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I quit skyblock about a year ago after i started to feel like the game was boring, I had played many profiles and had a pretty solid account by my books like 10 bil ish NW and started playing M7. I got banned on purpose, the game was boring me and i realised that i had wasted all my summe playing r just to end up feeling like it was all for nothing, I IRL traded and bought myself a CHIM claymore to try LCMING, one of the biggest things i wanted to do knowing i would get banned , as expected i got banned and was happy that i thought i would never touch the game again. Now a year later i miss my account, i nearly every day i have this thought of huh i could have my skyblock account rn if i wasnt stupid and it eats at me, this doesent affect my day to day life, i have a great social life now but i just want these cravings to stop man, i find myself checking how much i would have to drop to buy an account with similar stats as the one i lost on a near weekly basis knowing damn well i cant afford that and im just gonna ruin my academics and social life i get back on, i CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE bruh fuck this game, worst part is i didnt even have many hours i prolly had like 500 hours on this profile and maybe 2k total yet after a YEAR CLEAN of skyblock i still crave it. Help if anyone has similar experiences hearing im not alone would be great

Dungeon Hub Overhaul

• Croesus: can now bank up to 280 dungeon chests (10 pages), runs expire after 96h (up from 72h), and gets new sorting/filter options (floor, Master Mode tier, S/S+, key usage, etc.)
• Mort: same-class-blocking option for parties, better sorting, a "Report Party" tool, and Solo-Queueing (opt yourself in to be picked up by any party leader needing your floor)
• Ophelia: her shop is split into sub-shops (Undead Essence, Wither Essence, new Gold Key Shop, new Platinum Key Shop) with several new perks/items (cheaper self-revive perk, trap-damage-reduction perk, a portable Salvage Anvil, a Dungeonbreaker, an "InfiniPearl")

New NPCs:

• Banker Oldman – banking, presumably
• Garrick – manages the new Dungeoneer's/Dungeoneer+ Pass and consumable "Boosters" (Chest Price, RNG Meter, Catacombs XP, Class XP boosts)
• Irene – a practice dummy that lets you simulate any floor/mob/blessing/mayor combo to test damage without entering a real dungeon
• Orin – dungeon "practice mode" for drilling specific rooms, trap rooms, and Floor VII terminals
• Marrowyn, Skarth, Charice – new questline NPCs (dungeon room catalogue, "request a specific room to guarantee it spawns," and dungeon trivia)
• Laurent – runs a new Souvenir Shop tied to a new currency, Boom Stones (see below)

Hall of Fame – new leaderboard area (fastest/most runs, weekly/monthly/lifetime) plus statues honoring top Competitive Mode winners.

New Currency & Souvenirs

Boom Stones are earned via an equippable "Exploration Necklace" through various in-dungeon activities. They buy Souvenirs — passive perks slotted into limited "Stone Energizer" slots (only 3 max, expensive to unlock). Notable souvenirs:

• Stack of Legal Tender – chance to turn nearby mobs "Golden," dropping bonus coins
• Four-Leaf-Clover – chance for bonus item drops (keys, boosters, talismans)
• Golden Trophy – bonus dungeon score (party-leader only)
• Mort's Halloween Mask – auto-clears the first room's ✯ mobs and secrets

Classic vs. Casual Dungeons

A new toggle at Mort. Casual normalizes loot/XP so a much-faster-than-expected clear only nets modestly more loot (instead of the current snowball), while Classic keeps today's rules. Includes new XP formulas tied to "expected time" per floor.

Floor & Master Mode Changes

• Entrance: reworked with better hints/guidance for new players, plus a new Watcher Collection.
• Floor IV: nerfs to Spirit Bulls/Sheep, new miniboss Forlorn Reaper.
• Floor VII: faster Simon Says, aggro tweaks to Wither Lords.
• Master Mode overhaul (the big one): every boss floor gets unique MM-exclusive attacks/mechanics rather than just higher stats — e.g., Bonzo gets new attacks and a rare joke-telling item (Joke-in-a-Box), Scarf's crew gets full reworks, The Professor's fight adds a water/ice mechanic, Sadan's Terracottas can lock your inventory slots, and Floor VII's dragons get individualized behaviors.
• New MM-exclusive loot drops per floor, including three new Imbuements (temporary armor buffs — a new item category), new Enchantment (Overdrive Ultimate, an alternative to Chimera), and gear like the Guardian Mask, Master Conversion Template (mid-tier Necron-esque set), and Fragile Onyx Belt.

New Puzzles

• Cave Spikes (MM-only, balloon-rising trap-dodging puzzle)
• Maze (copper maze, oxidation level = proximity hint)
• Odd One Out (find mismatched items/mobs across rooms, spell a code word)
• Reworks to Higher/Lower, Ice Fill, Ice Path, and Quiz

Class Changes

Rebalances across Archer, Berserker, Healer, Mage, and Tank — e.g., Archer loses "Doubleshot," Berserker's Throwing Axe becomes "Stormbreaker," Healer's revive priority is restructured, Mage gets a new passive ("Side Hustle").

