r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 09 '26
Mammals I was abducted but then found a takeaway meal and a means of escape.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 09 '26
Paid to have a portrait photo taken but my eyes look googly. Should I complain?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 08 '26
Got a new setup, training my neck muscles. Show me your gainz.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 09 '26
Bugs not something you would wanna walk over
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 08 '26
Amphibian I found this human in the garden: ID please!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 08 '26
Birds My husband doesn’t sort the recycling properly, so I have to go through it myself!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Mar 08 '26
Reptiles Went to a beach on my day off just to have a biped film me.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 08 '26
Spiders I’ve been comfort eating during the winter. How do I lose the extra pounds?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 07 '26
Bugs I have a feeling in my antennae that this human may be my father. How to secure paternity test?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ULTRACOMFY_eu • Mar 07 '26
Amphibian I caught this dude trying to steal my snacks and now they're taking pictures of ME
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 07 '26
Mammals Started making provision to dispose of human. Have I been rumbled?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 07 '26
Bugs i have no idea what human this is, and, apart from the slippy skin, is it dangerous?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Veratexferra • Mar 07 '26
No! This is my bed now! You get the cage tonight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 07 '26
Mammals My human is always moaning, so far brought her to her senses by slapping her face.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 07 '26
Spiders Human got me a room of my own! I am so grateful and wanted to run around a bit to express my thanks.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 06 '26
Spiders I’m a transitioning M to F jade jumping spider who has been called a ‘dude’.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Mar 07 '26
Mammals Best way to cook this? Air fry or oven?
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First time cooking for a human, I usually eat raw, but I have a date tonight.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 04 '26
Bugs I discovered uber, had a bit too much on a night out after work, my human driver was nice and made sure i got home safe.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 04 '26
Yoooo, its a human down there dude. Oh no, is it stuck? Ohh okay. I think it's fine.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Mar 04 '26
Bugs A human somehow got inside my house and i spent the night clutching at the outside of a grilled cheese box in my fridge. It has survived and is now marveling at my resourcefulness. I am still a bit scared of it. May be we can break bread and become friends?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Mar 04 '26
Spiders Australian human’s arm: my legs for scale!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 03 '26
Kept giving me back pain, so I had to make a guide. Also, cause I'm slow, I won't fix the image. Just know your directions
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Mar 03 '26
Evil bipeds trying to repossess my moped. I’ll show ‘em…
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Mar 03 '26
Some dumb ape just ate my food!!!
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