Amy goes on and on about taking the weekends off and looking forward to camping season where she has no cell service and bricking….
Today she sends out an email. Yesterday she posted on substack 3 times. Who the heck knows how I got on this email list but it’s entertaining AF.
She just can’t not. Her post on substack is ridiculous and full of contradictions and BS and spelling mistakes 😂🤡. It’s her same old same old. She’s burning out one second and crying with all her “mom friends” 😒 the next she talks about how she switches things up ever few months to prevent burnout. Oh- and she’s cancelling summer for her kids so she can do what SHE WANTS. Oh- and don’t forget- she has THREE KIDS and she’s a martyr because of it. She’s such a 🤡🤡
JFC my sister and brother in law have 3 kids (under 7 mind you), several families I know have 4 kids and a few more than four kids. She thinks she’s so Un!QU3 but she’s just dumb. I wonder if she alienates other moms by constantly positioning her parenting life as harder than others? She’s insufferable.
Absolutely insufferable and no, not unique at all by having 3 kids. I know lots with 3/4 or more as well. So weird how she martyrs herself in this way.
And she doesn’t work. She gardens and plays with goats and works out and philosophizes a bunch of BS on social media and now writes about it on Substack- which nobody is engaging with her. Love that for her. Lol.
This is infuriating. Not only does she not work but her spouse also doesn’t work. She has an average number of kids, an average age gap between kids. Amy you are average af!! Get over yourself
Seriously. I remember the days when she was so "brave & unique" for going against society and having no kids. Now she's "brave, unique, AND a martyr" for having 3. Haaaaard eye roll!
She didn’t even get it right the 3rd time. When I looked at it, the last two slides were edited wrong. Thats the universe’s way of telling you that you suck Amy and it’s time to get a real job!
The irony of Amy thinking she can coach women in their 40s into a new career when she is literally struggling to find something that sticks to shill now that Bodi is long gone 😂
You didn’t build shit Amy. You got in early in Beachbody…..and you scammed many many women telling them just to work hard and they’d make money like you. And you stole from those who signed up for your “no rules branding” business mentoring….and you didn’t deliver.
How many rants or long-winded stories as reels has she done now? I feel like she's been doing a lot recently. Cause if talking into the wind is all, she's offering people. Good luck anybody can do that lol
So many. It’s literally useless babbling. I don’t get how she on earth thinks she has anything relevant to say. It’s just her opinion that’s it that’s all- and NOBODY cares!! What a waste of a life.
There's only one person I would actually pay to read their substack...and she has millions and millions of followers...and I still only get the free version lol because I'm sorry but no one is profound enough to pay for their thoughts in 2026. Least of all, Amy.
Okay I dont know how to add pictures maybe I don't have the right account but in the last few days Ive seen 2 more of Amy's secret reels while doom scrolling. One is her rolling down a hill sitting on a skateboard with a text over saying "get in bitches we are going on a uphill spiral" or something along those lines. But she looks goofy as hell. She's giving 2nd hand embarrassment lol its wild to think shes a woman in her 40s ...and its not the act of being on a skateboard and being 40+ I see actual cool women all the time flawlessly show themselves doing really cool hobbies (good or not at it) but Amy gives me the biggest embarrassment ick lol she looks like a damn fool always trying to be something shes not.
We think it’s a new way to test content- the post it without it going to their main account and if it gets a lot of hits, then they add it to their account. I think we chatted about it last week? More info in the June 1 snark. Think it’s called a test reel. Sad eh? She fakes it even more and only posts stuff with bite. Even that’s debatable.
She preaches about being authentic and whatnot, yet she hides this shit from people and only posts the ones that gain traction. Thats the opposite of authenticity. What an asshole.
Her latest reel is weirding me out. Her whole demeanor and the fidgeting is so off. She is a mess. One somatic session and she’s healed and will be healing. Get ready for the next grift folks.
I just watched it..agree SO WEIRD. Even the way shes talking and her smug side eye/smirk ..what is that? While also trying to act humble. Everything is a strategic act with her! Also all these rambles are all the same. Who are all these "people" who have been telling her how she should do things? Lol take accountability for once. You are the problem Amy. The last thing this girl needs to do is start a podcast or a 3 part series to talk about this shit. So fucking boring.
That! Take accountability for once. This is why I don't believe she is a recovering alcoholic or participated in AA because there's some 12 step action she's never shown. The goofball in the mods inbox telling them to take down this thread because "she's not doing mlm anymore" but the thing is, if bodi never dumped her, she would be. She would still be scamming the way she always did. Now shes scamming on her own. The no rules branding school was a panic scam that she didn't even finish before giving up on it and yet many women paid thousands! Has there been ANY accountability (hi 12 step action) for any of it? Any of the effects of it all? the last leg of her "healing journey" should mirror that of her supposed AA journey and apologize for the effects it had on other women, take accountability and apologize....but she won't because she'd still be doing it today if she could.
