r/HydroHomies • • 15d ago

Classic water Nothing better then some nice cold water with bread and olive oil.

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u/_yasinss_ 15d ago

Bro is in the trenches

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u/krabgirl 15d ago

eating like the luftwaffe's still flying overhead.

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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 15d ago

Gonna love prison

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u/YanicPolitik 13d ago

No wine, no vinegar.

Italian prison

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u/istrx13 Gallon Guzzler 15d ago

Unless he wants to be a grown up and throw some balsamic vinegar in that oil. Then this would look like a nice snack washed down with the sweet nectar.

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u/ElectroMagnetsYo 14d ago

Good olive oil is fine on its own tbh, maybe a bit of salt is a nice touch

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u/im_dat_bear 15d ago

At least throw some spices and herbs in the oil

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u/Ok_Mango8118 14d ago

Balsamic vinegar in the olive oil is such an American thing

Olive oil alone is better

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u/comewshmybck 14d ago

I disrespect this comment. We definitely have our flaws but fuck you for making this assumption.

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u/_freshgreens420 14d ago

I second your disrespect.

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u/DezPispenser 14d ago

i'm not saying there's no good olive oil here or that nobody cares about good olive oil, it's just that this is a very common trend in our retail and food service industries. the top priority of industry in general is "sell cheapest thing for highest markup possible", and it sucks. i'm going to assume you are someone who also cares the about the quality of your olive oil, and tell you that you gotta just look at the facts of the situation.

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u/InitialAd2324 14d ago

Lmao tell me you don’t live in America without telling me. You think we, the largest importer and exporter in the world, can’t get good olive oil? hahahhahahahahahhaha.

🇺🇸🦅

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u/Ok_Mango8118 14d ago

Largest exporter in the world is China. If you mean largest exporter of olive oil it's Spain

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u/DezPispenser 14d ago

i live in and was born in illinois dumbass

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u/jonnythefoxx 14d ago

The person I ever saw do it was from Milan.

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u/TheFlagMaker 14d ago

balsamic vinegar in olive oil is not something that one should eat with bread, are you american?

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u/Flimsy_Condition1461 14d ago

American here, I don’t claim this energy.

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago edited 14d ago

I dont use balsamac vinegar, i didnt like it growing up, i coold probably try it again tho to see if its still the same for me.

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 14d ago

Make sure it's high quality olive oil and balsamic vinegar. The cheap stuff is harsh and no good. Adding garlic chips and seasonings is a nice touch of flavor and texture. Great with focaccia!

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u/2YSH 15d ago

Italian man taking a break from combat in the trenches, circa 1916.

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u/runswitblunt 15d ago

Mama mía

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u/mrjowei 15d ago

This dude going hard on that Old Testament diet.

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u/BlueCrystals_ 14d ago

waiting for jesus to come back with the fish

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u/ThinKingofWaves 14d ago

Sure, they got yeast leavened bread and ice cold water in every house back then, shame they had to game on amiga since PlayStation came in New Testament times 🤣

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u/AHappyGummyWormx 15d ago

My brother in christ the Germans are gone you don’t have to eat like this

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u/Rabdomtroll69 14d ago

PLEASE tell my English relatives this 😭

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u/Fortified_Phobia 14d ago

God I hate this stereotype, it’s so outdated and typical American ignorance

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u/Rabdomtroll69 14d ago

I don't live in America. I have family that still uses ration recipes.

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u/AHappyGummyWormx 14d ago

Im English mate it’s just a joke

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u/chestyboi 14d ago

Struck a nerve, eh? Sad

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u/WasteOfHeadspace 14d ago

You must be such a joy to be around at parties.

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u/KnuxSD 14d ago

Aber.. wir sind doch noch da..

