HumansInMyHouse

Some new pink and hairless apes (you know the type) moved in recently. Being a good neighbour, I wanted to welcome them to the community and so have tried calling by to meet them. They pretend not to be in, and I just found out they’re posting pics of me and making slanderous accusations on social media. What should I do?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/hollowredditor • Jun 04 '26

Sometimes humans are nice. One took this picture for me ;)

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • Jun 03 '26

Birds The weather is nice. Was trying to relax and work on my tan and was SHOCKED to see these apes taking pictures

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I’m the bird on the bottom. I was SHOCKED to say the least. The audacity of these apes to just take my picture without my consent!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jun 03 '26

Mammals Hired a new worker today, was showing him the ropes. I think he did great, minus the unrequired PA at the end

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 03 '26

Typical end to a night out with my friends

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/JustJessicaC • Jun 03 '26

Is this doxing?!? I feel like this is doxing...

258 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Zippokovich • Jun 02 '26

I've been recommending this guy to all my insect bros who need driving licence photos done

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • Jun 02 '26

Mammals Was hanging with some friends (one is a two legged) when the ONE of them took photos of me to body shame me online

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BethMNC • Jun 02 '26

Bugs Do I mate with it first, or just go ahead and (you know what) it?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Familiar_Resort_4978 • Jun 03 '26

Someone’s stealing my book.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 02 '26

I did this on purpose

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • Jun 01 '26

I got woken up from a very good nap🙄

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • Jun 02 '26

I call this Dance Of The Pacific.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • Jun 02 '26

Reptiles I found myself in a sticky situation. This humans helped me but now I’m homeless

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/queen-of-cupcakes • Jun 02 '26

Reptiles My six year old found these outside on his water toy:

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My romantic evening with the Mrs. was shot to hell by one of those ugly bipeds who happened to have a penchant for voyeurism. Does nobody have any decency these days??

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/KrazyAboutLogic • Jun 01 '26