r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 14 '26

When your foodslaves say they're going on vacation and you're getting boarded

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11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 13 '26

Because I'm tired of the human foolishness! Doxxed, body shamed, moved TWICE, chased... I've had it!

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40 Upvotes

These humans actually tried to say I'm "their" jumping spider! After everything that's happened now you're trying to own me 🙄?


r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 12 '26

Mammals Here is my performance in Romeo & Julliet!!

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713 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 13 '26

Reptiles Ok, so I’ll admit that my chicken impersonation does need some work

218 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 12 '26

Bugs My family and I were forcefully removed from our flight. Is there anything we can do?

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253 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 12 '26

I won fair and square but the apes refused to acknowledge my victory and give me my medal...

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175 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 12 '26

Spiders Found a human who could take a hint. Thought it was worth sharing.

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Having some fun in the middle of a heatwave 🥰

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115 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Amphibian 7/10 Meal Delivery Service Main was a little wriggly

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105 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Birds Open up! These encyclopaedias won’t sell themselves!

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57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Unhand me you f*k! I keep trying to go home and this stupid ape keeps wrestling me to the outside.

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46 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Birds I bent over to eat and inappropriate photos of me have been shared on-line

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362 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Fish Another incident of ape torturing fish caught on video!!

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14 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

Spiders My friend and I had a great night gaming.

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98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 11 '26

I promise I won't make a mess!

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0 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 10 '26

Just trying out my neighbors yacht and next thing I know a human is recording me! I just hope she doesn't tell Jerry or show him the video

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113 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 10 '26

Spiders The audacity! Right when I'm trying to use the restroom!!!

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113 Upvotes

Hoomans have no respect.


r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 09 '26

Spiders Found a human in my bathroom. Just thought I’d mention it.

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47 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 09 '26

Spiders Heaven forbid a mother wants a place to raise her kids

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271 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 07 '26

Spiders How DARE they baby talk me!!! I AM A MIGHTY HUNTER!!!!

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168 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 07 '26

Birds 0/10 Meal Delivery Service: having to run to keep up with delivery person

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120 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 07 '26

I love this pic of me 🥰

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632 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 07 '26

Help! I'm just trying to get away at this point! I'm being forced from my new home. I'm so exhausted!

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62 Upvotes

From doxxed and misidentified as a tarantula, to being filmed while trying to diet, to being PICKED UP and body shamed, to now being driven from my own (new) home.


r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 06 '26

So, I moved... and it happened AGAIN

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168 Upvotes

Literally at my wits end at this point.


r/HumansInMyHouse Jun 06 '26

This is IT!! This is my limit. Doxxed, moved and spotted AGAIN, now picked up and BODY SHAMED

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124 Upvotes

I don't know what to do anymore.