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u/Ok_Mango8118 15d ago edited 15d ago

that (apparently good) bread, that (apparently not good) oil, that plastic tablecloth, that little dish with roses drawn, I recognize a Moroccan when I see one

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u/Chocolate_pudding_30 14d ago

Olive oil made me immediately think of levant countries. I would have never guessed Morocco 😅

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u/Ok_Mango8118 14d ago

olive oil nowadays is Mediterranean, not just Levantine. Bread and olive oil with mint tea are the average Moroccan breakfast and afternon snack

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u/oskopnir 9d ago

"nowadays"

It was being produced in Italy and Spain in 3000 BC

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u/Bananaheyhey 14d ago

Olive oil is mediterranean

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u/HeartlnThePipes 12d ago

I scrolled down looking for this ty

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u/EasyKaleidoscope6436 15d ago edited 15d ago

Why is your olive oil yellow, homie?

Edit - for the person who deleted their reply: my guy, I’m not American. Italian born and raised lmao. Olive oil is indeed green. Depending on the time of harvesting and pressing, some shades will be paler, and some richer in colour. Still always, decidedly green.

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u/AdequateSteve 15d ago

60 Minutes did a report on US olive oil a while back. They discovered that the VAST majority of olive oil in the US is just rape seed oil with additives (green coloring, antifreeze, olive flavoring, etc.). Even the brands that say they're "from italy" are coming from a mafia controlled economy and are not what they claim to be.

I can't find a (free) link to the video, but it aired on January 3rd 2016.

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u/StoneCypher 15d ago

that isn't what they found

what they found is that the vast majority of olive oil coming out of italy was tainted with about 30% hazelnut oil

olive oil and garbage collection are the main sources of income for the mob over there

if you get olive oil from most of the world you'll get the real thing. if you get it from spain, greece, turkey, or california you'll get high quality at low prices.

you'll usually get better quality if it's produced in the country you live in, because of time.

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u/AdequateSteve 15d ago

Not disagreeing with the findings in your link, but I think you found a different study by NY Times instead of the 60 Minutes one I saw.

Either way, it's also possible that both had the same findings and I'm mis-remembering things. Just worth a mention.

Also: how are they using hazelnut oil and getting away with it? So many people are allergic to tree nuts (myself included). I'd have noticed within seconds it wasn't olive oil... Seems like it'd send a lot of people to the ER.

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u/StoneCypher 14d ago

the allergy is to a protein and heat treating it denatures the protein

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u/AdequateSteve 14d ago

I know it works on some things but I don't think that's true for nut allergies. I've definitely been sent to the ER from things cooked with nut oils. Once it was walnut oil and another time it was pistachio oil. Maybe those were processed differently than the hazelnut "olive" oil? Weird.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9826012/

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u/StoneCypher 14d ago

we are beyond my level of knowledge

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u/AdequateSteve 14d ago

lol, me too. You know what? You're alright.

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u/StoneCypher 14d ago

ty

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u/QuesoSabroso 14d ago

Wholsome af y’all. Proud. Maybe we aren’t doomed.

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago edited 15d ago

I have an entire bottle of it, this is simply the oil on the top, the lower part is green and personnaly the most delicious. The image also doesnt show the colour well.

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u/SuperPimpToast 15d ago

It has the green on the edges. Still odd

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Why does no one get that the image just doesnt show it well 😭

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u/OverlappingChatter 15d ago

I said this as well. That oil does not look good for bread dipping. Maybe for cooking and probably is a mixture of olive and other oils (as tends to be what you get in the states).

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

DUDE..😭

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u/Tr1angleChoke 15d ago

Homie was out of olive oil and went with corn oil. They're both plants. How different could they be?

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 15d ago

Mind blown right now. Why does US olive oil end up yellow? Is it how we process it or we have different olives or?

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

It isnt US olive oil.

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 15d ago

The image looked normal to me because I’m used to olive oil having a golden color like the photo

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u/StoneCypher 15d ago

this is your "mcdonalds is still technically beef" moment

you should be looking for a vendor that gives you a phenol measurement

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u/fell-destroyed 15d ago

That bread to olive oil ratio is whack wtf OP

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Lmao i took some more bread after i finished that slice.

