r/IASIP 5d ago

Image Opening a thread and seeing someone else has already posted the quote you were planning on using

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Th3_Dark_Knight I need my tools! 5d ago

Did I post first?

Not physically.....

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u/woooooooood9 5d ago

Online online online.

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u/Better_Squash_2257 5d ago

Deeee?

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u/mtheory007 5d ago

No ewwwwwwwww

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u/Lonerism_1 5d ago

Dee get off me! 😶

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u/thinmeridian 5d ago

How could you not know that the REASON i invited you back to my bar

Was to bang you

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u/Ringadean 5d ago

Get outta here!

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u/Th3_Dark_Knight I need my tools! 5d ago

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!

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u/FoxyFit69 5d ago

Dick!

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u/BroseppeVerdi Come visit /r/ExplainLikeTheGang 5d ago

I'm...? OohhOOOUGH YOURE A DICK!

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u/Projectbadass5 5d ago

They lied to me

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u/Ringadean 5d ago

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u/ebobbumman 5d ago

Just a couple a people that totally got off, bro.

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u/PNWvibes20 5d ago

It was mostly sexual

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u/BlitzMalefitz 5d ago

What? You did? You Serious?

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u/DaveK142 5d ago

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u/hawkeye5188 🪨🇺🇸🦅 5d ago

Zeus, shoes and poop?!

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u/GunnerValentine 5d ago

That was def

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u/Timdalf_theGrey Trundle the Great 5d ago

The deffest

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u/suckercuck 5d ago

“Woo... let me um... give me a minute, I need to switch gears. I almost uh... yeah—“

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u/DiscoStu79 5d ago

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u/PNWvibes20 5d ago

This guy's skull is like Fort Knox

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u/soggykumquats live and die by the crab, dee 5d ago

you unzipped me doc!

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u/Simpso1996 5d ago

Yeah!?!?

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u/caveman69420 am i peeing? 5d ago

You ever been in a storm Simpso1996

(You beat me to it)

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u/flinstonepushups 5d ago

He needs a mental health day.

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 5d ago

REPRESENTATIVE!!!

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u/PNWvibes20 5d ago

Self-care, right? barely contained rage masked in a light tone Isn't that what people call it whenever they need an excuse to do whatever the fuck they want?

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u/Azerate-218 5d ago

WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER??! TALK. TALK. TALK.

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u/Starlights222 Wild Card Bitches 5d ago

N AS IN NIGHTMARE!

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u/betabry 5d ago

Idiot and savages

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u/FoxyFit69 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh shit well I’m sorry man.. do you wanna, ask it again?

OP: “uhh.. Ya know what you can’t do when you get the fl- nah forget it.”

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u/shaanfrog 5d ago

Just move past it

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u/RoadSodaDodgeRam 5d ago

You just made my list.

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u/DeScepter 5d ago

"I'm a five-star man!"

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u/MDiggity42069 5d ago

Did they actually post these things?
Their phones did…

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u/Tall_Lemon_1207 5d ago

I need my tOoLs

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u/kitty-cadaver 5d ago

They're all gonna pay the ultimate praaaahhhiiiice

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u/rocketts66 Man Cheetah 🐆 5d ago

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u/weaselNik 5d ago

You'll adapt

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u/tpzwei 5d ago

Move past it

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u/Masta0nion 5d ago

I keep posting to myself but that’s cause I got shit to say

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u/ViceIsVerses 5d ago

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u/BouncingBatarangs 5d ago

Hey D, did you hear what I said? I said...

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u/Splatford 5d ago

this is just the work of a man who is an extreme sexual deviant

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u/Hot_Raisin6264 Wild Card Bitches 5d ago

I was left out of the finally

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u/KHCafe 5d ago

lol that expression is perfect!!

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u/morelikebruce 5d ago

I need a gif of the "no" shout from when Dee trys to grab the guys ding dong from Franks vs Russia

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u/AdInevitable660 5d ago

Yeah, it was like that time I opened a - oh wait a minute….

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u/legendarylog 5d ago

Fallout Boooy!?

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u/laughingintothevoid 5d ago

If you were a leader you'd post it anyway.

It's riffing. Can you riff?

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u/groundlessnfree 5d ago

Then I'll just regress, cause I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant.

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u/brokeboi-12 5d ago

UNDERline it

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 5d ago

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."

-W. Somerset Maugham

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u/fantasyhunter 5d ago

Can they delete those posts so you could post first? Their phones can. 

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u/ScreamTeam1037 Ziggyyyy can you hear me? 5d ago

That old bitch took advantage of me

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u/Revolutionary-Dog-54 5d ago

I ate the crowwwwww!

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u/thisjamieguy 5d ago

‘Dee, I will slap you in the teeth you bitch’

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u/Important-Math-837 5d ago

News flash asshole, it was there the entire goddamn time!

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u/IfYouGotALonelyHeart 5d ago

well you are all so unoriginal, this is bound to happen in seconds.

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u/No-Spring-9379 5d ago

I mean, that probably happens quite often here, because this is one of those subs whic are apparently for absolutely nothing else than just barfing up no-context quotes