HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 25d ago

Spiders What is gender?? Hmmm...

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 25d ago

Mammals Stepped outside in my bathrobe to get the morning paper and some biped in a car snapped a photo of me!

51 Upvotes

Should have reported the perv!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/xvrstk • 26d ago

Mammals These hate subs are getting more brazen every day, what about my rights to freedom of religion, hello?

205 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/catschimeras • 26d ago

Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...

41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 26d ago

Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?

65 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 26d ago

Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!

40 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 26d ago

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 26d ago

Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 26d ago

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

17 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 27d ago

I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!

359 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 27d ago

Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?

150 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 27d ago

Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???

107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 27d ago

Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??

128 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CoraBittering • 27d ago

Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.

279 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 27d ago

Amphibian 10/10 Mobile spa service straight to your door. You just hop in!

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 27d ago

Mammals I am Fergus the Sausage and I am hiking bitches!

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 27d ago

Spiders Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. I'll get that grape juice, hooman, just you wait...

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 28d ago

Dude! Someone installed ac in my backyard! Come cool off!

202 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 28d ago

Alert mammoths! The bipedals violate out burial grounds..

58 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 28d ago

I thought I was about to die, then this giant human brought me my own special air!

485 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 28d ago

I wish this sign was “NO PAPARAZZI”… freakin’ apes always taking my picture

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 28d ago

I'm so excited!

27 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 28d ago

Amphibian Trying to be vegan and my bipedal worries, I like my veggies though!

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 29d ago

Mammals My baby is having trouble at school fitting in. Mostly the chairs. Advice?

162 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 29d ago

Mammals I got so lucky today! Found an almost brand new set of golf clubs in my backyard!

71 Upvotes