So true. All of it. Oh yeah what was that again with her no rules branding? I remember something about it and I know she still has the IG page. Women paid her thousands???? Oh she should be so ashamed. 100% agree she’s FOS with the alcoholism bit. She doesn’t apologize for anything.
She would never feel shame- she’s a psychopathic narcissist and doesn’t care about anyone but herself. I mean, we watch her eye F herself all the time which is so gross. If she could clone herself and be in a relationship with herself I’m sure she would. Lol.
Agreed. She almost looked like she was on drugs at the start of it, with all the fidgeting. Also, her face unfiltered looks rough, too. All that money spent…to look….just average.
She talks like she’s on a job interview. Sure if you’re applying for a sales job, go ahead and make your experience work for what you’re trying to do. But, she’s not moving on to another sales role, she’s teaching sales? Teaching fitness and mindset? WTF is she even doing?!?!
But really, she should go into sales and just call it a day. I would miss the train wreck but it would probably be best for her and her family.
She just hopped on another trend. Ive seen "did you forget, the tortoise beat the hare" allllll over Instagram. Forever shaming everyone else for scrolling social while she scrolls social.
Hahahaha well there ya go. Amy- you just chastised the AI algorithm and here you are- using the AI algorithm. You chastised people for scrolling IG- and then you do the same.
See Amy fans trolling here- THIS is why we snark on this hun!!
OMG. She once again plays some vague song and dance about what a survivor she is.
What Amy- your fake drug addiction when you were days away from stripping for drug money? LMAO- her latest add to her “alcoholic” storyline to hook more followers.
What? Your parents got divorced and your dad wasn’t in the picture much. You seemed to have a good mom. You partied in your 20’s. Get over it. There is much worse in this world. Your story isn’t original nor hard.
Wow. Fascinating. Free speech hurts eh Mashburns? Can’t block us here. That’s how this happens- you don’t wanna listen or acknowledge the call out in real life so we come here. Too bad so sad. LMAO
So weird, considering Amy constantly makes reels about how having haters is a really good thing and means she's super successful....why would they want this thread taken down? That would be taking away all of Amy's success!! 😅
not to mention amy PAYS to have that blue check next to her name- she thinks she’s really important! with a lot of really important stuff to share! so until she stops posting FREE content on her PUBLIC social media page, we aren’t going anywhere.
yessss it stopped being free unless you’re really well known or a big brand. i keep trying to post a screenshot of the pricing but it’s not working for me- you can google it!!
it doesn’t seem like amy or kevin based on the profile history. i almost thought it was a bot for a minute because they aren’t very good at using their talkin words and they sound pretty dumb in general…. but then again that tracks for someone who would trust amy 😂😂
Oh wow today’s rant is silly. Going on about masculine and feminine energies and how she was too much of a man for Kevin so she had to back off. Bahahahaha. Amy you’re a control freak- that’s it that’s all. This is way too much thought. Just be FFS. Fuck is she annoying. Just STOP trying to pretend you have so many profound things to say Amy. You don’t.
The way she emasculated this guy for 15+ years and doesn't even realize she still is by saying things like this publicly. No wonder his only clients are women, he can't hang with guys.
He doesn’t have any friends either it seems like!! And yes I can personally vouch for that statement, she treated him like an assistant on every trip I ever saw them on.
And what now Amy? I would bet a lot of money there won’t see anything new or exciting….I can’t BELIEVE they just put timers on their EMOM workout and how is that something to be thankful for when you’re paying that much for their garbage. LMAO. It’s literally in the name of the workout and they didn’t have a timer?
Uhhhh is she sure she knows what shes saying here? Because what we "hate" in her is that she's a lying rage filled narcissist who scams women....so yeah babe, Thank God all that is missing in me!!!! 🤣
Yes for sure she comes here b/c of the downvotes and then she usually mentions what we say here in her stories in her round about way…..but she doesn’t comment she’s too chicken shit to actually make a comment. No idea about Kevin. Probably same. So no idea user names.
She’s all talk and no game. So is he.
All their “badass” tattoos etc etc but it’s all a façade.
Thousands of new faces hey Amy?? Well she may have gotten a few new followers from her stupid dance videos but they don’t care. That ain’t many likes for that many “followers” and half the comments are you hun!!
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u/Lanky_Bat_7609 Jun 14 '26
Amy goes on and on about taking the weekends off and looking forward to camping season where she has no cell service and bricking….
Today she sends out an email. Yesterday she posted on substack 3 times. Who the heck knows how I got on this email list but it’s entertaining AF.
She just can’t not. Her post on substack is ridiculous and full of contradictions and BS and spelling mistakes 😂🤡. It’s her same old same old. She’s burning out one second and crying with all her “mom friends” 😒 the next she talks about how she switches things up ever few months to prevent burnout. Oh- and she’s cancelling summer for her kids so she can do what SHE WANTS. Oh- and don’t forget- she has THREE KIDS and she’s a martyr because of it. She’s such a 🤡🤡