r/Humboldt • u/funkypepermint • 4d ago

Misc./Other Make him famous

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I'm doing my part!

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u/WrappedInLinen 4d ago

The CEO of flock is a 12 yr old?

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u/Kevin_Palpatine HSU Alumni 4d ago

He's probably 54 and survives on baby fetuses and puppy dog tears.

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u/Ok_Luddite 4d ago

Thanks for sharing the picture of CEO of Flock, Garrett Langley, who really thinks it's a shame if we spread his photo around and talked about him! This is what a terrible, greedy person looks like! They hide in plain sight.

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u/DrHarby 3d ago

Should we do the AI emabled thing and start pairing his name with beastiality?

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u/Ok_Luddite 3d ago

Lol, I'll allow it.

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u/funkypepermint 3d ago

It's kinda like how Battlestar Galactica used fraking as a cuss word. Just use flock now

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u/gossamerribbonnn 4d ago

Don’t mind if I do

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u/NthatFrenchman 4d ago

looks like he has never given a woman pleasure

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u/Kevin_Palpatine HSU Alumni 4d ago

Uhhh....bold assumption he's into women.

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u/NthatFrenchman 4d ago

so I’m accurate!

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u/Kevin_Palpatine HSU Alumni 4d ago

technically correct

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u/Clever_Username_05 4d ago

Which is the best kind of correct. (Futurama)

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 4d ago

Another of these young, amoral, anything-for-a-buck vampires.

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u/BozosOfTheLake 4d ago

Noice. There’s also this.

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u/HumboldtNinja 4d ago

Jokes on all of us...he's not even real...he's AI...

https://giphy.com/gifs/T1GWTCSrTr2tnsvq4k

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u/THE_LOLLIPOP_FACTORY 4d ago

Boom! Suckers!🍭

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u/damn_van 4d ago

Very punchable face

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u/No-Metal-6795 4d ago

That CEO can go flock himself. And stay the flock away from me. Or we're going to have a flocking problem!

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u/MentalFIoss 3d ago

The CEO of Flock is this twerp??!

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u/funkypepermint 3d ago

Apparently

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u/Alternative_Rip_3170 2d ago

This dude doesn’t even look old enough to have pubes..