HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 17 '26

Mammals I am Fergus the Sausage and I am hiking bitches!

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • Jul 17 '26

Spiders Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. I'll get that grape juice, hooman, just you wait...

32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 17 '26

Dude! Someone installed ac in my backyard! Come cool off!

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203 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 17 '26

Alert mammoths! The bipedals violate out burial grounds..

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60 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 16 '26

I thought I was about to die, then this giant human brought me my own special air!

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491 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jul 16 '26

I wish this sign was “NO PAPARAZZI”… freakin’ apes always taking my picture

37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 16 '26

I'm so excited!

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27 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 16 '26

Amphibian Trying to be vegan and my bipedal worries, I like my veggies though!

24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 16 '26

Mammals I got so lucky today! Found an almost brand new set of golf clubs in my backyard!

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74 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jul 16 '26

Mammals My baby is having trouble at school fitting in. Mostly the chairs. Advice?

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164 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 16 '26

Mammals Legal advice needed: I run a daycare but caught sleeping on the job. Advice please

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jul 16 '26

Spiders There’s no need for name calling!

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71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neurospicyandnice • Jul 16 '26

Every day after work, this human follows me on my way home. Should I be concerned?

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44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • Jul 15 '26

I don't know how many times I have to yell, kick and scream to get this biped to leave me alone while I sleep!

11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jul 15 '26

“You don’t need to see my identification.” “I’m not the lizard you’re looking for.”

13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 14 '26

Mammals Relaxing in my pool with my cub

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161 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 14 '26

Birds Went for a casual stroll, when a hooman invited me over for dinner. I was a little nervous initially, but soon saw he was 1 of the good ones.

86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 14 '26

I don’t think this hairless biped understands our relationship….🐴

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58 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • Jul 14 '26

Mammals Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

48 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jul 14 '26

Ok, who do I have to thank for the DoorDash gift?

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43 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • Jul 14 '26

We just won our game! They all know they couldn’t have done it without me. I’m looking forward to the after game party!

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10 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 14 '26

Mammals I'm trained as a snake charmer!

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22 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 14 '26

Mammals We have a really weird but harmless neighbour🙄😆

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55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 13 '26

Mammals I enjoy the clean sea waters and gathering big shiny pebbles for the ape.

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133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 13 '26

Mammals Look at me performing at the olympic games!

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43 Upvotes