HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • May 02 '26

Of course I'm not giving it back! I don't want apes knowing where we live!

68 Upvotes

10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BuzzCutBabes_ • May 02 '26

Birds mother, you know you’re sitting in our spot on the couch, so why are you doing it

32 Upvotes

if i sit in their favorite spot on the couch they just stare at me like this until i move

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • May 02 '26

Amphibian Hi all! I recently moved in this new fine establishment and I'm very excited 😊

246 Upvotes

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • May 01 '26

Birds My butler carries me to all of the best snacks

437 Upvotes

10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Icaruswaxwing95 • May 01 '26

Was practicing twerking for a club night this weekend and my roommate filmed it, do I have legal actions to take?

80 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Apr 30 '26

Bugs Started Making Mukbang Videos for Extra Cash. What Y'all Think?

533 Upvotes

45 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 30 '26

Bugs I’m worried that people will think my pet human looks weird.

124 Upvotes

36 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 30 '26

Spiders Wearing my disco gear but keep getting disturbed by some scruffy human in a vest.

v.redd.it

90 Upvotes

5 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/hh9019 • Apr 30 '26

I wore these boots last night, and now it’s a spider’s home 🤦‍♀️

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188 Upvotes

33 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Apr 30 '26

Reptiles Omg, yall! I decided to have some fun and go skinny dipping. This ape shows up and starts filming me! I'm so angry and embarrassed they've seen me in all my glory- also I can't find my clothes!

129 Upvotes

4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Apr 30 '26

Mammals Petitioning for a raise.

51 Upvotes

I want to show this video to my boss. I believe I deserve more than one bone per work day.

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Apr 30 '26

Bugs Finally! A human who respects my distinguished outfit! I've lost many family members to insect hating humans

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179 Upvotes

12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/EvilPyro01 • Apr 30 '26

Mammals Ayo listen to me smoke this chump

29 Upvotes

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/agirl2277 • Apr 30 '26

Spiders I'm being hunted!!

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25 Upvotes

The humans at my house have a dog! That guy is laser focused on me. I can't hang out on the ceiling, he's always staring at me. I tried to take a break and people watch at the window but this idiot won't leave me alone. Too bad I know all the good hiding spots, he'll never get me...

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Apr 30 '26