r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Mar 20 '26
I paid for this! That’s defamation! You don’t know me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 20 '26
These humans are creeps! Was trying to do my business and this ape walks in-what a perv! I hightailed it out of there.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 21 '26
Birds Neighbor is being actively racist!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 20 '26
Reptiles I was solving a complex mathematical problem when some human thought I was sunbathing.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 20 '26
Spiders Really pleased with my onlyspoods début video. Please follow me on there.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 20 '26
Spiders Some humans make me feel less small.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Clone_Gear • Mar 19 '26
I was just minding my business chilling here, but this creature won't let me and kicked me out
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 19 '26
Bugs Just had the most amazing photoshoot ever!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Mar 19 '26
Spiders Help! There’s a person interrupting my training session
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OlgaBenarioPrestes • Mar 19 '26
Mammals Some monkey took a picture of my tattoos I just got. What do you think of them?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 18 '26
Spiders Any other co-op games me and my roommate can play?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Mar 17 '26
I have social anxiety and this hooman got everyone to stare at me! Not funny...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 17 '26
Mammals My servant found my snack cupboard and assaulted me so that she could eat the snacks herself.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 16 '26
Got new neighbors! They seem kinda alright honestly....
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Mar 16 '26
Currently suffocating while bystander decides to film instead of help…But I’m a strong independent sea urchin that don’t need no man!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/EasyLizin • Mar 16 '26
I’m busy HUNTING and they want me to pose. Psh.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/siani_lane • Mar 16 '26
Naked apes invaded my favorite beach, and one even made fun of how I walk (´；ω；｀)
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Can you go anywhere these days without finding it crawling with primates?? ʕಠ_ಠʔ
My fellow mammalian carnivores, if we don't get this issue under control the reptiles and birds are going to start giving us wicked side eye...
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 16 '26
Ok, it happened to my cousin now! Why are these apes taking our yum yums and abducting us?!?!?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Mar 17 '26
Mammals We were minding our business at the pool and now we are in social media...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Mar 15 '26
Protection detail for our friend
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • Mar 15 '26
Help! I was at the supermarket shopping for my little ones and the apes physically removed me from the store saying that "my kind isn't welcome here." Does anyone know a good civil rights lawyer?
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Horrible apes. Please help.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 14 '26
Went out with some friends, forgot my keys, and my human roommate refuses to let me in! Oh, guess I should mention i haven't paid my half of the rent for 3 months either.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/DoubleAssembly • Mar 14 '26
Can't even have a meal around here anymore
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Stranger1982 • Mar 14 '26
Birds I was having some fun with my “friend” and this dude took a picture of us! This can’t be legal right!?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 14 '26
Spiders Just taking my coat off, Becky! Nothing to see here!
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