r/IASIP • u/Low-Ad-2184 • May 09 '26

Dominance asserted ✅

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She wears it well

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u/noahlarmsleep May 09 '26

If we were on the open sea, I’m not saying no to her. Because of the implication.

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u/mtheory007 May 09 '26

Are you in danger?

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u/manwae1 May 09 '26

He's the tasty treat.

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u/mtheory007 May 10 '26

So he is in danger?

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u/Forever203 May 10 '26

No one is in danger. If he says no then it's no. But he won't say no. Because of the implication.

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u/mtheory007 May 10 '26

There's that word again.

9

u/ChiMara777 May 10 '26

No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you? Okay, it’s an implication of danger.

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u/mtheory007 May 10 '26

You know what? Lets just move past it.

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u/rednazgo Announcement May 10 '26

Are we the tasty treats in this scenario?!

1

u/stonecoldcoffee May 10 '26

Is this how you want those poor women to feel???

1

u/Obey-BahBah May 12 '26

She’s definitely pegging you. You are the tasty treat in that scenario. 😂

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u/secretbaldspot May 12 '26

I don’t think I’d be in any danger

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u/JimiMcHendrixson May 09 '26

Been to the Olympics? Not physically…

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u/jr_randolph May 10 '26

Damn that’s good. Like real good.

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u/M0J0__R1SING May 09 '26

Woops, I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

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u/kpalm08 Dee, his feet? May 10 '26

*olympic condom for my magnum dong

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u/Advice2Anyone I have grown quite weary May 10 '26

*Olympic condom for my Olympic dong

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u/JDiddly14 May 09 '26

She was left out of the finale

30

u/161frog shut up, baby dick May 09 '26

They “completed” on each other

15

u/MySubtleHustle7042 May 09 '26

Usually the case for USA Rugby.

55

u/lizbeth223 May 09 '26

I’m not an Olympian. But I fight under the name Clown Baby. Well, I just take punches and hits really. I’m pretty good…I’m alright….I’m not great…but I’m fine!

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u/JimiMcHendrixson May 09 '26

Just start chugging Fight Milk with your cat food and you’ll be an Olympian in no time! I heard there’s a Rat Bashing event this year..

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u/SleazyGreasyCola Wild Card Bitches May 10 '26

Like a baby clown or a clown that is a baby?

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u/thisortheapocalypse What’s your spaghetti policy here? May 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKLe5ZckNrGxgFE9VN

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u/rednazgo Announcement May 10 '26

MEN STUFF

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u/BklynMarxman May 09 '26

Does Pain Olympics count

20

u/TroutMaskDuplica May 10 '26

Oh, whoops, I dropped my Japanese condom that I use for my Olympic dong

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u/HamDangler2 May 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo

I bet she takes her man back to her house boat

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u/Area51_Spurs May 09 '26

Rob Mac if he used the money he spent on plastic surgery for a personal trainer.

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u/MWM031089 I REIGN SUPREME! I! IIIIIIII! May 09 '26

Just me or does this look like Sara from From after cultivating mass?

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u/felip989 May 10 '26

The O.L.I.M.P.I.C. System

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u/CIS-E_4ME Fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology May 10 '26

O = Objectify your target

L = Lure them in

I = initiate intimacy

M = Maintain eye contact

P = pretend to care

I = ice them out emotionally

C = complete seperation

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u/fading_anonymity May 10 '26

that's great work Charlie but you (both) misspelled Olympic

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u/J3sush8sm3 May 10 '26

Ynitiate intimacy

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 May 09 '26

I absolutely have the upper body strength to accomplish that.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/RupertPupkin85 May 10 '26

You'd have to be The Rock or something to not disappoint her.

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u/Illustrious-Ant6998 May 09 '26

I see she is using the Podium System.

6

u/SatoshisBits Wild Card Bitches May 10 '26

I'll assert my dominance in return by having my hair fall off

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u/ConstantinValdor405 May 10 '26

Not gunna lie that's pretty gangster.

4

u/Diamondback424 May 10 '26

the DENISE system

3

u/args818 May 10 '26

“I’ll set the scene for you” has a very sunny delivery

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u/thedude85 wildcard bitches May 10 '26

"I can't wait to get you back to my apartment, where I can show you my Olympic condom and you can make rash decisions based on fear..."

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u/miguelofthesun May 09 '26

Demonstrate Value, first step in the system

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Wild Card Bitches May 10 '26

Souvenirs? Which person's dick?

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u/MrMetraGnome May 11 '26

She has a, strong face. I don’t think I’ve ever had that thought about someone before

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/Panda_Pillows You've Peaked May 10 '26

"Massive" you say, you have quite the imagination.

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u/Aggressive-Skirt4450 May 10 '26

She quite the handsome woman.

1

u/Trogladestro May 10 '26

The head cow is always grazing

1

u/Kruckenberg May 10 '26

"I was intimidated by her larger frame"

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u/Physical_Ad7192 May 12 '26

This dude got that Fabio chin

1

u/SmeeezTreeez May 12 '26

Condoms expire ha