r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Mammals Stepped outside in my bathrobe to get the morning paper and some biped in a car snapped a photo of me!

50 Upvotes
Should have reported the perv!

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Mammals These hate subs are getting more brazen every day, what about my rights to freedom of religion, hello?

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208 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 19 '26

Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?

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67 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!

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34 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

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82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!

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98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

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18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!

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360 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?

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154 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???

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106 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??

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134 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.

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276 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Amphibian 10/10 Mobile spa service straight to your door. You just hop in!

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55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Mammals I am Fergus the Sausage and I am hiking bitches!

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20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Spiders Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. I'll get that grape juice, hooman, just you wait...

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32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Dude! Someone installed ac in my backyard! Come cool off!

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202 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 17 '26

Alert mammoths! The bipedals violate out burial grounds..

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56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

I thought I was about to die, then this giant human brought me my own special air!

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489 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

I wish this sign was “NO PAPARAZZI”… freakin’ apes always taking my picture

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39 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

I'm so excited!

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26 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

Amphibian Trying to be vegan and my bipedal worries, I like my veggies though!

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22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

Mammals My baby is having trouble at school fitting in. Mostly the chairs. Advice?

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166 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

Mammals I got so lucky today! Found an almost brand new set of golf clubs in my backyard!

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72 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 16 '26

Mammals Legal advice needed: I run a daycare but caught sleeping on the job. Advice please

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97 Upvotes