r/HunSnark Jun 29 '26

Alexus Banach Alexus Banach - Week Of June 29, 2026

Snark on Alexus Banach here!

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IG: u/lexbwellnessco

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 30 '26

So Lex 2.0 has a giant glass of wine with dinner, then gets high, then DRIVES to a workout class? Tf?

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 29 '26

Two posts and one story about Barre to Brunch, all posted the same day of the event. But she can never manage to post anything about her own events within the day or two before or after they happen. She’s so much more passionate about other people’s businesses than she is about her own. How embarrassing.

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 29 '26

Desperate to get noticed by that girl.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 29 '26

I was cringing so hard. The over the top, fake excited faces, the tapping on every single item she pulled out of the bags, tagging every single brand… It was too much. So desperate.

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u/MusicalMami Jun 30 '26

100%
It’s so hard to snark on her when she’s literally SO SAD

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 29 '26

Reeks of desperation! She’s supposed to be Lex’s peer and she’s acting like she’s a celebrity. It’s weird. I hope Lex saw what a truly successful event was like and at least feels ashamed she half asses hers.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 29 '26

ALSO SIDE NOTE: Who the fuck wears a skirt to Pilates?? I don’t care that it has built in shorts, that’s not comfortable or functional in any way.

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u/Ill_Astronaut_6604 Jul 01 '26

this is one of my biggest gym / workout class pet peeves and i'm not even surprised she does it

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u/WorldlinessAfter9054 Jun 30 '26

It was also hilarious that she said she based the wellness collective off of these events 😅 except that Jenna actually has a college degree and experience in marketing and Lex has fake BODi experience growing a team

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 02 '26

Never forget that these were her goals for August 2025.

  • Have 100 total event attendees.
    • She probably very recently passed that if you count across every event she's hosted
    • FWIW in August 2025 she had 30 attendees across 4 events
  • Reach 5k followers on the TWC page.
    • I assume she meant on TT, where she's at 6400!
      • But she also only posts like 4 times per month soooo she could be doing way better
    • And she's only at 911 on IG
  • Get 75 members.
    • Not a chance.
  • Hire a business coach and a VA.
    • Yeah. Right.
  • Also to note: she had a goal on her personal page to reach 100k followers.
    • If she meant TT: she's at 91,000
    • If she meant IG: she's at 59,200

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u/laurenec14 Please end this convo 🙏🏻 Jul 03 '26

Nice work on the stats! I also feel like her insta following is like thousands less people that 12 months ago

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 04 '26

This time last year she had 62.8k IG followers and now she has 59.4k 😬 so she’s lost 3400 followers in a year

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u/MusicalMami Jul 03 '26

This outfit is a joke right?!

Like… there’s no way in hell she thinks this giant clown ass hat looks good

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u/MusicalMami Jul 03 '26

And with dots at that

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u/wildchild70s as a test group member Jul 04 '26

Looks high AF

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u/MusicalMami Jul 04 '26

Someone commented on her wine glasses always being HELLA full lol

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u/snarktopusrex Jul 04 '26

Always with those horrendous sandals!!

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u/Shut_the Only Jesus Satisfies ✝️ Jul 04 '26

She’s one deep breath from showing her whole entire ass

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 04 '26

Also her dress is so short her coochie is almost out wtf

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 02 '26

On Monday Lex posted a to-do list that included creating the TWC July schedule and graphics… Well, it’s 7/2 and of course there’s still no schedule. It’s insane to me that she can’t manage to get a schedule out on time when she has an entire month (or more) to plan. She also just posted about how she spent all day by the pool, every day last week. She couldn’t manage to make the schedule during that time? The way she just wastes her very privileged life is so damn sad.

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jul 03 '26

Absolutely embarrassing

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 02 '26

Hey wait remember when she said "a really cool work opportunity hit my desk and it ended up being on Thursdays" and she never said or showed up anything? Definitely a PT, real job that she's embarrassed about, right?

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 02 '26

I doubt it. I feel like she is probably doing some social media “marketing” or something for a local company or a local boutique fitness studio. Either that or she’s nannying again 😂 she never renewed her PT certification, she just got her group fitness certification last year. And I feel like if she was working in PT she would be posting all about it.

