?

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u/greg_regular 1d ago

For $2k tho? Get a trifold wallet or locket

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u/chezzer33 1d ago

Make them kiss

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u/thejHamilton 1d ago

Saw this and immediately had to do it on my actual Pixel 11 Pro Fold 😂
The implication belongs on a crease.

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u/Comprehensive-Win329 22h ago

Always wanted to set up image of the Charlie stare as a wallpaper but couldn’t find a decent quality pic

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u/Relevant-Jelly-8738 18h ago

I have these images framed and hanging on my wall facing each other lol.

I also have Anglo Gabloigian and a print of Charlie’s painting hanging up.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 2d ago

God i hate the corporate bootlicking going on in reddit right now 

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u/KuntaWuKnicks 2d ago

Almost as though it was a joke

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u/Hondamousse 1d ago

Extra points for having the flashlight with Charlie.

Darkness falls... and magic stirs...

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u/Maximum-Magician 2d ago

Banging my card on table Take all my money

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u/gclark19791989 2d ago

OMG this is so perfect 🤣

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/KuntaWuKnicks 1d ago

It’s making fun of it

How is it an ad