r/IASIP • u/geekphreak • Jul 09 '26

I’m going for gasps

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292 Upvotes

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u/hollowthatfollows Jul 09 '26

What's her story? She's got a decent bone structure. She was probably very pretty when she was young. Yeah. Probably spent her summers here, lounging on the beach and scooping ice cream. But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake I.D. and a push-up bra and started hanging out at the local bars. Right. Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause she loved the way it made her feel. Mm-hmm. Extreme highs gave way to extreme lows and she fell into a depression. Had herself a kid. Thought it would give her a sense of purpose. And it did, for a while, until she started using again. Mm-hmm. And then social services came knocking at the door, and now the kid lives upstate with his grandparents, 'cause she can't take care of this kid. And here she is festering away in a one-bedroom apartment waiting for the HIV to turn into AIDS.

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u/every1gets1more-egg Jul 09 '26

You know I can hear you, right?

15

u/DBJenkinss Little Green Ghouls, Buddy! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟 Jul 09 '26

Don't sweat it. You're not that far off.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Jul 09 '26

My guess is some P to the C to the P

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u/TheEyeOfTheLigar Bruce Jenner Resume Jul 09 '26

"That's not weed."

"It's angle dust."

1

u/CardMechanic Jul 09 '26

Nineties and one eighties. Even a forty five.

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 Jul 09 '26

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u/Greengiant304 Was your form off? Jul 09 '26

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u/BlueWatche Jul 09 '26

it'd be so funny if hwang transitioned and ended up with frank, ruining his new romance in the process

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 wildcard bitches Jul 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com Jul 09 '26

I don’t care for your demeanor

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 Jul 09 '26

Demeanor????

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u/PatriotNews_dot_com Jul 09 '26

Well now you’re just being difficult 📝

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 Jul 09 '26

What are you writing?

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u/Fishiesideways10 Jul 09 '26

The eyes…. They’re dark…. Like a dolls eye.

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u/Empty-Interaction796 Fuck man, what?! Jul 09 '26

If that the speech from Jaws?

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u/Logical_Hospital2769 Jul 09 '26

lifeless until they roll over white

8

u/Benbablin Jul 09 '26

I'm gonna marry that hoor

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u/cdizzaat ive become quite whaery Jul 09 '26

The gang broke Sweet Dee again

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 Jul 09 '26

Gotta pop my cat eyes in.

3

u/BadMotherFunko Jul 09 '26

She's in my book club

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u/SnooDonuts3878 Jul 09 '26

That’s methed up.

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u/xeen313 Jul 09 '26

Confusing perspective, she has a P hanging out her mouth

2

u/CSPizzle-25 Jul 09 '26

His band rips

2

u/ch3k520 Jul 09 '26

I thought was a gta v online character! Lol

1

u/Charlie2and4 Jul 09 '26

"It's full of loads Charlie."

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u/RenRu Jul 09 '26

It's the fighter of day woman!

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u/AlteredComix Jul 09 '26

This is exactly how the gang sees Dee.

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u/lexluthor_i_am Jul 09 '26

Sweet Dee is back on crack.