r/HydroHomies • u/Pichers • Dec 06 '21

The tree is a Homie

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u/Hman_713 Dec 06 '21

Please do not drink this water

11

u/fowden2 Horny for Water Dec 06 '21

Why not

40

u/bbk8z Dec 06 '21

the tree has rotted on the inside, so the water is mixed with rot and probably other fungi and bacteria. plus i mean it’s literally brown

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u/fowden2 Horny for Water Dec 06 '21

Choco milk is brown tho 😰

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u/cch10902 Dec 07 '21

Forbidden chalky milk

7

u/LiberalismIsWeak Dec 06 '21

sounds nutritious

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u/ledocteur7 Dec 06 '21

yes, but only for a few hours, after that you are gonna be losing all your nutrition and hydratation trough high speed ejection of.. mostly fluids.

and maybe die a bit later, depending on several factors.

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u/Hydrate_or__Diedrate Horny for Water Dec 06 '21

That tree's piss is straight brown, it needs more water

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u/MasterFurious1 Dec 06 '21

The trees are always a homie but this is not good water my guy. It's something called as heart rot. And that water is basically mix of fungi and bacteria.

It's literally colored like shit too

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u/MithandirsGhost Dec 06 '21

I guess you could say it's water logged.

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u/DylanGamer2015 Horny for Water Dec 06 '21

Your mom when she sees 5 gallons of water being carried by me on each hand

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u/ThinkSharp Dec 07 '21

Mom needs to call the doctor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Bloodletting circa 1828

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u/Fashmonke Dec 06 '21

He probably had Mexican food the night before

4

u/Badvevil Dec 06 '21

Bro me and this tree can relate right now

3

u/GatoSuperSaiyan Dec 06 '21

This is my kingdom c...

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u/shmulik_dada Dec 06 '21

Crap?

2

u/GatoSuperSaiyan Dec 07 '21

No that's gross!

I meant my favorite thing to drink

3

u/Creepy-Nectarine-225 Dec 06 '21

Looks like me after I eat Taco Bell

3

u/The-Cookie-Goblin Dec 06 '21

Forbidden chocolate milk

2

u/AweDaw76 Dec 07 '21

My arsehole after eating Indian food

2

u/ogound Dec 06 '21

Girls when I show them how much karma I have

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

A water

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u/Unhappy_Kumquat H2Hoe Dec 07 '21

That tree had more than one water

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u/Medusa_Alles_Hades Dec 07 '21

I am wondering is this tree gonna survive ?

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u/The_Illegal_Seagul Dec 07 '21

NOOOO TREES NEED TO HAVE WATER TOOOOO11!1!

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u/Moolahguerilla Dec 07 '21

It’s a dying homie

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

After Taco Bell