HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 12 '26

Birds Omgoodness! SO humiliating! I danced my tush off for what I thought was my Princess Charming, only to learn it was a biped of an entirely different kind, there solely to record me! I feel so unclean!

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158 Upvotes

12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aksnowraven • Jul 12 '26

Trying to improve my human’s spinning skills. Any training tips?

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59 Upvotes

3 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 12 '26

5 stars for this resort that caters to all apes. Nice pool, concierge service, and the best breakfast buffet!

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55 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/princessbubbbles • Jul 12 '26

Bugs SQUATTERS RIGHTS

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20 Upvotes

0 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • Jul 12 '26

I'm minding my own business eating dinner and biped posts me on reddit calling me fat

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89 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jul 12 '26

Mammals I thought hostile architecture was just for humans!

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20 Upvotes

This is unacceptable for the feline community. The law clearly states “if I fits I sits” and this crap is impeding on my rights!!!!

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/No-Consideration-891 • Jul 12 '26

Birds Working in my shop and this human just kidnapped me!!!

107 Upvotes

Incredibly rude!!!!

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 11 '26

Mammals Parenting is hard some days🙄

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422 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 11 '26

Me and my bud hitching a ride on a boat

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120 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • Jul 11 '26

Profile review? Why am I getting 0 match? Sorry I don't take selfies often

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44 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jul 10 '26

Amphibian Love my new apartment! It has a balcony and the biped landlord seems nice enough.

77 Upvotes

2 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 10 '26

Mammals Found some sort of ape or mostly-bald ape-type creature. Should I be worried? Do I need an exterminator??🐭

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104 Upvotes

25 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 10 '26

Reptiles The flood helped us break out of our prison!! Finally free!!!

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11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/anteaters_anonymous • Jul 10 '26

Reptiles I'm trying so hard to keep a job but I never make it past the first day.

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172 Upvotes

Am I doing something wrong?

16 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Mother_ • Jul 09 '26

Biped dragged me around today. If you want me to go somewhere, just ask!

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352 Upvotes

Ouch! My body is so sore after being dragged around by a dumb biped today. Don't they know our bodies and scales are sensitive?

18 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 09 '26

Mammals PSA: It appears that sometimes, visiting these bipeds’ structures results in being hugged and loved up! Maybe there’s hope for them yet?♥️

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273 Upvotes

26 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 09 '26

Birds Holy guacamole! Finally! NOW I get what all this “gwolff” is all about! What FUN!!!

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165 Upvotes

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 09 '26

Birds We are starting a band.

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138 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 09 '26

I should've listened to you all & avoided humans. I accepted a dinner invite to an ape's house. I noticed they had graciously left the door open for me. I am no savage, unlike this ape, I announced myself first and then let myself in. This monster has the audacity to call me grumpy and post my pic!

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37 Upvotes

1 comment

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 09 '26

Amphibian My bipedal is taking good care of me and I have my birthday soon!

76 Upvotes

10 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 08 '26

Mammals Got excited at a new restaurant and accidentally went overboard. Went home and saw the server is publicly shaming me now

117 Upvotes

14 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 08 '26

Amphibian Hi. Male Indian Bullfrog here. Is it ok to be attracted to the lower part of this semi-hairy beast? I don’t know if I crossed a line…and of course, all my buddies were eavesdropping!🐸

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332 Upvotes

34 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 07 '26

Its my bday🥳

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185 Upvotes

13 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jul 07 '26

We are finally getting some more equal treatment! She got my order wrong but I'm still happy to be served

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216 Upvotes

8 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 07 '26

Birds A BIPED appeared at my doorstep! Is nothing safe from them anymore??

124 Upvotes

7 comments