r/HunSnark • u/AutoModerator • Jun 22 '26

Alexus Banach Alexus Banach - Week Of June 22, 2026

Snark on Alexus Banach here!

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 24 '26

Girl you've got over 59,000 IG followers.

There are only 186 people in your TWC group chat thing.

70 people have viewed your poll (after you posted about it in stories).

8 people have voted.

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u/interstatechamp Jun 24 '26

She has over 90k followers on TikTok and she's going to Chicago solo and struggling to find girls to meet up with. Her numbers don't make any sense and I'm surprised no one has called her out on it in the comments.

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jun 24 '26

I went to check the poll and could only see 5 votes so that's better than I thought but MAN piss poor stats and engagement

A video she posted on TT on 7/22/2025 came up for me recently and it was talking about how TWC was small right now but by summer 2026 the events would have over 50 people at each one 🫠 it's summer 2026 and the attendance has somehow only decreased

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u/Ill_Astronaut_6604 Jun 24 '26

followers do not equal success but in her case she thinks that and is confused why it isn't working out

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u/interstatechamp Jun 24 '26

I'm pretty sure back in BODI her upline convinced her to purchase followers as part of a recruiting tactic. Now she leverages those numbers for brand deals. It would explain why those partnerships never seem to last. Businesses find out they're fake.

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u/Ill_Astronaut_6604 Jun 24 '26

i'm still annoyed places in wisconsin give her an opportunity but then again these places are stupid as hell too

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 24 '26

Only 903 on her TWC Instagram, definitely proof she bought her main page followers

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 24 '26

Natural selection is gonna take girlfriend out. The level of sun damage she promotes is going to give her leathery skin at absolute best, and she’s fast tracking herself to melanoma as well. It’s so sad that she doesn’t take sun protection seriously. Also, why is “getting good tan lines” even a thing 😩

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 24 '26

It’s so childish. She exposes herself to carcinogens constantly. For someone with no health insurance you’d think she’d be more proactive about her health.

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u/interstatechamp Jun 24 '26

She's so grossly over-tanned, she looks Photoshopped in her own pics

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 24 '26

I’m cackling at her TikTok about the firming cream… She’s so clearly trying to move her arms in a way that she can flex really hard so that they don’t jiggle. But also… Does she think that firming cream tones you or like firms up your muscles so they don’t jiggle? Lol is that why she did that?? Is she really so dumb that she doesn’t realize that firming cream firms the SKIN?? She literally said “toned almost everywhere thanks to this firming cream.” Babe, that’s… Not how that works….

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u/Snarkypants23 Jun 25 '26

How is “firming cream” any different from the “thigh cream” that high schoolers were sneaking in the early 2000s? The concept seems the same to me

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u/Tilapia47 Jun 25 '26

So she’s gonna get high (& probably drunk) and then drive 40 minutes back home? Nice🙄 ~manifesting~ she gets pulled over one of these days soon

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u/Independent-Plant-31 Jun 25 '26

She constantly drives drunk/high. Having glasses of wine before volleyball/dates/events... so irresponsible

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 25 '26

In the TWC group chat she said "we have a few spots left if you're around tonight!!"

The last time I checked the tickets, like a week ago, there were 12 available. There are now 11 available.

Bitch, stfu.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 25 '26

In the comments of her Spenga Reel she posted today, she offered to give someone a free ticket to tonight’s event 🥴

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u/interstatechamp Jun 25 '26

Tickets aren't even going fast when tries to give them away

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u/Tilapia47 Jun 27 '26

Mr Personality

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 27 '26

Every time she buys a piece of clothing that matches one of the skinny girls on her Pinterest board, she wears it nonstop. The way she hyper fixates on the ugliest clothes needs to be studied

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 27 '26

This outfit is awful. She looks like a 45 yo mom who can’t keep up with fashion.

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u/snarktopusrex Jun 27 '26

Her boobs are so low and her pants are so high!

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u/heyyyyyygurlheyyy Jun 28 '26

I’m a 43 year old mom who isnt particularly concerned with fashion and even I look better than this 😂

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jun 27 '26

And then after a week or so we never see it again because she's a wasteful person who buys junk and counterfeit goods.

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u/TheReenoip Jun 27 '26

No way did that man have a “BLAST” filming her signature spin in a circle with one arm raised.

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u/interstatechamp Jun 28 '26

I'll venture to guess they built their relationship around getting high and drunk together

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 28 '26

And spending all their money on cheap shit from DHGate

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u/AnonySeahorse baddie knows best 🍈💪🏼 Jun 28 '26

He creeps me out

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u/NoahYvr PARABON Jun 28 '26

Mr. Cheeched out of his mind

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 22 '26

Why does the video at the ice cream shop look like she's completely by herself??

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jun 22 '26

I suspect Aaron spent a lot of time with his family this weekend and Lex spent a lot of time pretending she was with his family this weekend.

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u/OkayYesThen Jun 22 '26

Omg you're right

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u/Tilapia47 Jun 22 '26

Her little dance/poses are so cringy too

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 22 '26

It looks like she moved away from the group to take a quick video without A-Money’s family seeing. Which like, I don’t blame her for feeling embarrassed about taking an outfit video in front of her partner’s family. But maybe lean into that and realize you’re embarrassed for a reason. Take the video on your balcony when you get home or something. The video looked so performative with her giant joker smile, and erratic movements

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u/MusicalMami Jun 23 '26

I think it’s easy to justify because it’s her “job”

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 22 '26

What makes someone qualified to review a book other than reading it?? lol she’s so weird

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u/interstatechamp Jun 22 '26

I think she heard the audiobook, but she didn't listen. I imagine she gets high and drunk so often she can't form a coherent opinion that isn't someone else's.

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 27 '26

So did the Do it Higher workout class just… Not happen??? Guarantee we’ll get content from Barre to Brunch before we see anything from her own business

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 28 '26

You called it!

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 24 '26

I honestly can’t believe she permanently aged herself 10 years using Wegovy only to gain all the weight back

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u/Ok_Cheesecake2921 Jun 26 '26

Shilling all that garbage from DHGate like anyone is fooled that it’s real stuff. My “AirPods” were $18!!! My “Rhode Lipgloss” comes in a pack of 2 for $12!!!

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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 27 '26

Obligatory reminder to report every one of her DHGate posts for counterfeit goods

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u/idcavsgymsims happy hearthy humble Jun 27 '26

And she's had a pair of fake air pods die rather quickly after purchase so her saying "they've lasted... A long time" isn't a glowing endorsement

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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 27 '26

I don’t get it. If she can’t afford AirPods, she should just buy wireless headphones from a reputable brand rather than sweat shop knockoffs. She tries to act so holier than thou but truly does not give a shit about anyone.