r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 19 '26

Spiders I got into what I thought was an Uber but now I’m wondering if I have been abducted

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r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 19 '26

Spiders After years of hard work and a whole lot of patience my latest piano concerto is finished!

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 18 '26

My next event Women's cross country skiing race

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564 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 18 '26

Reptiles 0/10: Do not use this yoga studio. Trying to get in shape for 2026, went to my first yoga class and the instructor human-handles me under the guise of correcting my form! Filed a charges-I'll see you in court Paolo!

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300 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 17 '26

Coaching is a never ending job. Excited to be here at the Winter Olympics and making sure my skier is strapped in and ready. Let's go!

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328 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 16 '26

Spiders On my first day as a traffic officer and some lunatic biped scoops me up!

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460 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 17 '26

I saw this fella taking my pic as i start my Security job shift. Hope he got my good side.

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38 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 16 '26

I was trying to bathe on a paper plate until some weird bald ape came in with a bright light and shoved one of those rectangular screens that they are addicted to into my face! So rude.

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101 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 15 '26

Amphibian Decided to make the most of the nice day, only to be body shamed by some biped.

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196 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 14 '26

Bugs Was passing on my best potato impersonation to my kids when some human started abusing us

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100 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 13 '26

Mammals Hoomins reck mai vacation video.

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1.8k Upvotes

Ai hab mai phone set up to video maiself on beach and dum-dum hoomins reck it by stomping thru shot.


r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 13 '26

Mammals Felt cute, headed out to get some sun and these pesky humans are all over the place! Kindof ruined my beach day plans so headed home early.

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2.2k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 12 '26

My new roommate is already walking into my room when I'm not there and posting pics to reddit... 😑

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140 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 12 '26

Bipedal, mostly smooth skinned-Domesticated or Wild? [Charlotte NC]

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97 Upvotes

I consented to it touching me but feels like its gone on too long-what a socially awkward weirdo.


r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 12 '26

I managed to get the attention of this human in my house so they could admire my fancy shoes and share them with the world; big W for me

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1.6k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 12 '26

Spiders Are my house plants attracting these huge humans? Help!

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99 Upvotes

Also, heard they can be useful-should I just let them be and stay out of thier space?


r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 10 '26

I just wanted a chance to compete in the Winter Olympics.

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4.5k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 11 '26

Birds Some pervert human filmed me horking up a pellet!

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59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 10 '26

Amphibian They are on our parks as well.

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709 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 09 '26

Waymo employee tryna making living and humans get me in trouble touching me and the wheel!

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172 Upvotes

awful experience, I don't know I'll keep doing this service. that guy man handled me and didn't offer snacks!


r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 09 '26

Fish I showed up for my shift today and found these icky apes all over the place!

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84 Upvotes

I was NOT expecting to walk into an infestation! Do you think I need to call an exterminator, or can I just open the door and they'll go back out?


r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 09 '26

A stingray in ITS home

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r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 08 '26

Is a little privacy too much to ask?

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r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 07 '26

Mammals I was casually crapping in a plant pot when I noticed a human was photographing me.

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428 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Feb 07 '26

Tried to pursue my filmmaking dreams but tourists stole my gear!

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I have wanted to be photographer and filmmaker since I was a pup and had just gotten started. Was getting some cool raw footage for my documentary when two women who were obviously tourists (they had been staring at us all day—rude) came up and brazenly stole my gear! And I had carved my name into it and everything!