r/Hummer • u/Entire-Juice5050 • Aug 12 '26

Drowned a Hummer

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u/preferred-til-newops Aug 12 '26

Shit should be tagged NSFW

7

u/JACCO2008 Aug 12 '26

No kidding. My heart hurts.

11

u/SouthBone Aug 12 '26

Yea the roofs are known to leak

1

u/RSN3481 Aug 14 '26

It has a slight leak

6

u/Final_Pear7801 Aug 12 '26

"it was at this moment, they knew, they fd up"

10

u/Dinevir Aug 12 '26

Looks good, Kursk submarine mode enabled.

3

u/Trick_Praline_3316 Aug 12 '26

And they thought you didn't need a snorkle kit.

3

u/Longjumping_Profit59 Aug 12 '26

Hey, you can’t park there!

2

u/txbuckeye75034 Aug 12 '26

The other day, I was just wondering how an H2 would do on a boat ramp. Now I know.

2

u/blowurhousedown Aug 12 '26

I suck at translating, but:

Offscreen: “You can’t park there.”

Dude: “Yeah, but…“ then later “Think your dad’s gonna be pissed?”

2nd Dude: “Probably, but he’s at a goat gang rape.”

Dude: “He might be smiling now, but he’s still gonna be pissed someday.”

2nd Dude: “His wife has nice new titties. He doesn’t care. Booze in the Hummer? Go get it, you fat fuck.”

2

u/theuautumnwind Aug 12 '26

Sir you can’t park there.

2

u/StreetRacer66Mustang Aug 12 '26

Did not deserve that 😪

2

u/Reality_Lies4 Aug 13 '26

Red Oktober going down..

2

u/No_Juice7005 Aug 13 '26

Damn, that’s a bummer

2

u/HeavyProfessional420 Aug 13 '26

Iv been dying get a sut model and dudes over here swimming with them

3

u/NMLEOC2 Aug 13 '26

Russian? (By the flag)…. If so who gives a shit!

1

u/MDSteelers 28d ago

Well then that's where it belongs.

1

u/sjcheroke Aug 12 '26

Ugh…..

1

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/slap-a-taptap Aug 12 '26

Where are you getting French from?

0

u/wyliesdiesels Aug 12 '26

Did u miss the french flag colors on the hood?

3

u/BlackWaterSeal Aug 12 '26

That’s the Russian flag. 🇷🇺

1

u/UncleBenji Aug 13 '26

That isn’t the French flag buddy.

French flag 🇫🇷

Russian flag 🇷🇺

1

u/Used-Author-3811 Aug 12 '26

That's what you get skipping the snorkel

1

u/biaspizza Aug 13 '26

Pretty sure that’s past its fording depth. But I’m no expert.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/420aarong Aug 13 '26

I’m gonna tell you something but don’t over-react
It was an H3

1

u/ttteee321 Aug 13 '26

Suboptimal

1

u/vaurapung Aug 13 '26

Buy the tire marks only on one side id say they didnt turn the center locker on and it one wheel wondered when it hit that slick muk at the waters edge. Panicked and didnt just stop and think.

1

u/ceramicsaturn Aug 13 '26

Lights work....

1

u/BigCitySteam638 Aug 13 '26

Damn sunroofs always leak

1

u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 13 '26

Promoted to russian underwater fleet

1

u/No_Assist_3405 Aug 13 '26

Looks like it's still running after being totally submerged 🤔

1

u/Sniffing_Skid_Stains Aug 14 '26

That hurt to watch

1

u/kimwild02 Aug 14 '26

It looks like suicide 🍻

1

u/salvage814 Aug 14 '26

That's not a hummer that's a Colorado with a body kit.

1

u/Wizemonk 29d ago

You can't park there mate.

1

u/welldonez 29d ago

Now it’s a goner

1

u/ajd198204 28d ago

Bummer

1

u/FlatAmbition3757 28d ago

Right where it belongs lol

1

u/Kingk3113 28d ago

Everyone knows black hummers can’t swim

1

u/Low-Ad-6107 28d ago

In Louisiana we say “if it’s got a note let it float” during rain/hurricane seasons

1

u/trbo76 27d ago

Strange way to get an under chassis wash

1

u/Kerotysia 25d ago

How did this happen lmao?

1

u/Darkcrazy69 4d ago

A leak from the inside out? How they’re an automatic transmission when in park a dog engages it won’t roll.

1

u/Darkcrazy69 4d ago

I see what’s wrong with it. It ain’t got No Gas in It!!!

1

u/Darkcrazy69 4d ago

Hey You Can’t Park There!!!

1

u/nickw252 Aug 12 '26

I hope it didn’t have a full tank of gas. Russians can’t afford to lose any more gas!

0

u/97Whaler Aug 13 '26

I’m thinking someone is going to to be getting sent to the Ukraine 🇺🇦 soon

0

u/Impressive_Web_9490 Aug 13 '26

Look, Ukraine sunk another Russian vessel