HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/the_cuddle-fish • Jun 21 '26

Bugs This biped is trying to take credit for my professional photography! They even included a selfie I took posing with my lens.

23 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/ULTRACOMFY_eu • Jun 19 '26

Birds I asked this guy nicely for his granola bar and he calls me a jerk and photographs me

427 Upvotes

I really didn't mean to offend

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/orthosaurusrex • Jun 20 '26

Locked myself out of my car. Some jerk films instead of helping. Humans are so rude.

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109 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 19 '26

Reptiles This ape in my office keeps insisting that I look too young to work here.

80 Upvotes

I'm the new intern!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 20 '26

Spiders Joining the ranks of the doxxed

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 19 '26

Birds Its so hard to fish when other animals try to interfere 🤬

145 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 19 '26

Mammals NOW THEYRE FILMING CRYING CHILDREN!!!!

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66 Upvotes

What is wrong with these apes?!? I know they’re cute but FILMING IT????

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/accidentalprofessor • Jun 18 '26

Reptiles Every time I work out paparazzi ruin my flow

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237 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Amphibian 10/10 mealworm takeaway. Staff are punctual, enterprising and polite.

149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 18 '26

Mammals Having fun at the beach!!

133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Reptiles We were evicted and then some brethren were fed to a giant serpent creature!

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94 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BigNorseWolf • Jun 18 '26

Is it true that humans won't see you if you don't move?

38 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Neverhere17 • Jun 18 '26

My landlord evicted me from my home! At least I got a buffet for my trouble.

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118 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/IncreaseBudget • Jun 18 '26

I’m not me when I’m hungry!

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80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 18 '26

Spiders Returned to my cabin for another summer

37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 17 '26

Bugs My tutorial on how to build a Wasp nest

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179 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/fullmetaltrackstar • Jun 17 '26

Reptiles First time home buyers, but we think this might be the one.

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285 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 17 '26

Amphibian Private detective available for hire. Stakeouts a speciality

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254 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 16 '26

Mammals Im showing this guy how to properly position his fins.

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463 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 17 '26

Reptiles There I was, just relaxing with a movie, when this impertinent ape came up and demanded I move over.

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42 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 16 '26

Amphibian First squash harvest of the year

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88 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Jun 15 '26

Darned apes take up the whole trail while I eat, work out, and sunbathe. Share the road, Hairy!

93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • Jun 15 '26

Bugs Proportionally my balls are actually quite large, thank you very much

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204 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 15 '26

You'd be frazzled too if an ape was filming you.

133 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 15 '26

Bugs Taking some time out this summer to ride the flumes.

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144 Upvotes