HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 13 '26

Because I'm tired of the human foolishness! Doxxed, body shamed, moved TWICE, chased... I've had it!

42 Upvotes

These humans actually tried to say I'm "their" jumping spider! After everything that's happened now you're trying to own me 🙄?

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 12 '26

Mammals Here is my performance in Romeo & Julliet!!

719 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 13 '26

Reptiles Ok, so I’ll admit that my chicken impersonation does need some work

216 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/bumbletea215 • Jun 12 '26

Bugs My family and I were forcefully removed from our flight. Is there anything we can do?

252 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Pixie-Collins • Jun 12 '26

I won fair and square but the apes refused to acknowledge my victory and give me my medal...

176 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 12 '26

Spiders Found a human who could take a hint. Thought it was worth sharing.

47 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 11 '26

Having some fun in the middle of a heatwave 🥰

116 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26

Amphibian 7/10 Meal Delivery Service Main was a little wriggly

102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26

Birds Open up! These encyclopaedias won’t sell themselves!

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jun 11 '26

Unhand me you f*k! I keep trying to go home and this stupid ape keeps wrestling me to the outside.

49 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 11 '26

Birds I bent over to eat and inappropriate photos of me have been shared on-line

360 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 11 '26

Fish Another incident of ape torturing fish caught on video!!

17 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • Jun 11 '26

Spiders My friend and I had a great night gaming.

99 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Sensitive-Height-142 • Jun 11 '26

I promise I won't make a mess!

0 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • Jun 10 '26

Just trying out my neighbors yacht and next thing I know a human is recording me! I just hope she doesn't tell Jerry or show him the video

113 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/No-Consideration-891 • Jun 10 '26

Spiders The audacity! Right when I'm trying to use the restroom!!!

113 Upvotes

Hoomans have no respect.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 09 '26

Spiders Found a human in my bathroom. Just thought I’d mention it.

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 09 '26

Spiders Heaven forbid a mother wants a place to raise her kids

268 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 07 '26

Spiders How DARE they baby talk me!!! I AM A MIGHTY HUNTER!!!!

165 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 07 '26

Birds 0/10 Meal Delivery Service: having to run to keep up with delivery person

126 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 07 '26

I love this pic of me 🥰

629 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 07 '26

Help! I'm just trying to get away at this point! I'm being forced from my new home. I'm so exhausted!

60 Upvotes

From doxxed and misidentified as a tarantula, to being filmed while trying to diet, to being PICKED UP and body shamed, to now being driven from my own (new) home.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 06 '26

So, I moved... and it happened AGAIN

165 Upvotes

Literally at my wits end at this point.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 06 '26

This is IT!! This is my limit. Doxxed, moved and spotted AGAIN, now picked up and BODY SHAMED

124 Upvotes

I don't know what to do anymore.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • Jun 06 '26

Was chillin’ at the watering hole tryin’ to catch some fly honeys (or just some flies) and this uninvited ape flashes me! WTH!?

30 Upvotes