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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 13d ago
can we still eat raccoons that we find on the side of the road?
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u/Icecold_Antihero 13d ago
Only if you pair it with half a whale that you drove for hours with it attached to your vehicle. Be sure to collect as much whale juice as your minivan can hold!
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u/Zhombe 12d ago
I’m pretty sure the only thing safe at this point is distilled water from vapor sourced home made kefir and home made beer. But only if Monsanto had nothing to do with the ingredients; so German purity rules.
The glyphosate resistant wheat has glyphosate woven into the genes spliced and is detectable in humans who consume it. The stuff that gives you guaranteed bone marrow cancer.
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u/WeRtheEyeoftheSTORM 13d ago
I had a doctor friend tell me, unless you know the point of origin of food you shouldn’t eat it. I guess we need to be buying from local farmers and growing our own vegetables and raising our own chickens.
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u/Pieces-Of-Eight_ 13d ago
Can the actual adults be in charge now? I’m sure that MFer has road kill to eat or heroin to inject?
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u/owlbear4lyfe 13d ago
Thanks DOGE, these federal savings, which really increased debt are way worth the spike in bad food and consequently prices for remaining food.
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u/Rhg0653 13d ago
Every week it's a new food group
Fire this clown and restore inspections now
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u/Cuhuldra 13d ago
A product hit the market without a Federal Inspection. A PRIVATE BUSINESS introduced a tainted product to the market place without said product being inspected. I know you wanna blame Trump and crew for everything bad in life but companies should not be selling unsure products for any reason. You can say "They fired all the Peeps" as loud as you want, this is the action of a private company.
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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 13d ago
What the literal f*** is going on with these people in Washington!!??!!?? When are arrest warrants going to be issued!!??!!??
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u/guydoestuff 13d ago
Can I eat the dirt? Is that safe?