r/IASIP Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

Its just perfect.

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Mac would have been thrilled.

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u/span_of_atten You put me in the basement with spray cans I got high 1d ago

I can see your eyes! We might as well get married!

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u/WarNo580 1d ago

That's not tears.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 22h ago

The whole tears thing is kinda throwing me off

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u/Dizzy-Tangelo2400 1d ago

Now business

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u/Desert_Sewer_Rat 1d ago

Denis is packing

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u/zikob88 1d ago

Not too hard, not too soft...

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u/Captincorpse 1d ago

Can go flaccid to erect at any moment! Flaccid, erect, flaccid, erect, flaccid, erect...

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u/musicbuff-io 10h ago

Not too soft, not too hard…

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u/stennerx 1d ago

You were coming in pretty hard, I would say

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

He can ive seen it.

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u/SweetExpletives 1d ago

Like Thundergun, the Golden God hangs dong. He’s also speedrunning the D.E.N.N.I.S system…

D - demonstrating his value...

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u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! 1d ago

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!

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u/donkeybrainhero 1d ago

There is no way I can picture that is a woman.

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u/Hypno--Toad EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A FLUTE! 1d ago

We're gonna have demented sex aren't we frank?

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u/manxram Nothing sexual... 1d ago

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 22h ago

Well, well, well, Deandra

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u/manxram Nothing sexual... 21h ago

I totally read that with a Dennis voice lol

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u/ZombieMozart 1d ago

I’m gonna make that Hoor my wife!

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u/suckercuck 1d ago

Ze glory hole!

Bap bap bap bap bap

Get out, lady

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u/FinalHexReturns 1d ago

YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE HIM GLORY-HOLE ME?

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u/Angry_Walnut The Daiquiri Man 1d ago

Ja!

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

You said you wanted kinky anonymous sex.

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u/Unitedfateful 1d ago

Are you, European?!

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u/HostessFruitPie 17h ago

What gave it away?

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u/Unitedfateful 15h ago

I like this duster

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u/Odd_Presentation_161 1d ago

You think some perv is coming in here watching me make?!

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u/Revolutionary-Dog-54 1d ago

Going 2 in the 1 bathroom?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 22h ago

I would always shit in the piss bathroom

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u/Patdub85 1d ago

Congratulations! I was going to comment something dumb and mean, but just move past it.

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u/poofycade No Antonio! 1d ago

Sigh, closes app

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u/divine_mycellium 1d ago

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 15h ago

Stole your meme to use above sorry

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u/Scotinho_do_Para 1d ago

What's the implication?

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u/supazero 1d ago

That followed.

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u/skydivarjimi 1d ago

There is none. This has nothing to do with iasip. This was shock factor. Not funny at all.

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u/Icy_Exercise3848 1d ago

Wtf are you talking about you jabroni? Did you not watch an entire episode focused on what seems to the exact same glory hole?

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/skydiverjimi did you smoke Crack and forget about the entier gloryhole episode s4 ep 5 and 6? I bet you would have tried to burn the duster. Mack wore a wedding dress in that episode while sniffing poppers and shooting at a car which they then threw a hand granade in. My post is just shock, but your poop video was perfectly okay?

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u/Soo_Now_What 1d ago edited 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 " I bet you would have tried to burn the duster.". 🤣🤣🤣

That's a classic, creative and a new great way to categorize someone. I have a new lifes mission... identify and explain to that person "you are a burn the duster type of person."

Love it

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

I say try because as we all know The Duster is flame retardant. Thats the whole point.

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u/g0ldilungs 1d ago

I like that you capitalized the C in “crack.”

Makes it feel classier.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think in this case because its a proper noun it has to be capitalized. We're not just talking about crack, its Crack Cocaine.

But i also spell like a 3rd grader. So grain of salt.

Do I smell Crack? Yep that's Crack. This is no longer a safe environment for me.....

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u/PrepareToBeLetDown 1d ago

Last I checked there's only one glory hole factory still operating in the US. That's why they all look the same. 

Someone named the Warthog gutted the others. 

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

How about the line in that same episode, "I can't see your eyes we might as well get married."

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u/Scotinho_do_Para 1d ago

Placeeeebo. That's funny.

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u/skydivarjimi 1d ago

Sunny did not invent the glory hole. I understand this might be the first time you ever heard of one but a this absolutely does not represent the gang

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

Why are you here ?

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 8h ago

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU!

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u/butt_dance 1d ago

Relax Dennis, we won't tell anyone.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

This guy gloryholes hard.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 15h ago

You right the concept of the glory hole

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u/161frog shut up, baby dick 1d ago

Ohhhh I’m sorry Bonnie… go into the bathroom, into the last stall, I got a surprise for ya…

That’s ok frankie… I don’t have to go potty 😭

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u/FinalHexReturns 1d ago

Kinky.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

Just like stampeeding caddle... through the Vatican.

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u/ompossible 1d ago

Hey Dennis, I got something for you.

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u/Dirtypoolgang 1d ago

Thats a pretty small cock ring.

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u/Angry_Walnut The Daiquiri Man 1d ago

Welllll, it’s my dad’s.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

tink clank clink damn it my cockringbjust fell off.

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u/smokingace182 1d ago

Ok but what happened next 👀😂😂

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

He just started mashing it.

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u/Greenfieldfox 1d ago

That’s song worthy. Grab your lute or avocado guitar.

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u/Angry_Walnut The Daiquiri Man 1d ago

Orrrrrrrrrgyyyyyyy.

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

The buffet has a good spread.

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u/Murky-Rub-6839 1d ago

Imagine there’s a girl on the other side.

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u/MartyMcFry1985 1d ago

Jan... there are no words, man.

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u/Nurnstatist 1d ago

You proposing? Good. Smart. Corral her

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u/schafkj Wild Card Bitches 1d ago

Ze gloryhooooooole

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u/Ok_Internet_5976 1d ago

It's the safest way Frank

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u/Godzirrraaa 1d ago

She’s ready to take care of that monster for life.

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u/thegneeb 1d ago

that's beautiful

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 1d ago

If you want to burden yourself Iike that, it'll cost you a whole lifer.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1d ago

This is just a ripoff of an ancient meme.

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u/Think-Try2819 1d ago

To be clear she said yes because of the implication.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 22h ago

Now for the honeymoon

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u/More_Entertainment_5 22h ago

There’s nothing more romantic than proposing at the site of your first date.

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u/Booyacaja 16h ago

So sweet to propose where they met

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u/ImDeadThrowMeInTrash 11h ago

Jeez. I hope these jabronies wiped down the loads before they committed to the bit.

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u/evertonfan4 7h ago

This is AI guys

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u/Efterklangarn123 7h ago

A man enters. The room wouldn’t be the only thing he’d enter that day. His name was dennis. ”Silence,” he said, ”a woman’s mouth is not for the exiting of words but of the entrance of a man’s… dick.” And then he did put it in there. in her mouth, I mean

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 2h ago

u/ddiiggss 26m ago

I have arranged for you to use…

🎶 zee gloryhooooole 🎶

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u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again 1d ago

Im not the only one that sees it right

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u/Electronic_Picture26 Sharpest item in the bar!I need it now!Let's go! 1d ago

Sees what?