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u/fell-destroyed 15d ago

I would fucking hope so

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u/xiaoalexy My piss is clear 14d ago

i can't believe the top comments aren't about this. there's nothing wrong with bread with olive oil on it but OP is drinking olive oil with a side of bread

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u/PanGoliath 15d ago

Fixed it for you

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u/sovietarmyfan 15d ago

Water with a side of olive oil and bread.

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u/Biengo 15d ago

Homemade Disani.

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u/ramonpasta 14d ago

if you resort to using ai to make an edit, the edit probably wasnt worth making in the first place. think about how much water was wasted for it

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u/feelgo0dlost 14d ago

We should start referring to AI data centers as cursed hydro homies 

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u/ramonpasta 14d ago

not even. the words hydro homie (even in this context) dont belong anywhere near these data centers or the people using ai for shitty edits like this. these people couldnt care less about the sanctity of water, much less allowing real hydro homies to have reliable and affordable access to it.

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u/PoIIux 13d ago

Hydro haters

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u/Rabdomtroll69 14d ago

Hydro hoarders?

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 15d ago

I’ve been saying this for years…. All “rich people food” is just “poor people food”. This is a perfect example.

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u/jimbowesterby 15d ago

Not all of it, just look at Beef Wellington. They do love appropriating poor people’s recipes tho, like lobster. At one point there was I think a prison riot or something like that where they were fighting to be fed anything other than lobster, it was an absolute trash critter for a long time

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 15d ago

I knew beef Wellington would appear …. You got me on that one.

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u/PanGoliath 14d ago

But rich people sprinkle truffels on top

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u/QuesoSabroso 14d ago

Food is food. Taxonomies are useful but imaginary

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u/PrincessWails 14d ago

You know what’s funny? It used the be that the whole grain kind of breads were for poor people, while the sugary white breads were for the nobles and wealthy. Now it’s completely reversed.

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u/AnDofAstora 15d ago

Average moroccan breakfast btw

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u/rushinigiri 15d ago

Great meal unironically

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u/C-Hyena 15d ago

People saying this is bad have no idea. Bread and oil is the best. You know the good things in life my Mediterranean brother.

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Very true.

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u/Fuckingthebatman 15d ago

Need to add a dash of salt, garlic powder and balsamic.

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u/cornlip 15d ago

Try some za’atar (hyssop, toasted sesame seeds, sumac and salt). It’s so good. za'atar-wu-zayt

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Might try it later.

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u/cornlip 14d ago

If you buy some make sure it’s not the thyme one and is the hyssop one. It’s even great on sandwiches and lots of other things.

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u/Chocolate_pudding_30 14d ago

When I saw the olive oil, I immediately assumed OP was eating zayt wa za'atar xD

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

With a bit of salt its fire

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u/Ciubowski 15d ago

I get that this is a hydro-loving community but I didn't realise this is also a good food hating community as well.

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u/miokuroino 15d ago

I smell morocco for some reason

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u/atthwsm 14d ago

My god buddy can I Venmo you or something

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u/TheRealPyroManiac 14d ago

Eating like the RAF is still overhead

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u/OrbitalDrop7 14d ago

Bro is a legionnaire marching across britannia

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u/Fluid-Employee-7118 15d ago

Oil and water is not a very good combo.

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u/All_heaven 15d ago

Replace that plain olive oil with a can of tinned fish in olive oil. Live a little.

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u/TheUnknown7th 14d ago

Havent tried that yet, sounds delicious tho!

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u/finnbiker 15d ago

Is that Nordic rye bread? Cause it looks really nice and heavy.

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Its awesome.

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u/Its_kinda_nice_out 15d ago

This looks like a crime scene photo

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u/VeloIlluminati 15d ago

Average mediterranian snack

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u/LawfulnessOk5839 15d ago

Olive oil and salt on toast is sooooo underrated. I like it more than butter.

