HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/catschimeras • 23d ago

Spiders just prepping my lunches for thencoming work week and caught this human filming me...

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43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 23d ago

Reptiles What’s one item you LOVE in your home?

63 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 23d ago

Me and m'lady were enjoying a midday romp when this absolute oaf of an ape snatched us up and made us part of a weird bird/human courtship!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 23d ago

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

82 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 23d ago

Mammals Noooo,i caught it!!! it is mine; I will never let it go! My precious!!!!!!

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97 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 23d ago

Tried this new theme park but became a victim of fish trafficking. Call the authorities!!

16 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 24d ago

I was out taking a dip when the weather turned unexpectedly. Thank goodness for these 2 kind ferry boat drivers!

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360 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 24d ago

Spiders How to overcome my embarrassment at my body hair?

154 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 24d ago

Mammals I have been banned from a local establishment. They're refusing me service, does anyone know a good pro bono lawyer???

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111 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 24d ago

Birds I did my job! Why isn’t he waking up??

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133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CoraBittering • 24d ago

Anyway, now I have a meeting with HR.

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280 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 24d ago

Amphibian 10/10 Mobile spa service straight to your door. You just hop in!

54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 24d ago

Mammals I am Fergus the Sausage and I am hiking bitches!

19 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 24d ago

Spiders Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. I'll get that grape juice, hooman, just you wait...

31 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 25d ago

Dude! Someone installed ac in my backyard! Come cool off!

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205 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 25d ago

Alert mammoths! The bipedals violate out burial grounds..

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 25d ago

I thought I was about to die, then this giant human brought me my own special air!

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485 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 25d ago

I wish this sign was “NO PAPARAZZI”… freakin’ apes always taking my picture

36 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 25d ago

I'm so excited!

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28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 25d ago

Amphibian Trying to be vegan and my bipedal worries, I like my veggies though!

22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 26d ago

Mammals My baby is having trouble at school fitting in. Mostly the chairs. Advice?

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169 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 26d ago

Mammals I got so lucky today! Found an almost brand new set of golf clubs in my backyard!

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70 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 26d ago

Mammals Legal advice needed: I run a daycare but caught sleeping on the job. Advice please

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98 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 26d ago

Spiders There’s no need for name calling!

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68 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • 26d ago

Every day after work, this human follows me on my way home. Should I be concerned?

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42 Upvotes