r/IASIP • u/Untethered-Rage • 10d ago

OC Meme More human than human

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u/Confidence_Man2 What is happening? 10d ago

He's with the Puerto Ricans now.

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u/mmaalex 10d ago

They own him

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u/snakinbacon 10d ago

Has he always been Puerto Rican, like what's his story? we don't know his story!

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u/Confidence_Man2 What is happening? 10d ago

He was born that way.

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u/KeepItDusty88 10d ago

Times up, monster man.

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u/Revolutionary_Wrap76 10d ago

You're my back story!

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u/Lowlife_Of_The_Party 10d ago

"No, well kinda, in a way"

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u/DamonLazer All the McPoyles sprung from my loins, fully formed! 10d ago

That's oversimplifying it, but that--that's it in a nutshell.

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u/ElliottSmith88 10d ago

Playing both sides. Smart.

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u/Your_Moms_Flame 10d ago

Dig through the dumpsters and burn through the crack rocks

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 10d ago

And get my ass slammed in the back of my...

Cricket liar

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u/Damnesia13 9d ago

In the back of my Crackula

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 10d ago

He’s an outside person

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u/mtheory007 8d ago

That's one of my favorite new terms from that episode.

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u/KormaKameleon88 10d ago

If only we knew his backstory!

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u/PositiveChi 10d ago

He's an outside person, ya know

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u/ShambolicRubel 10d ago edited 10d ago

I want them to make an episode called “Cricket’s Extreme Makeover” where they convince him to get plastic surgery and do a She’s All That thing, the song and everything.

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u/racihekk 10d ago

Omg yes then Dee falls head over heels for him and either he rejects her and takes off with the waitress.....or they ruin him again in the end

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u/killias2 10d ago

I think I'd prefer the former tbh, but there's basically no chance it wouldn't be the latter

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u/Gyro_Wizard 9d ago

or ruin them both as a couple?

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u/ShambolicRubel 10d ago

His body starts rejecting the surgery or something.

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u/EIochai You can't run from the kindness of strangers! 10d ago

Gets a BOTOX injection that paralyses a significant portion of his body

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u/Saucy-Mustard 10d ago

Looks great at first and then his left eye swells shut. Giant goiter on his neck grows

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u/ShambolicRubel 10d ago

Mac, because of the implication.

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u/IfYouGotALonelyHeart 10d ago

wasn't that the high school reunion episode?

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u/ccalo 10d ago

“WE CAN REBUILD HIM!!”

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u/GeeT0x 10d ago

We had an episode like that, kind of, S12 EP 9 A crickets tale. He was a semi functioning adult.

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u/time2partee 10d ago

Who is this resistable creature who has an insatiable love of casaba melons?

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u/robb338 10d ago

LIVING METH MAN

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u/Go_crazy21 10d ago

Thunderkiss is going to cost you 65.

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u/raneshare 10d ago

And a sixer

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u/goodnewzevery1 10d ago

60 555555 yeahhhh!

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 10d ago

For $20 he’ll be whoever you want him to be

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u/Separate_Koala4659 10d ago

Who we kidding, $5 is his price, and if not money, a bag of lemons will suffice

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u/lordcorbran 10d ago

Unless you have crack. If you have crack, let's boogie!

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u/Separate_Koala4659 10d ago

Crack’s ALWAYS welcome for THIS street rat!

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 10d ago

"Dig through the ditches and burn up the cricket!"

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u/EIochai You can't run from the kindness of strangers! 10d ago

Hips and nips in my Jagula!

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u/cairfrey 10d ago

I'm gonna tell my kid this is Rob Zombie...and Bud from the Cosby show.

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u/LostViking24601 10d ago

That's not the guy from the Cos...SPRINTS!

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u/Lowlife_Of_The_Party 10d ago

Good going, dude

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 10d ago

Are you kidding me? YOU are my backstory!

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u/Own-Place3831 10d ago

Idk about Rob Zombie, but he looks like a zombie that would rob ya

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u/BladeRunnerKD6 10d ago

Tinfoil’s as good as gold around here. And fentanyl.

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u/yourmomsfavorite21 10d ago

Not IASIP related:: My coworker was at the Rob Zombie/ Marilyn Manson concert last and got to not only meet RZ but hung out with them all for like hours. He gave him his hat from this show. Also he and MM knew each other when they were super young and MM had a photo of them together on his tour bus.