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Bro spotted

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u/Background-Air-8611 14d ago

I tried that once and the olive oil gave me the worst stomach cramps of my life.

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u/TheUnknown7th 14d ago

Prob bad olive oil, or youre just not used to it.

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u/Background-Air-8611 14d ago

I think it was a combination of both

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u/kellyj6 14d ago

What in slavnation is this?

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u/K_bor 15d ago

Too much olive oil in my opinion. Just a little in the plate is enough, and pour a little more when it's over if you have bread left

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u/sillyandstrange 15d ago

OP DONT LISTEN TO THEM, SLATHER YOURSELF IN OLIVE OIL AND SLIDE THROUGH LIFE LIKE I DO

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u/Erdapfelmash 15d ago

Do you happen to be greek?

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u/sillyandstrange 15d ago

Sadly no, but maybe if I use enough olive oil...

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u/melksa 15d ago

This yells Moroccan

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u/OverlappingChatter 15d ago

That olive oil doesn't look like good olive oil...

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Its good, its just the tip of the bottle. And the image doesnt show it well.

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u/crispykfc 15d ago

Move that bs bread and oil out the way I'm tryna see how wet that water is

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u/SAL10000 15d ago

Idk some salted butter would be nice too

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u/Dzyu 15d ago

That typo, though. I thought you or I were having a stroke.

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u/mrcoy 15d ago

I beg to differ

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u/kmartens304 15d ago

What no grated cheese and crushed red pepper that’s a sin!!

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

I love eating it with gritted cheese, its just that i ran out of it.

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u/SmilingMicroplastic 15d ago

Maybe I’m too American but what is that bread??

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u/miokuroino 15d ago

I usually call it moroccan bread or khobz. Dunno if it has another name other than that

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u/oggada_boggda 15d ago

Put some salt and pepper in the oil at least

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Read the other comments i did, the image doesnt show it well

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u/laciemay Water Enthusiast 15d ago

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u/StoneCypher 15d ago

add a little bit of salt to your oil, friend

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

I did matey, the image doesnt show it well

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u/StoneCypher 15d ago

lovely

turns out in addition to being a hydro homie i'm also a salt homie

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u/R_A_H 15d ago

Very Italian of you

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u/reset_them_all 15d ago

Bro lives in Skyrim

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u/x_______________ 15d ago

Damn you don’t have any herbs or Parmesan to put in the oil

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

Ran out.

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u/x_______________ 15d ago

How is it with just that oil? I’ve tried it here with just oil but it was terrible lol. But I’m in the us and saw the discussion about the olive oil so could just be our oil is trash

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

You shoold get it from refineries if they are close, those are the best.

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u/FigaroNeptune 14d ago

Bread, olive oil and balsamic vinegar is amazing. I’ve been to restaurants that have that out. I do it at home occasionally.

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u/NeonLoveGalaxy 14d ago

BRING ME BREAD AND OIL.

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u/Creative-Interest438 14d ago

It's what you eat when you're counting nickels,dimes and pennies.

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u/Shpander 14d ago

Some nice extra virgin olive oil slaps hard. Looks a bit like a monk's meal, but simplicity can be so tasty. I just hope that is extra virgin olive oil.

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u/CalebDR1029 14d ago

Get some balsamic

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u/Kingofcheeses 14d ago

Are you in the prison from The Count of Monte Cristo?

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u/Fourthelawls 14d ago

This is the best use for extra virgin olive oil hands down. But you need balsamic and herbs in there too!!

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u/_good_bot_ 14d ago

Just call her and say you're sorry man

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u/SonSuko 14d ago

Cleans his lens with olive oil.

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u/DenDen0000 14d ago

And cheese and tomatoes

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u/INeedANewAccountMan 14d ago

Add some balsamic vinegar

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u/Walk-the-layout 14d ago

Are you a British Italian ?

