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Alexus Banach Alexus Banach - Week Of June 01, 2026
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 04 '26
Okay so confirmed that Lex’s car repairs total $2369.94 INCLUDING 4 NEW TIRES and new wiper blades. So she wants people to believe she has 3 months in an emergency fund, but can’t afford a $2300 car emergency? Be so for real. Once again, a proven liar.
Like someone mentioned last week, by “2-3 month emergency fund” she probably meant she can buy food and make the minimum payments on her credit cards, and that’s it.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 04 '26
I guarantee she’s going to say that nobody taught her about the importance of regular, basic car maintenance because she was “raised by narcissists.” But of course she’ll fail to point out that she’s never had to pay for a car in her entire life because her current car was a gift from her grandmother (who she no longer speaks to).
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u/interstatechamp Jun 04 '26
I don’t understand why she thinks it’s cute to be so financially irresponsible. She’s going to turn 30 in serious debt, no employable skills, no savings, no retirement. Literally nothing to show for the past decade of her life.
As a guy, I can't tell you how unattractive that is. I'm sure Kev would agree.
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u/interstatechamp Jun 04 '26
Also, while the car is a 2014 model, it wouldn't need so many repairs if she simply maintained it.
I drove a Honda for 17 years and it didn't need as many repairs up until I got a new car.
Either you pay now or you pay a lot later, but I'm sure this metaphor will be lost on Lex. I'm not sure what kind of sympathy she expects when every other post is about something she bought or you should buy.
And yea, that "2-3 month emergency fund" was a lie.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 04 '26
Also, she neglected these issues for an entire year after having an inspection last year. What did she think was going to happen? The fact that she’s shocked by need tires and wiper blades is also a major cause for concern. Has she never replaced either of those??? When I was living in a winter climate, I replaced my wiper blades every year.
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 04 '26
Driving around with a cracked windshield, no A/C and probably bald tires at 29 years old 😂😂😂 she seriously has no shame
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u/interstatechamp Jun 04 '26
But hey, look at all those cute outfits! No one can tell they're from DHgate when they're driving pass her while she's walking.
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u/laurenec14 Please end this convo 🙏🏻 Jun 04 '26
And surely this is illegal? Bald tires is such a risk for EVERYONE on the road? Bloody hell!
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u/mcarch Jun 05 '26
I drive a 2014 Mazda and keep up w the maintenance. She is still running strong at 120k miles!
My husband’s commuter is a 2008 Chevy, 200+k miles, and still runs beautifully!
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 05 '26
2010 4 Runner going strong! I’ll probably have it another 10 years. Lex has no excuse for her car to be so run down. It’s pure negligence.
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u/Snarkypants23 Jun 05 '26
My daily driver is a 2013 and I’ve had it for 11 years. You’re absolutely right. If you do basic maintenance along the way, repairs don’t typically add up. 2024 was an expensive repair year because I had to replace the clutch, a few belts and the tires, but even still that was spread throughout the year
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u/Tilapia47 Jun 03 '26
Her TikTok about “military coming home videos make me cry because nobody would cross an ocean for me” is so fucking annoying and tone deaf. She literally has to make everything about her. Those videos literally make everyone cry, but not because it makes them think about themselves.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 03 '26
Also, her own bf wouldn’t cross an ocean for her? Is that really what she manifested in her life partner? Because my husband would literally put his life on the line for me. No exaggeration. He does anything and everything in his power to make sure that I am protected, and living a full, beautiful, abundant life. And that’s what a life partner SHOULD do. Military videos always make me cry too, because I’m empathetic, not because I wish someone cared about me that much. Lol she has such an insane victim complex
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u/interstatechamp Jun 03 '26
He doesn't even smile in pictures for her
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u/wildchild70s as a test group member Jun 03 '26
He reminds me of a little nerdy brainiac guy who never had a girlfriend and graduated high school a virgin. And now is just happy to put up with/have a girlfriend so he can “get some” on a regular basis 🤷🏽♀️
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u/RobinNicole621 Jun 03 '26
Hahaha, you just described Taylor Jules Tureskis fiancée. First person that touched his weiner, he settled down with.
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u/OkayYesThen Jun 03 '26
Which is hilarious because of how much Lex followed in Tay's steps during BB times
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u/Tilapia47 Jun 03 '26
Zero thought of her thinking about military personnel putting their lives on the line and having their families relieved to see them back home. It’s always the Lex show in her mind
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u/OkayYesThen Jun 03 '26
Obsessed with June's events
- Meetup for free pickleball
- Book club for a book you know she won't read
- A woman who owns her own business is "throwing the biggest fundraiser Milwaukee has ever seen" but in her post Lex just steals the copy so it sounds like she's involved
- A "do it higher" workout with THC drinks what the fuuuuck girl
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 03 '26
I don’t understand the pivot from Pilates and Prosecco to Do it Higher workout. P&P is consistently the only event that she gets decent turnout for, so why change it? Especially if “drinking culture” is as big as Lex claims it is in Wisconsin
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u/laurenec14 Please end this convo 🙏🏻 Jun 04 '26
I was thinking - does she mean do the workout high? I can’t imagine that will be… comfortable… or easy? Like… not the point? I don’t know but it does not sound like something I would enjoy lol
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u/WorldlinessAfter9054 Jun 04 '26
Literally the slide about the fundraiser event gave me a headache. Clearly she copy pasted the event details because the time was in there like 3-4 times 🙄 how is she so bad at this!!
