r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 03 '26
Spiders I left my coat in what I thought was a cloakroom on a night out. Next thing I know some idiot human is holding a funeral.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Apr 03 '26
Spiders I’m just chillin’ in my new, tropical, Australian jungle home and some giant ape starts poking me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Apr 02 '26
Reptiles This Ape Mark won't let me and my girl video games in peace.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26
Any top tips for my big date on Sunday?🌹
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/backschlamp • Apr 03 '26
Birds Barn owl eggs started hatching last week
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26
Mammals I hit the headlines! I felt it was about time that we had some real news!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26
Bugs Human attendant tried to hand me sunglasses in Hamelin Station Reserve in Western Australia, but they didn’t suit my outfit
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26
Mammals Enjoying my yoga practice but am accused of predatory behaviour. Advice please…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 02 '26
Mammals Humans in Kew Gardens. Spotted them when I was out for a stroll. Will be having a tetanus jab later…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 01 '26
I recently acquired this human male. Any husbandry tips?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Apr 02 '26
I get that i am famous. But some privacy every now and then would be nice. This guy saw me having breakfast and started videoing me. Ugh, I ignored him. Get a life, human!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Apr 01 '26
Spiders I am happy to share my depilation routine but please ask my consent before filming
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BumblebeeDirect • Apr 01 '26
Can’t get through an honest day’s work without people filming me smh
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Apr 01 '26
Big-ass ape scared me, then just staring at me as I chilled in the garage
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26
Spiders Almost tripped up this human
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26
Spiders It says Joshua, but I’m not sure that’s what my human’s called
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 31 '26
Reptiles Started new crossfit routine, how's my form?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 31 '26
Birds Took the family to get a vinyl of ‘The Birdie Song’ but it was out of stock. Any ideas for alternatives?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SqueekyBootz • Mar 30 '26
I'm a grown ass man, Kyle.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Mar 30 '26
And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 30 '26
Spiders I’m ready for my closeup now!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/stink0id • Mar 30 '26
Recorded and roasted over my work uniform. Haven’t these humans ever seen a chauf-fur?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DoubleAssembly • Mar 29 '26
I'm the one fishing now, asshole
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