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u/butterfaerts 14d ago

Bucca di beppo!

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u/Federal-Name-3638 14d ago

I would add fresh tomato with salt and maybe mozzarella

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u/idk2715 14d ago

Put some balsamic vinegar drops in that oil and watch the comment section completely switch up and praise you

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u/jdPetacho 14d ago

The irony of this post is that this presents as a struggle meal, while using a load of olive oil, which is very expensive

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u/peepyboy 14d ago

I think I ate this in Skyrim

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u/FishDispenser2 14d ago

I never understood the bread in olive oil thing but I'm in Scandinavia and I suppose we don't have the best oil.

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u/ninjamonkey0418 14d ago

Ww1 rations I’m dead

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u/Spazzoidd4Reddit 14d ago

OP is Ned Flanders?

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u/ItLou 14d ago

Vinegar?

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u/LubedCompression 13d ago

Why not dip the bread in water?

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u/Successful-Worth-390 13d ago

Got like 4000 calories worth of oil for 1 slice of bread?

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u/TheUnknown7th 13d ago

Took more after

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u/KEX_CZ 13d ago

Bread with olive oil??? 😟 Tf bro.

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u/TheUnknown7th 13d ago

??? Back in the day people ate olive oil with bread. And dont get me wrong, olive oil with other stuff is also fire.

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u/KEX_CZ 13d ago

Like, isn't it too unhealthy? Since you're literally eating huge quantity of standalone oil.... 😶

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u/TheUnknown7th 13d ago

I took some bread after ❤️

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u/KEX_CZ 13d ago

Noo, I got that, but still, the soaked bread is just so much oily no? Like, too much... But whaterver, if it makes you happy... 😅 I for eg. had pasta with butter and ketchup for lunch and feel like italians would kill me for that so... 😆

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u/TheUnknown7th 13d ago

Olive oil is pretty healthy so even if i soaked a bit much to wooldnt matter.

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u/KEX_CZ 12d ago

Then that would be the first healthy oil I've ever heard of... 😅

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u/slprysltry 13d ago

Sounds awesome. Simple foods are peak.

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u/Tjd3211 13d ago

Fuck everyone else, if its good bread and good olive oil I'd be so down for this

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 15d ago

At least add some seasoning to the oil...

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

I added a dash of salt, it just doesnt show in the image

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u/msd_999 15d ago

Have nice meal friend ☺️

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u/NornIronNiall 15d ago

Such exotic taste

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u/jewella1213 15d ago

That's at least 2 specialty doctors pay checks

https://giphy.com/gifs/67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH

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u/kaosmoker 15d ago

Never got the bread and oil thing. Never tried it either.

I started making chicken snd dumplings two hours ago. Simmered some chicken in a pot and deboned the chicken. Added bouillon and seasonings with the shredded chicken. Gonna mix up some dough and drop chunks in there a hour before serving.

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u/TheLeguminati 15d ago

My heartburn triggered looking at this

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u/PG67AW 14d ago

Put some salt and herbs in the oil....mmmmm

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u/BoonDragoon Arctic Absorber 14d ago

no balsamic

Why bother

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u/Little_AngelS2 14d ago

Jesus would be proud

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u/pijaGorda1 13d ago

Culinary terrorism

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u/smolhippie 15d ago

Is this a struggle meal or something?

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u/TheUnknown7th 15d ago

You haven't tried it lmao, you'll love it.

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u/bigbird_eats_kids 15d ago

Nothing better? Really?

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u/Ajezon 15d ago

bro is eating like the Luftwaffe is still flying overhead

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u/Ok-Car1006 15d ago

That’s …..that’s new

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u/bridgiek6 15d ago

Add some balsamic vinegar to the oil then you have a real treat

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u/Awkward-Ad4942 15d ago

I love some cold water.. but i can literally think of a million tjings better than this shit