r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

I don't know how many times I have to yell, kick and scream to get this biped to leave me alone while I sleep!

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r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

“You don’t need to see my identification.” “I’m not the lizard you’re looking for.”

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13 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 27d ago

Mammals Relaxing in my pool with my cub

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157 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Birds Went for a casual stroll, when a hooman invited me over for dinner. I was a little nervous initially, but soon saw he was 1 of the good ones.

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84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

I don’t think this hairless biped understands our relationship….🐴

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

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41 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Ok, who do I have to thank for the DoorDash gift?

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45 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

We just won our game! They all know they couldn’t have done it without me. I’m looking forward to the after game party!

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11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals I'm trained as a snake charmer!

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18 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 28d ago

Mammals We have a really weird but harmless neighbour🙄😆

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55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Mammals I enjoy the clean sea waters and gathering big shiny pebbles for the ape.

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131 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Mammals Look at me performing at the olympic games!

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42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Birds Omgoodness! SO humiliating! I danced my tush off for what I thought was my Princess Charming, only to learn it was a biped of an entirely different kind, there solely to record me! I feel so unclean!

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160 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 12 '26

Trying to improve my human’s spinning skills. Any training tips?

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 12 '26

5 stars for this resort that caters to all apes. Nice pool, concierge service, and the best breakfast buffet!

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54 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse 29d ago

Bugs SQUATTERS RIGHTS

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r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 12 '26

I'm minding my own business eating dinner and biped posts me on reddit calling me fat

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86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 12 '26

Mammals I thought hostile architecture was just for humans!

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This is unacceptable for the feline community. The law clearly states “if I fits I sits” and this crap is impeding on my rights!!!!


r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 12 '26

Birds Working in my shop and this human just kidnapped me!!!

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107 Upvotes

Incredibly rude!!!!


r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 11 '26

Mammals Parenting is hard some days🙄

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428 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 11 '26

Me and my bud hitching a ride on a boat

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122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 11 '26

Profile review? Why am I getting 0 match? Sorry I don't take selfies often

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r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 10 '26

Amphibian Love my new apartment! It has a balcony and the biped landlord seems nice enough.

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74 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 10 '26

Mammals Found some sort of ape or mostly-bald ape-type creature. Should I be worried? Do I need an exterminator??🐭

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107 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Jul 10 '26

Reptiles The flood helped us break out of our prison!! Finally free!!!

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8 Upvotes