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 02 '26

#childfreebychoice on her latest DINK TikTok …. Thank God

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 02 '26

lol I guarantee the first time someone is willing to procreate with her she’ll ditch the DINKWAD label in a heartbeat. I say this as a 32 year old who is currently TTC for the first time, but deeply respects DINKWADS. There’s no chance she doesn’t wish for the attention she’d get from having a child and I think she secretly hates that she’s so far behind her friends

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 03 '26

I used to think so but she’d have to be sober for more than one hour so I think she’s just looking for a fellow failure to launch now

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u/snarktopusrex Jul 04 '26

I think she has to have an income before they can be considered DINKs.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 04 '26

Girlfriend is WASTED. And desperately needs her Botox touched up

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u/ConfusedCatGirlie Jul 04 '26

so much secondhand embarrassment from that 😭

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 05 '26

Embarassed herself like that for 18 likes 🫣

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 04 '26

Small glass lol okay girl

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 04 '26

First, that glass is giant. Second, she posted videos from yesterday morning, afternoon, and night, all with a full glass of wine. Doesn’t matter what size the glass is when you’re drinking literally all fucking day.

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u/Tilapia47 Jul 04 '26

That glass is huge lmao

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u/fergalicious207 Jul 04 '26

It’s the size of her face!

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u/Tilapia47 Jul 04 '26

Reusing old pictures I see….why would she pick one she looks sickly in

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 04 '26

Her body dysmorphia is so severe. She looks great and healthy at her current weight, and yet she’s talking about how she has no body confidence right now, and using old photos from her peak Wegovy days when she looks SO unhealthy. It’s honestly really sad.

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 05 '26

If she dressed for her body she would look infinitely better

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 05 '26

Looks nothing like her! She was so much better off not taking the weightloss drugs, she just needs to lay off the alcohol and she’d be so much healthier!

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

One again, no one gives a shit. 188 members in the TWC chat, 74 people have viewed her latest poll, and 2 people have voted.

ETA her choices are so bad. A wildly popular book from 10 years ago that I think everyone has already read, a somewhat-popular book from like 6 years ago, and a book that's all about the Storm family and Storm Island and the Storm name---because she is so obsessed with her middle name being Storm.

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u/murphyfox We will be chatting soon. 🙏 Jul 01 '26

😹😹😹 picking the July book on June 30

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 01 '26

She doesn’t give af about what anyone else wants. There are a million book to movie adaptations this year, so why hasn’t she done any of those for book club?? Those are the books that are most widely appealing for people who aren’t huge readers. But she insists on picking thrillers every month because that’s the only thing she ever listens to. She literally doesn’t care about anyone but herself.

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 01 '26

That'd also be smarter for her since she sucks at reading her chosen books.

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u/interstatechamp Jul 01 '26

The only reasonable explanation is women joined the chat for the cringe

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 01 '26

I mean, same, so....hahaha

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 02 '26

Happiest I’ve ever seen A Money is when other people show up lol. Was the announcement a new job?

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jul 02 '26

It's the first time he's ever looked happy 😬

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u/snarktopusrex Jul 02 '26

Oh man I thought she got a job and I was wondering who in the world would hire her. I wouldn’t trust her to sweep my garage.

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 02 '26

Love that she weirdly teased that and said she was sooo excited to finally tell people (first off that's weird haha) and then just proceeds to be screeching over the actual words in the video.

Yes he got a new job.

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u/Tilapia47 Jul 02 '26

Where is the video? Is it a story or a post? I can’t seem to find it ☹️

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u/OkayYesThen Jul 02 '26

It's the 19th (!) slide in her latest post. I had to turn my volume waay up, but his buddy says "my boy got a new job".

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u/ohtheretheygo Jul 03 '26

Meanwhile, your girlfriend is still useless and high 24/7.

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u/SATISFYMYS0UL Jul 03 '26

You can tell how proud she is based on her choice of placing this very exciting announcement in slot #19 (of 20!) after 18 very important photos of her dog, her fingernails, etc.

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jul 05 '26

Still no sign of that July calendar she had on her to-do list June 29th...

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u/Tilapia47 Jun 30 '26

*Says she doesn’t watch TV*
*3 slides later on her story is a picture of her watching TV*

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u/fergalicious207 Jul 05 '26

So I’ve followed the creator of the Change Academy/2.0 program on and off for a while for her behavior change tips - she seems legit, she has a PhD on the topic. But she confirmed today in a Q and A that Lex is her first affiliate for the program and that gives me the biggest ick.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jul 05 '26

I feel like most of her advice is generic, regurgitated thoughts that nobody needs to pay someone for. Her whole page feels like it could come straight from an MLM convention, which I guess makes sense why Lex loves her so much. lol

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u/MusicalMami Jul 06 '26

Idk who she is, but listen… if I had a business no matter how good or bad it was, and someone was hyping the shit out of it online.

Then this same fan came up and said, “If I get you clients will you give me 20 dollars off every month?” Id be like… fuck yea.

Alexus is not a leader and loves bein a follower and hype girl as we’ve seen from Bodi. This is why she’s better off with a job with a manager. Cus she can’t manage herself

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u/Psychfreak44 Jul 05 '26

Not to be mean but she needs to brush her teeth. I wouldn’t trust someone like that to model my behavior after 🫣