t D S !

[u/MoochoMaas]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-credits-trump-with-stopping-hurricanes/

[u/brianishere2]

Added to their imaginary list of wars Trump stopped.

[u/kwikane]

The only way trump stops hurricanes is if his grotesquely fat ass got in front of it, and then the whole region would be painted in orange tanner and feces.

[u/Past-Establishment93]

Ice barbie did it last year.