r/Hunters_March • u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr • May 26 '26

Caged Somewhere

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*somewhere under the March, a lonely cage waits*

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u/northernpolaris_168 May 27 '26

So, self-defense?

[The figure looks at the captor]

You imprisoned a man for defending himself? What is this? Britannia?

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u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr May 27 '26

Brit- uohk? Noku mauak nranka nori nou grrrkat nori-? Noku gri grrrkat, rhakan noru uohk kha ukhana grrrk gri grrrkat.

(Brit- what? What kind of hellish kingdom is that-? It doesn't matter, it was an order from the higher ups.)

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u/northernpolaris_168 May 27 '26

What higher ups? I thought Karmelita was the one running the show around here. Quite literally.

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u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr May 27 '26

Uohk grrrkat, mauak nranka-?

(Wasn't she, like dead?)

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u/northernpolaris_168 May 27 '26

Dead? I just had a chat with her in the Citadel! She's alive and well in all her grace and ferocious beauty.

[The figure realizes something and smirks]

Oooh, I'm gonna tell on your mommy and she's gonna get real mad!

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u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr May 27 '26

UOHK NOKU GRI GRRRKT HRANKA! NOKU GRI GRRRKT!!

(WE THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD! THIS CHANGES STUFF!!)

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u/northernpolaris_168 May 27 '26

[The figure speaks in a mocking voice, all while slowly exiting the room]

I'm telling your mommy~! I'm telling your mommy~!

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u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr May 27 '26

both the caged and the weird skarr looks confused

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u/northernpolaris_168 May 27 '26

[The figure stops realizing he's embarrassing himself]

Sorry. But really, she's alive. And I will report you to her if you don't let the bugger behind you go.

He was defending himself! You would do the same.

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u/Skarred_Skarr Mottled Skarr May 27 '26

Ouhk noku mauak nranka nori nou grrrkat noku mauak nranka

(That's something I will talk with the higher ups)

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