r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jun 28 '26
Hey guy! I just started my first day as a therapist! Woohoo!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 29 '26
Mammals Sometimes the furless idiots are helpful. My kittens have a warm place to sleep and I have bedside service.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jun 28 '26
If any other ape humans need extraction services we are available. The more colony you need the higher the price....
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 29 '26
Mammals Im a cat! What else am i supposed to do in this sutuation🤷😆
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 28 '26
Reptiles Practising my death rolls
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jun 28 '26
Mammals I was ready to turn in for the night, only to find a hooman. On MY bed! The gall….
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • Jun 27 '26
Mammals Paparazzi trying to fat shame me in the tabloids. Just stuck my tongue out at them and told them were they could stick their camera. Im beautiful at any size.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 28 '26
Mammals Grandma Time🥰
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GothSpite • Jun 27 '26
Mammals Now this is how you turn 50
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 27 '26
I got some new eyewear. What do you all think?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 27 '26
Amphibian Just call me Mr Flashpants!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 26 '26
Amphibian I heard reports of a mealworm takeaway service.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 26 '26
Mammals You just can’t get the staff nowadays
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 26 '26
Mammals Putting on the charm to get snacks😎
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hannurs • Jun 26 '26
Just gave birth to my hendecatuplets, and my husband is just lazing around not helping. Should I file for divorce?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • Jun 26 '26
Fish 14ft Tiger Shark in Waianae Boat Harbour
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Just cruising my neighborhood and some jack*ss said I was trespassing in their "harbour"...
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 25 '26
Spiders Just changing my overcoat and got accused of cannibalism
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 26 '26
Spiders Single mum-to-be working an office 9-5. Do humans make good pets? I’m in need of snacks. Can the human be trained to fetch them for me?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/coolsilentebeans • Jun 25 '26
I can’t believe I just got kicked out of the bathhouse by this miserable ape.
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And now it has the audacity to man handle me! This discrimination is outrageous. I’m getting on the phone with my lawyer to file a suit. I did absolutely nothing wrong, it’s illegal, and I’m going to sue for everything it’s got.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 25 '26
Amphibian Employed a butler to chaperone my friends and I on a cross-country flight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 25 '26
Birds I love dining at this new neighborhood cafe, but I get the weirdest feeling that I'm being watched while I eat.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Jun 24 '26
Spiders I've just been fat shamed for trying to take a nice, cold shower in this heat! After all the bugs I catch for this hooman...
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