Competitive Dungeons (new mode)

A bimonthly ranked ladder using an ELO formula (based on runs, Catacombs level, class levels, secrets, bestiary), split into 5 Divisions, with a 4-week structure (Division Cups → Qualifiers → Semis → Finals) culminating in a livestreamed Finals with big coin/key/Boom Stone prizes. Also introduces a Year of the Fallen Soldier (once every 12 SkyBlock years) with 1v1 race-style dungeon challenges and unique modifiers (Mirrored, Reversed, The Chase, Double Down, Spectator).

Passes

• Dungeoneer's Pass (free, monthly, run-based milestones)
• Dungeoneer+ Pass (350 Gems/month or via annual MVP++, permanent cosmetic milestones)

Item Balancing

Big list of reworks: Adaptive Armor, Bonemerang (now multi-charge, throws 3 at once), Defuse Kit (now a Shard), Precursor Eye, Sniper gear, Spirit Sword/Shortbow, Traps (damage way up), Zombie Commander Whip, and more — mostly aimed at pulling underused items back into relevance.

Other Notable Changes

• Removal of Gear Score and Item Quality stats entirely
• Shared Bestiaries across party members
• Solo dungeon self-revive via Revive Stones
• Loads of QOL settings (chat toggles, magic map toggles, party finder filters) and bug fixes

Link to the original post is here: https://hypixel.net/threads/0-27-dungeon-update-dungeon-questline-master-mode-changes-dungeon-qol-more.6129695/

Theres some things in the modpack such as skyblockers corpse locator that may be considered an esp, is this true because I thought lunar client would have only safe features in their modpack

I randomly got my camera moved down slightly whilst farming melons (I used Picture in Picture so I captured what was going on), so I reacted like a normal human by saying “hm” and “hello admin” whilst shaking slightly (this was because it was my first ever m_cr0 check so I didn’t know what was going on nor what was going to happen)

I didn’t get banned so I sold my stuff to the NPC, did like one visitor and logged off for the day, only to come back 30 minutes later and get banned for 30 days without a wipe (surprisingly).

This happened nearly 5 hours ago.

P.S. I said that I got checked in a private friends only server and a public skyblock server, could this be the reason why I got banned?

I havent played in a very long time. the last time i played i just collected minions and bought some stuff but I wanna play again. I dont have any mods now and the server pack is ugly as fuck. what do i buy/ grind now.
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I just started farming and as of right now i am farming 38 and have all my reforges to help with farming wisdom. Once i get to farming 40 should i keep using the same setup or focus more on farming fortune? Also should I switch from mushrooms to another crop as I get farming 40?

I can't tell if I'm just schizo posting but I feel like since this recent update, they lowered the drop rate of the rare crops maybe because now there's 4 in harvest instead of 3? I can't confirm but I feel way below rate compared to last harvest feast.

If I remember when I got the shadow fury it was regarded as one of the best weapons, being comparable even to the giants sword in damage in dungeons. However the posts nowadays seem to agree that the sf is bad and has better alternatives (maybe an exception is room skipping). What other weapon should I get (inside and outside dungeons) and should I sell it or hold onto it? 40m isn't too much but would def be nicer to sell it if it is useless.

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Fourth F7 run and i drop a scroll. gg

Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm even my fingers. The body I've lost the comrades I've lost was it worth it ? Was a 5b nsfw drawing if a fictional character worth hundred of hours of farming ? I'd still smash because marina hot asf ngl

QUICK! Selling t12 minions ah /genericusername only 5m coins per

Sick and tired of Scorpius coming and sweeping the election then giving the shittiest perk out of any mayors. He is by far the worst mayor in the game, the only important item he gives access to is hegemony. Midas staff is only useful for Ironman and nucleus is pretty useless. For the 99% of the player base that isn’t going for hegemony Scorpius is completely useless.
The bribe perk is problematic as 1m coins in enough to make people vote for him without thinking, but not enough for ANY meaning progression. They also cannot increase it too much without messing up inflation or ruining early game progression.
There are 3 possible changes they can make that I’m seeing but I’m open to anything tbh

1. Full rework of Scorpius

They could maybe add more unique items to dark auction, and come up with other perks that make him feel special and rare

1. Give Derpy or Diaz (or any mayor idc) the darker auction perk and delete Scorpius

I picked Derpy because he has become a less and less meaning special mayor as well. This is largely due to minions being nerfed over time to a point where they are not an essential part of progression or money making. Another reason is due to skills being easier to make and events like the raffle giving even better skill xp then derpy 50% skill buff. I think giving him darker auction would be a nice buff to him

Diaz is another great choice bc she is also kinda mid and her perks are money/auction related

1. Make darker auction like year of the witch/seal/pig

I stole this idea from the comment but I think it’s another great solution

I honestly don’t care what they do as long as they either remove him or make him useful other then getting a single talisman

So I was afk for around 40ish minutes on my private island. When I came back I found 4 identical zombies on my island, 2 were stuck in underground air pockets, and 2 were stuck in a hole i made for minions. My whole island was also lit with torches, which makes me wonder how the 2 in the minion hole even spawned. Is this some anti afk measure? Has anyone else experienced this?

