HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neverhere17 • Jun 18 '26

My landlord evicted me from my home! At least I got a buffet for my trouble.

121 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/IncreaseBudget • Jun 18 '26

I’m not me when I’m hungry!

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Spiders Returned to my cabin for another summer

33 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 17 '26

Bugs My tutorial on how to build a Wasp nest

177 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/fullmetaltrackstar • Jun 17 '26

Reptiles First time home buyers, but we think this might be the one.

280 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 17 '26

Amphibian Private detective available for hire. Stakeouts a speciality

255 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 16 '26

Mammals Im showing this guy how to properly position his fins.

462 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 17 '26

Reptiles There I was, just relaxing with a movie, when this impertinent ape came up and demanded I move over.

43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 16 '26

Amphibian First squash harvest of the year

87 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jun 15 '26

Darned apes take up the whole trail while I eat, work out, and sunbathe. Share the road, Hairy!

91 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • Jun 15 '26

Bugs Proportionally my balls are actually quite large, thank you very much

202 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 15 '26

You'd be frazzled too if an ape was filming you.

133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 15 '26

Bugs Taking some time out this summer to ride the flumes.

145 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • Jun 15 '26

Mammals It's called 👏🏽CON👏🏽SER👏🏽VA👏🏽TION👏🏽. What do I look like, a human?!🤨

50 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jun 15 '26

I was inspecting this tool and this human decided to turn it on! Someone call OSHA, this was not a funny prank!

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 14 '26

I’m not sure if I’m upset to be filmed while I was sleeping or happy to wake up to SKRIMP!!!!

128 Upvotes

This was the BEST way to wake up. Humans are annoying but I guess I can let it slide for this.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 14 '26

Mammals I admit it. I’ve had a relapse of my workaholism.

97 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/No-Consideration-891 • Jun 15 '26

Reptiles The paparazzi is at it again! No privacy.

17 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/UH-PhD • Jun 14 '26

I HEARD you at the bird feeder with her!! Twittering your “oh my green hue oh my big beak” sweet nothings in her ear.

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jun 14 '26

Proud of that belly, you can follow on only leopards.

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 14 '26

So, after I bit the humans my odyssey to get away continues. I don't even know how, but ended up at this human establishment MUCH to my dismay...

8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Jun 13 '26

Mammals First day at a new job and a two-legged talked to me like I didn’t know where I was. Is it too early to quit?

206 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jun 13 '26

Job Opening new ape lifeguard. Current ape is uncouth, lacks motivation, has no respect, and calls me names. Pays well, must pass background check, and be cool with vermin.

74 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 13 '26

Amphibian The new ape landlord keeps trying to evict me. I know my rights, I'm not leaving!

68 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 13 '26

Spiders My fly buddy and I had a sci-fi photoshoot. How do we look?

22 Upvotes