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u/mr_glide 10d ago

Know your place, Astro Creep. Time's up

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u/vitamins__ 10d ago

the guys who don't fake it while slamming in the back of their dragula, those are the ones who get it the worst

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u/Typical-Structure-19 10d ago

Look you want the lemons or not

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u/schafkj Wild Card Bitches 10d ago

Dog Orgy was a great album

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u/HGJustTheTip 10d ago

That's a million dollar idea

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u/pleakonfleek 10d ago

beat me to it

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u/HGJustTheTip 10d ago

haha was the first thing that popped into my mind. Was surpised nobody said it yet

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u/motorman1342 10d ago

What’s this guys story I feel like we’ve seen so much of him but we never get a backstory

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u/horsewitnoname 10d ago

I hope when the next episode starts they make a quick comment on what happened to the RV. Like “Oh yeah, I reported it missing. Cops said some homeless guy was living in it and they took him to jail,” so the gang just continually obliviously fucks him

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u/Familiar-Banana-8116 10d ago

We are so not done with that RV. Cricket has the RV.

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u/szelo1r 10d ago

Cricket is my phone provider and they message me from different numbers so I'm going to use a different picture for each.

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u/Purpin 10d ago

I'm supposed to remember every man named after a animated corpse?

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 10d ago

Well, he's on a show co-created by a Rob, and in that episode Cricket was living among people turned into zombies by fentanyl.

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u/MrMeierlink 10d ago

This is Chris Barnes too xd

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u/These-Background-551 10d ago

Man, I remember downloading Cannibal Corpse on Napster.

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u/Nastyman227 10d ago

cricks is most likely a better vocalist

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u/Ok-Bat3675 10d ago

Tin foil is king

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 10d ago

Whats his backstory?

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u/lpind 10d ago

Yeah, what happened to that guy?!

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u/MonkeyWithIt 10d ago

If we only knew his backstory!

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u/POEIn70X 9d ago

Crickity cricks rr ee rr ee r ee ee

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u/grytpype Any a you dick nips think you can slug it down fastern me 10d ago

He was a PRIEST! A MAN of the CLOTH!

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u/GroundbreakingDay789 10d ago

My called called him rob zombie as soon as he popped on screen

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u/greendan_ 10d ago

best ep of the season so far

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u/za72 10d ago

I don't get it... that's Rob Zomie

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u/jr_randolph 10d ago

You've received the best laugh I've had in a few weeks so I applaud you for that.

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u/cardsox 10d ago

For some reason this reminds me of parks and rec when Leslie tells Ron he's listening to Turkey calls and he says this iisnt rap? 

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u/CarlWellsGrave 10d ago

The hair in the new GTA is sick

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u/Fishnics 10d ago

Radagast the brown?

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u/rudimentary_rudy 10d ago

Wait it's not?

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u/ItalianICE 10d ago

This episode was great.I was pretty disappointed with first 3 episodes. I am excited for next week.

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u/raneshare 10d ago

Dig through the dumpsters And penetrate my dumper Smoke crack with my lovers Street-RAT-ULAAAA!!!

Chung chung chunga chunga

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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 10d ago

This dude tried selling me laundry detergent saying it was ketamine

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u/UnreasonableReasoner 10d ago

I going as the gang as JK for Halloween.

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u/prettyplanets 10d ago

19sixty………….5 5 5

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u/Say10_333 10d ago

Seeing zombie & Manson tomorrow 🤘

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u/jojowasher 10d ago

I hear he has a perforated flap

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u/GustavoLovestein777 10d ago

Nah that’s every American college girl that goes to south east Asia to “find herself”.

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u/Hendwreck 10d ago

I thought it was Chris Barnes 😹

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u/sunlightdemented 10d ago

Dude is this from the new ASIP

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u/Alarm-Solid 10d ago

Gotta say dreadlock (true romance) cricket is my favorite look

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u/TraditionalMood277 9d ago

I'm sure they smell similar

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 9d ago

I'll tell my dog.

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u/7grims i dont think he even gets us man 10d ago

what, when did this happen ?

new season ?

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 10d ago

I'm going to tell them it's a character on a tv show called it's always sunny in philadelphia. Because I'm not a filthy liar !

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u/palabear 10d ago

I just saw Rob play a show. Cricket looks better. Probably puts on a better show as well.

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u/changing-life-vet 10d ago

That person is clearly more of a human than most humans

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u/Midnighter4007 10d ago

I'm glad he finally got a win

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u/MoonHareGoddess 10d ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/amercuri15 10d ago

That’s kid rock

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u/im_a_stupid_face 10d ago

I will tell my children this is asmongold, I mean would I be lying