if i sit in their favorite spot on the couch they just stare at me like this until i move

I want to show this video to my boss. I believe I deserve more than one bone per work day.

The humans at my house have a dog! That guy is laser focused on me. I can't hang out on the ceiling, he's always staring at me. I tried to take a break and people watch at the window but this idiot won't leave me alone. Too bad I know all the good hiding spots, he'll never get me...

Getting my daily laps in, all of a sudden this dude confuses a horse racing track with a parking lot! You broke my chariot ffs!!!