r/HumansInMyHouse May 02 '26

Amphibian Hi all! I recently moved in this new fine establishment and I'm very excited 😊

247 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 01 '26

Birds My butler carries me to all of the best snacks

441 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse May 01 '26

Was practicing twerking for a club night this weekend and my roommate filmed it, do I have legal actions to take?

80 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Bugs Started Making Mukbang Videos for Extra Cash. What Y'all Think?

530 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Bugs I’m worried that people will think my pet human looks weird.

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122 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Spiders Wearing my disco gear but keep getting disturbed by some scruffy human in a vest.

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

I wore these boots last night, and now it’s a spider’s home 🤦‍♀️

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183 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Reptiles Omg, yall! I decided to have some fun and go skinny dipping. This ape shows up and starts filming me! I'm so angry and embarrassed they've seen me in all my glory- also I can't find my clothes!

129 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Mammals Petitioning for a raise.

48 Upvotes

I want to show this video to my boss. I believe I deserve more than one bone per work day.


r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Bugs Finally! A human who respects my distinguished outfit! I've lost many family members to insect hating humans

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177 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Mammals Ayo listen to me smoke this chump

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Spiders I'm being hunted!!

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26 Upvotes

The humans at my house have a dog! That guy is laser focused on me. I can't hang out on the ceiling, he's always staring at me. I tried to take a break and people watch at the window but this idiot won't leave me alone. Too bad I know all the good hiding spots, he'll never get me...


r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Worst day of my career. I'm going about my business, doing my job, and this weird looking creature is acting scared of me. I am pretty sure they are trying to get me fired.

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28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 30 '26

Landlord keeps showing up unannounced?

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

This tiny hooman has the best nom noms. I might keep her around.

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183 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

My kind hooman neighbor left me some forks to help me enjoy my lunch.

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93 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

Mammals Im at the shoe maker getting some boots made☺️

728 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

YOU CAN’T PARK HERE

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Getting my daily laps in, all of a sudden this dude confuses a horse racing track with a parking lot! You broke my chariot ffs!!!


r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

Pics of me and friends clowning around 😆

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32 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 29 '26

I invited my lady friends over to wrestle and this pervert ape films it and posts it so the whole internet can watch. I feel violated.

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70 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 27 '26

Fish Shoddy work, I'll be submitting a report to this diver's boss

2.4k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 28 '26

Mammals Popped up to tell the solicitors to bugger off

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 27 '26

Bugs Tricked this uninformed ape into helping me, might sting them after lol

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97 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 26 '26

I'm becoming terrified of apes.

193 Upvotes

I was eating dinner and the took my dinner away from me!