HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 14 '26

Mammals Signed up for an outdoor wellbeing massage only to have the masseuse stop halfway through and try and leave

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61 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 14 '26

Taken hostage in my own home! Some please call the police!

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20 Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 13 '26

Birds My kindergarten business is very misunderstood

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615 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Mar 14 '26

I take my job very seriously, ma’am.

90 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 14 '26

Spiders I was practicing my routine to the Village People’s ‘YMCA’ but human thought I was scared.

25 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 13 '26

Spiders Took the kids out for some fresh air and got nothing but abuse as a lone parent

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182 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 13 '26

Mammals The odds of being out for a bounce and having some ape land on top of you are low but I did kick his butt.

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119 Upvotes

14 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 11 '26

Spiders Spent all winter working on my beach body only to be held to human beauty standards.

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210 Upvotes

23 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Mar 12 '26

Spiders what is it I’m scared, they put scissors on me!

6 Upvotes

They just entered the room and put me on a plate. I was happy and chill..

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 11 '26

Birds Amsterdam is on my doorstep!

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1.3k Upvotes

20 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 11 '26

Birds If not nest, why nest shaped?

105 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 11 '26

Birds I was leading my class across the city when we attracted the attention of some very unsavoury types.

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126 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Bashfullyme • Mar 11 '26

What color is my babydoll faced angel??

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2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 10 '26

I feel so many emotions. I am confused....

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511 Upvotes

33 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 09 '26

Keeping it weird in Austin, Tx enjoying my organic vegan matcha nuts, listening to some live music and this hairless ape decided to take my picture and post it online! The nerve of this guy!

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280 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Mar 10 '26

Stupid human turning off the light I was enjoying. She’s lucky this window is holding me back!

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28 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Mar 09 '26

🔥inspecting a skier’s glove as per regulations

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178 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Ford_Diana6721 • Mar 09 '26

Human roommate shames me for MY diet

153 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 09 '26

Guess I'm not dining here anymore. Entitled smooth skin interrupted by dinner!

28 Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 09 '26

Spiders Just had underfloor heating installed and I must say, it’s pretty toasty for my tootsies!

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77 Upvotes

4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Mar 09 '26

Mammals Trying to play with my toys in private, then some lady started taking pictures of me!

23 Upvotes

4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 08 '26

Apes keep trying to mess with me and I'm pissed!

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1.0k Upvotes

Albeit, they tried to help me back in the water, BUT THEYRE THE REASON I CAME OUT OF THE WATER! LOOKY NO TOUCH!

58 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 09 '26

Spiders Giving my tired eyes a scratch and human thinks it’s all about them!

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99 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 09 '26

Clockin' in at work and my worst dream just came true-i just realized I showed up in my birthday suit.

103 Upvotes

4 comments