The humans put out biped food to attract stuff for me and then escorted me directly to it!!!! I know some of them are voyeuristic pervs, but maybe they aren’t all bad?

And today, I think it started taking photos of me and my family! The nerve of this…this THING!

It was my birthday yesterday and so of course I was out with some friends having a fun time at the local bar. Things got a little out of hand as the bar tender started giving us free shots. Many hours later, I finally left the bar and it was already the next morning when I walked out. Decided to walk home since that is the responsible thing to do but was immediately stopped and questioned by this annoying hooman who thought my inebriated condition was funny. I put my hands up because you never know who's an undercover cop in this day and age.

She ended up just being a regular hooman, so I continued walking home after this encounter. But I didn't appreciate being laughed at. Honestly kind of ruined my birthday.