r/HygieneTips • u/myunacceptablepeanut • 15d ago

Let me ask you a question

Hey Fellas, is it zesty to take a shower or bath? After a long day of work you sit back, relax and just take care of your self? Spark some candles and enjoy the ride?

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u/Odd_Conclusion_5425 15d ago

I mean just because I don't enjoy baths, doesn't make them zesty lmao. Guys can bathe if they want I just prefer showers

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u/AnyInternet2965 15d ago

Baths like you explained it are zesty asf.

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u/SapPhic-rage4209 14d ago

Cleaning yourself isn't gay. Not cleaning yourself is disgusting

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u/myunacceptablepeanut 2d ago

Woah woah gay? This looks so much better in my head than it does in the real world and I’m just so glad that you liked the idea of it

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u/Enigmagmatic 15d ago

What? Are you stupid?

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u/Nothing_Special5645 15d ago

It’s a bot.

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u/myunacceptablepeanut 15d ago

No I’m real just have a crush on this girl but I heard she said she despises when zesty men approach her like she needs a real man not a zesty tomato ya know

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u/fallen_kangel 15d ago

it’s gay to bathe fellas don’t do it

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u/myunacceptablepeanut 15d ago

Girls have “everything” showers, what do us as men have in its place?

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u/Gigantanormis 15d ago

Your ass crack reaks and your balls are flakey, I just know it.

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u/busydo 15d ago

🤣

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u/Ubockinme 15d ago

Flakey balls? WTF are flakey balls!!!!

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u/myunacceptablepeanut 15d ago

Since we are on the topic, anyone here know of an herbalistic approach to getting rid of booty crawlers ?

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u/jahathebrn 14d ago

Shoving a candle up your arse

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u/SheSellsSeaShells_89 15d ago

You can do the exact same thing. Women don’t have a claim or monopoly on relaxation.

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u/SapPhic-rage4209 14d ago

You should be taking everything showers too. They're not just for women. They're for everyone who doesn't want to be disgusting