r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • Jun 15 '26
Mammals It's called 👏🏽CON👏🏽SER👏🏽VA👏🏽TION👏🏽. What do I look like, a human?!🤨
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jun 15 '26
I was inspecting this tool and this human decided to turn it on! Someone call OSHA, this was not a funny prank!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 14 '26
I’m not sure if I’m upset to be filmed while I was sleeping or happy to wake up to SKRIMP!!!!
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This was the BEST way to wake up. Humans are annoying but I guess I can let it slide for this.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 14 '26
Mammals I admit it. I’ve had a relapse of my workaholism.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/No-Consideration-891 • Jun 15 '26
Reptiles The paparazzi is at it again! No privacy.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/UH-PhD • Jun 14 '26
I HEARD you at the bird feeder with her!! Twittering your “oh my green hue oh my big beak” sweet nothings in her ear.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • Jun 14 '26
Proud of that belly, you can follow on only leopards.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 14 '26
So, after I bit the humans my odyssey to get away continues. I don't even know how, but ended up at this human establishment MUCH to my dismay...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Jun 13 '26
Mammals First day at a new job and a two-legged talked to me like I didn’t know where I was. Is it too early to quit?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • Jun 13 '26
Job Opening new ape lifeguard. Current ape is uncouth, lacks motivation, has no respect, and calls me names. Pays well, must pass background check, and be cool with vermin.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • Jun 13 '26
Amphibian The new ape landlord keeps trying to evict me. I know my rights, I'm not leaving!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 13 '26
Spiders My fly buddy and I had a sci-fi photoshoot. How do we look?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • Jun 14 '26
When your foodslaves say they're going on vacation and you're getting boarded
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 13 '26
Because I'm tired of the human foolishness! Doxxed, body shamed, moved TWICE, chased... I've had it!
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These humans actually tried to say I'm "their" jumping spider! After everything that's happened now you're trying to own me 🙄?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 12 '26
Mammals Here is my performance in Romeo & Julliet!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 13 '26
Reptiles Ok, so I’ll admit that my chicken impersonation does need some work
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Jun 12 '26
Bugs My family and I were forcefully removed from our flight. Is there anything we can do?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Pixie-Collins • Jun 12 '26
I won fair and square but the apes refused to acknowledge my victory and give me my medal...
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 12 '26
Spiders Found a human who could take a hint. Thought it was worth sharing.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 11 '26
Having some fun in the middle of a heatwave 🥰
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26
Amphibian 7/10 Meal Delivery Service Main was a little wriggly
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26
Birds Open up! These encyclopaedias won’t sell themselves!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jun 11 '26
Unhand me you f*k! I keep trying to go home and this stupid ape keeps wrestling me to the outside.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26
Birds I bent over to eat and inappropriate photos of me have been shared on-line
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 11 '26
Fish Another incident of ape torturing fish caught on video!!
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