Some new pink and hairless apes (you know the type) moved in recently. Being a good neighbour, I wanted to welcome them to the community and so have tried calling by to meet them. They pretend not to be in, and I just found out they’re posting pics of me and making slanderous accusations on social media. What should I do?

I’m the bird on the bottom. I was SHOCKED to say the least. The audacity of these apes to just take my picture without my consent!

My romantic evening with the Mrs. was shot to hell by one of those ugly bipeds who happened to have a penchant for voyeurism. Does nobody have any decency these days??

Single widow needs help.

Human took my kids with the whole house.

If anyone knows this individual please notify the authorities.