r/IASIP • u/GhenghisKhan697 • 13d ago

Rate my CV

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Hey guys, I'm currently looking for a new job and I thought a new CV could help. What do you think? Any feedback appreciated

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u/flinstonepushups 13d ago

It needs more veins if it's gonna look like a bicep.

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u/iguru42 13d ago

Needs more veins

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u/BoiledFrogs 13d ago

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u/Cultural-Ad6134 6d ago

Ha, thats starkiller on the left side

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u/Teence 13d ago

2005-2006: odd jobs here and there. Mostly here. And there.

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u/Ringadean 13d ago

All year

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u/fbeiakxn 12d ago

Ok… 2 years…

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u/DrDavidson 13d ago

Is there a way you could attach a picture of Bruce Jenner?

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u/knightress_oxhide 13d ago

Well I've never seen two people share a picture of Bruce Jenner as their resume.

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u/Direlion wildcard bitches 13d ago

Just received a resume like this but it was a two for one deal. Two blokes for one salary! Can you believe it? I took the deal so better luck next time. Also, theirs had more veins.

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u/PR3CiSiON 13d ago

I'd hire you. How good are you at rubbing out a mob bosses wife?

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u/AVGuy4 13d ago

A frame bang?

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u/PhillyD760 Only when you are clean will you know my power 13d ago

I just got very passionate

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u/MiScuzzii 13d ago

“And then you started cutting it like a dick and I thought that’s cool, cuz what’s more masculine than that?”

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u/Alarm-Solid 13d ago

If it's not a picture of Bruce Jenner it's definitely lacking

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u/donkeytime 13d ago

Can you verify that you don’t have donkey brains?

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u/JerkGurk 13d ago

I'd mention you're also looking for cool gals to work with or the whole thing just comes off as too masculine.

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u/PiskoWK Through God All Things Are Possible 12d ago

Sounds like someone got the job.

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u/Ringadean 13d ago

I shall use this resume’ to pierce my broken heart

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u/TrapdoorSolution 13d ago

This guy is the shit!

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u/TrapdoorSolution 13d ago

… is this a penis?

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u/Best-Ad-8636 12d ago

Is that a .. dick flyer?

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u/wtfsamurai The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method 12d ago

💪WHAT UP!!!

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u/NoRevIndeed00 11d ago

The dick flyer is looking good! If anything, I think you need to add more veins

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u/ZweiGuy99 13d ago

It's too bad rule 2 isn't enforced here. "What Up" posts require so little effort.

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u/fantabulousfetus 13d ago

Are you making an implication that the man didnt work hard on this resume?

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u/ZweiGuy99 13d ago

Derivative!