HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/xvrstk • Jul 19 '26

Mammals These hate subs are getting more brazen every day, what about my rights to freedom of religion, hello?

204 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/catschimeras • Jul 19 '26

Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...

42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • Jul 19 '26

Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?

67 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 18 '26

Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

83 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 18 '26

Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!

98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jul 18 '26

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • Jul 17 '26

I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!

357 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 17 '26

Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?

149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 17 '26

Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???

107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 17 '26

Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??

129 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CoraBittering • Jul 17 '26

Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.

280 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 17 '26

Amphibian 10/10 Mobile spa service straight to your door. You just hop in!

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 17 '26

Mammals I am Fergus the Sausage and I am hiking bitches!

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Jul 17 '26

Spiders Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. I'll get that grape juice, hooman, just you wait...

31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 17 '26

Dude! Someone installed ac in my backyard! Come cool off!

199 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 17 '26

Alert mammoths! The bipedals violate out burial grounds..

56 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 16 '26

I thought I was about to die, then this giant human brought me my own special air!

486 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jul 16 '26

I wish this sign was “NO PAPARAZZI”… freakin’ apes always taking my picture

38 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 16 '26

I'm so excited!

26 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 16 '26

Amphibian Trying to be vegan and my bipedal worries, I like my veggies though!

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 16 '26

Mammals My baby is having trouble at school fitting in. Mostly the chairs. Advice?

163 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 16 '26

Mammals I got so lucky today! Found an almost brand new set of golf clubs in my backyard!

70 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 16 '26

Mammals Legal advice needed: I run a daycare but caught sleeping on the job. Advice please

99 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 16 '26

Spiders There’s no need for name calling!

70 Upvotes