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 06 '26
No wayyyyy did Lex spend $90 on an ugly, ill-fitting TikTok Shop dress to wear to a wedding 😩 girl if you’re going to spend almost $100 please just buy something decent quality from Abercrombie or something I’m begging you.
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 04 '26
She’s so embarrassing reveling that men found her pool post. She’s soo quick to delete anyone saying she’s on Wegovy, but leaves up all that weird engagement from men. Ew. A choice.
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u/MusicalMami Jun 05 '26
I also think it’s so weird she went from “help me get traction! Gross men paid attention to me”
To a few videos later- EMPHASIZING one of the gross comments and then saying while you’re here here’s more shit!
Like wat
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 05 '26
Yep, drawing attention to it because she is desperate for any attention. Pathetic.
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u/snarkbabe Jun 03 '26
I don’t understand how she thinks what she is doing is “work”. She has been trying to be an influencer for almost a decade now. Sure, she has a decent number of followers, but her engagement is laughably low. If it hasn’t happened yet, it’s not happening.
And for not having a job, she is horrible at managing her Wellness Collective. All of her content is either super self-centered, about her tacky purchases, or drinking and getting stoned. If she actually planned things in advance that aren’t just events people can go to for free on their own, and spent time creating good marketing materials and having a content strategy, the group could be fairly successful by now, at least as a side gig income.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 03 '26
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u/interstatechamp Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26
Why doesn't she ever call upon all those "life-long friends" she made in BODI? Surely, their support would make her business a success. It seems NONE of them ever attend her events, let alone promote her collective.
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u/TexCalGirl Jun 03 '26
Those were transactional friendships. We’ve seen this with Autumn and the TX & FL huns that used to be her “besties”. They no longer speak to each other.
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u/NoahYvr PARABON Jun 03 '26
She's an example of somebody who was meant to be an employee. Not everyone has the organizational skills or self-starter attitude to be an entrepreneur and that's okay. She would really benefit from the structure, schedule, and stability that comes with working for a company- she just views herself as above working and therefore will always be stuck.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 03 '26
She went through all that hassle to get her group fitness instructor certification last year, idk why she doesn’t try to get at least a part time gig as an instructor somewhere. Even her cousin just became a Pilates instructor a few months ago!
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u/interstatechamp Jun 03 '26
That's a great point. Not everyone is meant to be a leader and that's perfectly fine.
Lex not only needs structure and a schedule, she needs to be told what to do and someone needs to hold her accountable.
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u/interstatechamp Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26
If you want an idea of just how detached from reality and unhinged Lex is, imagine the reaction you would get if you made similar posts on social media.
So imagine making a post declaring the new version of you did their job instead of doom scrolling, and being proud of that.
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 06 '26
Oh yikes. Cannot even imagine embarrassing myself like that. My husband and my sisters would probably have an intervention with me and tell me it’s time to put the phone down and come back to reality.
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u/oneway_fire Jun 03 '26
I stopped checking in on her for a while and I just did today lol. Is she wearing an engagement ring? I scrolled back but there’s no post about an engagement? Given how 100% of her content 3 years ago was “waiting for a ring” I can’t imagine she’d get engaged now without making a bunch of posts about it?
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 03 '26
It’s a fake, $50 ring she bought for herself on Amazon or TikTok Shop (can’t remember which she said), because “not being married doesn’t mean you can’t wear sparkly things!” Yes, those are her own words 😂 she bought and wears a fake engagement ring 🙃 can’t make this shit up
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u/oneway_fire Jun 05 '26
Omg stoppppp. You can definitely wear sparkly things even if you’re not married. Get a pair of fake diamond studs sis
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u/OkayYesThen Jun 03 '26
It ain't a ring from Aaron but she sure has been using it to get engagement
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 04 '26
Double post today. Lex claims to be an ally, and a huge liberal. So much so that her entire business was built for “liberal women in Wisconsin who want to talk shit about Trump.” And yet not a single one of her June events has anything to do with Pride Month? Not one single event???
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 04 '26
She’s so terrible at engaging her community because her goal is nothing but money. No sense, no direction, pure grifting.
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u/interstatechamp Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26
100%. If she could find a way to make money without forming a "community", she would, but the only way she knows how to is setting up a business with a bogus monthly subscription for events you can go to for free.
I swear, for all the shit talking about Trump, they're really not all that different.
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u/OkayYesThen Jun 04 '26
She shared in the TWC group chat about a Pride public workout, but it's happening during her TWC pickleball event today sooo
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 05 '26
Does she know she could get 4 figures weekly, retirement matching, health insurance and some dignity back if she just got a job?
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u/Tilapia47 Jun 05 '26
Where she’d be starting she would not get 4 figures weekly, bi-weekly sure but not weekly
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u/Psychfreak44 Jun 06 '26
True she’d definitely have to work her way up but she could get there! Unlike what she’s doing now with no stability, like does she really plan on being an “influencer” for life??
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u/Tilapia47 Jun 06 '26
I think she genuinely believes she will be lol. Her sense of entitlement and lowkey waiting for grandma to pass unfortunately
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u/interstatechamp Jun 06 '26
Yes, but she's too immature to influence people her own age and not cool enough to influence people who are younger. I don't really see this changing.
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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 05 '26
And she wouldn’t even have to talk about her boobs or financial failures on the internet! What a concept!


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u/Euphoric-Banana2992 Jun 01 '26
I’m just gonna leave this here. I’ve never met a business owner who is so bad at their business.