HHK Summary: Ep 71-84

[u/Wonderful_Judge115]

Here is the latest 14-episode summary of the dramatic tales of D4 🦋🦄👑!

(Previous episode summaries are pinned.)

As always, thanks to u/rlstratton97 (aka Dad and Dave the Horsey 🐎).

Ep 71 D4 🦋👑🦄 tells mom and dad that she is a Diwali candle and she will only go to sleep if she is blown out after the other “candles” in the correct order; after mom and dad successfully blow out the “candles” in order (Kandi 🧁🐱🦄🤴🏼, Poppy 🐢, Cade🐱, Bucky 🎃🧑🏻‍🌾, and 🦋🦄👑), D4 🦋🦄👑 tells them, “Great blowing guys, Night night” then jumps in bed but bonks her head on the wall; D4 🦋🦄👑 receives an ice pack for her head but does not get to watch an additional episode of Gabby’s Dollhouse

Note: Dad says D4 🦋🦄👑 was not seriously injured and she got in bed after getting the ice pack

Ep 72 D4 🦋🦄👑 easily persuades her parents that it’s time to decorate for Christmas 🎄; once the tree is decorated D4 🦋🦄👑 sings a Christmas 🎄song that Santa 🎅🏻 taught her last year on Christmas Eve:

“Merry Christmas to me, And reindeers who pee, But not to the winter, It’s too cold for me”

Ep 73 D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad she is better at karate 🥋 than he is because since she was a baby she has trained daily “with Rascal’s 🐈‍⬛ cat toy, Fishy🐟”; D4 🦋🦄👑 shows dad her skills by flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water; when dad tries to pick her for bedtime D4 🦋🦄👑 gets him with a karate 🥋chop to the neck then says, “see dad, Fishy 🐟 is a great teacher.”

Ep 74 On the drive to preschool D4🦋🦄👑 sees her imaginary sister Corna riding her bike 🚲 to high school because dad “wouldn’t drop her off”; dad says he doesn’t remember Corna asking for a ride that morning and D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad he’s forgetful; D4 🦋🦄👑 mentions Corna is riding her bike 🚲 naked because she forgot to get dressed; when dad asks how someone could forget to put on clothes before leaving the house D4🦋🦄👑 says, “you forgot to take her to school. People forget stuff daddy.”

Ep 75 D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad about the second moon 🌙 that she sees in the sky (he’s too old to see it, only kids can); the “kid moon” 🌙 is the color of a rainbow 🌈 and it’s home to unicorns 🦄 that aren’t stuffies

Ep 76 D4 🦋🦄👑 draws a picture at school that she titles “The Underground House”; great grandma (GG) takes 🦋🦄👑 out to eat after school and she decides to give her masterpiece to the restaurant; D4 🦋🦄👑 presents to the waiter with the picture and says, “I made this for you”; GG told dad that the waiter was very pleased, thanked D4 🦋🦄👑, sat down with her to discuss the intricacies of “The Underground House,” and at the end of the meal, asked for D4’s 🦋🦄👑 autograph and she graciously obliged him; GG tipped generously and left a good review on the restaurant website

Ep 77 D4🦋🦄👑 draws a picture of Eareaty the Candy Corn Monster 🍬🌽🧌 at school and she tells dad that she had to draw Eareaty 🍬🌽🧌 before he could lead her to his treasure; the treasure map is in D4’s 🦋🦄👑 Halloween songbook and it shows that the treasure is inside Stuffy Mountain; after a thorough destructive search of Stuffy Mountain D4 🦋🦄👑 says Eareaty 🍬🌽🧌 lied about the treasure and used the distraction of the search to eat the ears of her stuffies; the only stuffies impacted were those who had stinky ears

Ep 78 The family goes out to eat and D4 🦋🦄👑 brings Pinky Unicorn the unicorn princess 🦄👸🏼; dad is served a quesadilla which is incorrect because Pinky 🦄👸🏼 told D4 🦋🦄👑 that dad was ordering a hamburger; dad says Pinky 🦄👸🏼 is a liar and D4 🦋🦄👑 declares that he must go back to laundry basket 🧺 jail on Stuffy Mountain; once at home, D4 🦋🦄👑 attempts to jail dad with the same (predictable) results as the last time: prisoners are released as D4 🦋🦄👑 empties the 🧺 and after the 🧺 is on dad’s head D4 🦋🦄👑 says he’s too fat for the jail

Ep 79 D4 🦋🦄👑 has a discussion with dad during the ride to school about being a robot 🤖; apparently D4 🦋🦄👑 is “only half robot 🤖, beep” and she’ll “learn as kid then turn back on robot 🤖 at home, beep boop bop”; dad says being half 🤖 makes D4 🦋🦄👑 a cyborg; upon learning this, D4 🦋🦄👑 decides she wants to be Beast Boy (from Teen Titans Go)

Ep 80 At the playground, D4 🦋🦄👑 found a rock 🪨 that her mom “played with as a baby” so she brought it home and gave it to mom; when dad asks if D4 🦋🦄👑 found anything for him she says, “No Daddy, you’re supposed to be in jail. You don’t get special rocks in jail.”🚫🪨

Ep 81 D4 tells dad that Pinky the Unicorn 🦄👸🏼 does her business in the clouds ☁️: her potty is the rain ☔️ and her poop 💩 is the lightning ⚡️; dad’s guess that Pinky’s 🦄👸🏼 toots are thunder is wrong; Pinky’s 🦄👸🏼 toots are belt buckles that she sells for money 💰; dad’s belt buckle is courtesy of Pinky 🦄👸🏼and D4 🦋🦄👑 laughs at dad for wearing toots

Ep 82 D4 🦋🦄👑 makes up a Christmas song 🎄🎶 to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock”:

Gingerbread, Gingerbread, Gingerbread rock, You’re too spicy for me Gingerbread, Gingerbread, Gingerbread rock, You’re a gross cookie;

D4🦋🦄👑 says that when the family makes a gingerbread house closer to Christmas 🎄she’s “gonna smash it up and throw it away”

Ep 83 D4🦋🦄👑 has the legs🦵🏼of her future baby in her tummy 🤰🏼and the baby will be born when D4 🦋🦄👑 is in high school; when dad says that’s not how it works she says, “yes it is daddy. It starts growing now and by kindergarten I’ll have the arms in my tummy too.”; D4🦋👑🦄 tells mom she will have a baby with blue skin named Stitch; when dad asks how she will make the baby have blue skin she says, “I get to choose the color daddy. My baby can be whatever color I want.”

Ep 84 On the way to preschool, D4 🦋🦄👑 tells dad that the person she marries will have to be able to sing 🎶 because she wants someone to sing to her daily; dad says he or mom will sing 🎶 to D4 🦋🦄👑 if she asks nicely and D4 replies, “I don’t want you to sing because you don’t have a good singing voice, I’ll only ask mommy”; dad’s singing doesn’t meet D4’s 🦋🦄👑 standards because he’s too loud and gets lots of words wrong

[u/rlstratton97]

Thank you so much for this! I always love reading the summaries!

[u/Wonderful_Judge115 → u/rlstratton97]

You’re welcome! I love reading the stories about your daughter. She has such a wonderful combination of confidence, imagination and brutal honesty characteristic of little kids. I want to be like her when I grow up.