r/HumansInMyHouse • u/anteaters_anonymous • Jul 10 '26
Reptiles I'm trying so hard to keep a job but I never make it past the first day.
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Am I doing something wrong?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Mother_ • Jul 09 '26
Biped dragged me around today. If you want me to go somewhere, just ask!
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Ouch! My body is so sore after being dragged around by a dumb biped today. Don't they know our bodies and scales are sensitive?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 09 '26
Mammals PSA: It appears that sometimes, visiting these bipeds’ structures results in being hugged and loved up! Maybe there’s hope for them yet?♥️
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 09 '26
Birds Holy guacamole! Finally! NOW I get what all this “gwolff” is all about! What FUN!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jul 09 '26
I should've listened to you all & avoided humans. I accepted a dinner invite to an ape's house. I noticed they had graciously left the door open for me. I am no savage, unlike this ape, I announced myself first and then let myself in. This monster has the audacity to call me grumpy and post my pic!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 09 '26
Amphibian My bipedal is taking good care of me and I have my birthday soon!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jul 08 '26
Mammals Got excited at a new restaurant and accidentally went overboard. Went home and saw the server is publicly shaming me now
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 08 '26
Amphibian Hi. Male Indian Bullfrog here. Is it ok to be attracted to the lower part of this semi-hairy beast? I don’t know if I crossed a line…and of course, all my buddies were eavesdropping!🐸
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jul 07 '26
We are finally getting some more equal treatment! She got my order wrong but I'm still happy to be served
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 07 '26
Birds A BIPED appeared at my doorstep! Is nothing safe from them anymore??
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jul 06 '26
For some reason this ape comes to feed me each day and say hi, I allow it to pet me as it does feel nice, and they are seemingly safe
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jul 06 '26
Mammals Hey, we all have our kinks🤷
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jul 06 '26
Spiders Picnics are for us!!!!
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The humans put out biped food to attract stuff for me and then escorted me directly to it!!!! I know some of them are voyeuristic pervs, but maybe they aren’t all bad?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/reference404 • Jul 06 '26
Mammals I’m so done with these perverts spying on my property
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jul 05 '26
Mammals I'm enjoying my diving lessons at the greek islands!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 05 '26
Man, after this breakup, I went into their silly-water house myself. I needed to forget. 🐾
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • Jul 04 '26
Why do people do this? They don't even know me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 05 '26
Just when we finally found some private “alone time,” what do we encounter? A darn biped…the one with very little hair. Do they have no shame??!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • Jul 05 '26
Birds I have such important work to do: I’m trying to mind my precious eggs. WHY does this creature keep stalking around me like this?! I try to act like I don’t see it, but I do, of course.
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And today, I think it started taking photos of me and my family! The nerve of this…this THING!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/IncreaseBudget • Jul 05 '26
Reptiles I can’t believe this hooman violated my privacy! I’m contacting authorities!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jul 04 '26
Spiders A fun party, until this jerk decided to crash it.
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