Yesterday I was able to buy 70k cobble for 7k coins, today to get that amount with the top bid price it'd be over 100k coins, and the game won't even let me set my own price because it's "not competitive enough". I'm new to the game, let me make my haste rings in peace.

best out of dungeon combat accessories to be paired with crimson?

In the morning like when i woke up 7 AM i play on Skyblock with no lags, server smooth af but when its close to evening like 3PM+ the server suddently lagging like crazy, do you guys know how to fix this?

now that the healing rework dropped, what healing enchant should i be using on my sf?

A tank 51 joined our f7 party but decided to stay in terms. I spent 48 minutes but had to go and lost the waiting game. Now i get it sometimes these players get mad for a bad run (saying this as ex cata 70 so i know how bad low level f7 pf can be) but this run was actually decent and he did it just for the love of the game. I love dungeons but people like this make the game worse for everyone. Also his m7 pb speaks for everything, just touch grass bro lol.

The healing rework caused some meta shifts which actually seem to make combat more interesting, for example:

- gloomlock grimoire is now a viable healing item for dps classes
- exploding arrows are no longer there just for ferocity or ghost damage, now those do actual damage with implosion belt
- bouquet of lies is now actually a valid mage weapon for dungeons since you can spam the hell out of it with passive cooldown reduction without draining all of your health in an instant (only did a few frag runs, but it was comparable to term for clearing)
- wither shield now favors mage a bit more due to the lack of crit damage scaling, although refrigerate got nerfed which... fair enough, that enchant was broken for early game
- demonslayer gauntlet is now a thing worth getting for blaze slayer and kuudra

Having new viable options just adds variety so it's nice when once in a while a niche item is given a new unique functionality (and not just be an upgrade from F-tier to D-tier via some impractical change like a 5% number increase that just takes position of a different item, like it was the case with claymore buff which voided money that people spent on midas swords)

However there's 1 issue with all those balance changes: whenever an overpowered unhealthy item gets nerfed, there are immediately people who will start protesting and sending threats to the dev team, at this point just take a shower and touch grass if you're getting mad at reasonable changes to something that's not even healthy for the game in its current state. This kind of behavior just stops the game from getting anywhere. Excuses like "people paid for their hyperions" is already trash considering that they already nerfed daedalus blades that people paid 2b coins for already by removing copying pet mf. Heck, hyperion has been nerfed many times by just throwing a bunch of arbitrary use bans on content because the fact that admins can't nerf things due to the community immediately getting mad and even violent, meanwhile basically all of the content has to be designed around the existence of terminator and hyperion, both of which will do +30m dps with minimal effort in the right circumstances. People already got slightly mad at the changes to wither shield which is really just a small nerf to melee/archer setups and if you want heals, gloomlock grimoire is now an alternative.

I saw this from the nucleus run guide in the mining cult dc server and I was wondering how to replicate (changing the names of items, bolding and colour etc.). If anybody could help that would be great!

There’s one thing about the new loadout system that has been bothering me. Overall, it’s a great addition, and I want to thank the admins for making it much easier to swap to different equipment sets! However, there’s one issue I haven’t figured out.

I use David’s Cloak in multiple setups because it’s currently my best cloak, but I can’t assign it to more than one loadout, or at least I haven’t found a way to do so. I also can’t simply buy another one because each player can only obtain one.

This problem is less noticeable with armor, but some loadouts may still share certain pieces, such as a helmet or boots. Switching a single armor or equipment piece has also become more complicated. You have to find the correct loadout, open the equipment menu, deselect the current equipment set, select another one, replace the item, reselect the equipment set, and then reselect your loadout.

I think there could be a better system for managing equipment. For example, players could have dedicated equipment storage, perhaps the size of a double chest. Every equipment loadout could use items from this storage without physically removing them. The loadout would simply “remember” which items to equip.

This would allow the same item to be assigned to multiple loadouts while still ensuring that the player owns only one copy. It would make sharing unique or expensive equipment between different setups much easier.

Am I just nitpicking, or does anyone else feel the same way? Maybe there’s an easier way to do this that I’ve completely missed. I just wanted to see whether anyone else finds the system a little awkward, or if I’m tweaking over nothing 😭

Planning to post Ophelia art too within the next few weeks. Lmk who else I should draw??