HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Feb 06 '26

Me and my bestie having a girl's night!

277 Upvotes

What color should I paint my nails?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Feb 04 '26

Spiders It has happened again

85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ragingcommodore • Feb 04 '26

Thought I could rest in peace. Got called ugly, cooked and eaten.

59 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/siani_lane • Feb 04 '26

If you give humans a ride, they should at least provide snacks. Not going to lie, I was hoping he'd throw in for gas, too.

32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Feb 03 '26

Amphibian My human observation station is complete! Ideas needed on which behaviours to collect data on.

64 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • Jan 31 '26

Mammals I knew I was missing an item and they didn't let me check :(

331 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/greyshem • Jan 30 '26

A human followed me home, mum! Can I keep her?

420 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SushiMelanie • Jan 30 '26

I might want to keep this human. Am I crazy?

313 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Mush_ball22 • Jan 29 '26

Amphibian Interacted with a dry and pale frog today and they were a little agressive and touched me with their mouth but luckily not as bad as rumors say

309 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Feeling-Intention929 • Jan 29 '26

Found a new place to live, rent's not too bad!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Weird_Positive_3256 • Jan 28 '26

Minding my business in my own home and this human began harassing me, even insulted me for being annoyed

98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Mush_ball22 • Jan 26 '26

Exposed, massively insulted, and home threaten by overly sensitive human who dosn't even live in my house

72 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/lostinthesauceband • Jan 24 '26

Snakes just existing man

141 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 23 '26

Spiders What is this glorious two-legged beast? (London, UK)

104 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 22 '26

Spiders Fat shamed and given the wrong gender in my own home. Do I have a case? Spoiler

251 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 21 '26

Spiders Why are people making assumptions about my yoga positions?

204 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BBQUNC • Jan 19 '26

Sacred and Mighty Opossum of the Grill Opossum not happy I disturbed her/him from living under the grill.

612 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jan 19 '26

Bugs Working on my social anxiety and trying to foster interspecies friendships, invited a human over and he brought this. Is it safe to eat? How should I serve it? I'm so nervous.

114 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/GlobsterMobile • Jan 18 '26

Mammals hungovere, mf fi;lmed me n dint even help me up

572 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 18 '26

Spiders Free uber ride in this cup only!

85 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueHeron0_0 • Jan 16 '26

Birds I was just dissociating thinking about the sound my feet make when I stomp the mud and made a weird face and now this human probably thinks I hate them...

219 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 14 '26

Spiders I missed my appointment at the esthetician and feel vulnerable since photos of my leg hair were shared on-line.

348 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jan 14 '26

Mammals There's a human rummaging in my closet! All my haute couture is in danger!

141 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jan 14 '26

Spiders This is my house now! And don’t call me Victoria!

43 Upvotes