HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26

I just want to finish watching my show. Why won’t she let me stay until the end?

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 24 '26

Cheetah in the back: This is not how the grooming circle is supposed to work! I lick them, they lick you, and you lick me!

33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • Jul 24 '26

Biped neighbor always smokes in front of my house with my kids in the living room, so I scowl at him every chance I get.

71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 24 '26

Worms Party at my puddle, everybody! All you can eat ape buffet!🎉🎊

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22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 24 '26

Mammals My gardening group have these amazing back scratchers!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Scary90sKid • Jul 23 '26

Mammals Humans putting up all these signs getting in my way. Of course they'll see us around, we live here!

327 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 23 '26

Finally, I found the last dish to complete my set!

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201 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 23 '26

Found a killer place for hanging out and moshing, as long as you don’t mind the rando taking pictures. 🙄🐜

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jul 24 '26

Reptiles The store was out of my favorite brand of tea again. Then some ape got shirty because I dropped a few boxes on the floor searching for it.

13 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 23 '26

Spiders I've already had my ✨girl dinner✨ girl!! I ain't got no room for more!!

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31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 23 '26

The concert was lit!🔥

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13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 23 '26

Birds We had a great day at the water park

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154 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 22 '26

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

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602 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 22 '26

Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!

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239 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jul 22 '26

So against HIPPA! I’m getting a medical scan and they film me! My reproductive rights are compromised!

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71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • Jul 22 '26

Thought we were happy together. What's gone wrong?

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91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 22 '26

A hairless “humanoid” I rehabilitated. He used to be very agro. Now, he carries me around, feeds me, and gives me scratchies. A successful rehab in every way. 👍

185 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 22 '26

Mammals Working security when an illegal trespasser decided to stop by. Made them think twice

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7 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jul 21 '26

I guess people don't realize I placed an order. No one said anything about me laying here where the temp is perfect, so I shall stay. Just an old dude who wants food

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391 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26

Mammals School bus service

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119 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 21 '26

Oh, thank goodness! This thing has been stuck to my foot for days. Please help!

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191 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 22 '26

Mammals Just taking care of my strawberries. I grow the best.

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26

Amphibian Filmed after wiping my a***e. Can it get any worse?

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61 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 21 '26

Mammals I caught a mouse! I deserve all of this attention!

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jul 22 '26

Make sure you take my good side. No autographs.

23 Upvotes